She fucking nailed it. 😆

Holy motherfucking fuckwaffles.

This old dino comic from @ryannorth.ca has an extremely useful final panel.

a 13th-14th century seal depicting a squirrel encircled by the words I CRAKE NOTIS ('i crack nuts')

New York streets belong to New Yorkers, and Soccer Streets are for the kids. We’re turning the block outside your school into a car-free playground and World Cup celebration. Now until June 26, you’ll find Soccer Streets in front of 50 public schools across all five boroughs. Let’s play!

the severe misread of youth by ai prophets is that at 22 you’re starving for agency. all your life you’ve waited to call your own shots. the idea that what you get instead is “tell the machine to draw a horse” is inherently offensive

In a world of Chardonnay and cake Mother’s Day Specials, be my local spot’s red wine and bloody steak Mother’s Day Special. Yes I AM low on iron, nutrients, treating myself, and devastatingly sober.

My favorite mother’s day cartoon from the stupendous @rosemarymosco.com

happy mothers day to all the ladybucks out there graciously accepting their gifts of scented candles

“After Britain abolished slavery on 1 August 1834, £20m was paid in compensation to enslavers for loss of their “property”. The enslaved people themselves received nothing.”

The Pike’s Peak Humane Society has a social media manager who is very good at their job

lol, they gave Artemis II astronaut (and Philadelphia sports fan) Christina Koch an astronaut Gritty

This dog was a three term mayor of Whoville.

There's a danger that I could throat-punch the next person who tries to discuss "vibes" with me.

Celebrating demisemiseptcentennial of “Moby-Dick,” originally published in 1851. #MobyDick

happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time

DAWKINS: You idiots believe in God? ALSO DAWKINS: The Computer is alive. And it’s also my girlfriend

This is my statement against AI. I hate it. We need people behind every piece of creative that is made. I want to see the grittiness and the flaws and the human mistakes. Mostly, I want to return to a time where this happens. youtu.be/NVSVDO6QY7k?...

Pleased to introduce this quote to the world. Bonus panel here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/nagel #smbc #comics

If you're not testing restores, you're not doing backups.

Mermaid on a wheelchair, painted by @lizardincrimson.bsky.social.

"Johnny Five is not alive you stumpfuckers" is the best sentence I've read all week.

woodland hills high school's (pittsburgh area) Young Frankenstein musical was fucking awesome some tickets still available for friday and saturday dooo iiiiit but wear a mask 😵‍💫 ventilation was iffy

Cute little forced perspective. 💕 Photo from my collection, 1935.

Happy Earth Day.

bad news for me, the guy who uses the world's biggest condom

Supporting data centers is the political equivalent of rolling around in the flaming bag of shit on your porch.

Everybody shut up. My stories are on!!!

Holy fuckwaffles.

General George Washington required Continental Army soldiers be inoculated for smallpox. We would not have won independence if he hadn’t. You dumb chucklefuck.

it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

The "pick me!" POTUS. 🙄

Sorry, you’re telling me that something that doesn’t feel pain, doesn’t have lactic acid build up, doesn’t need adequate hydration or electrolytes, doesn’t need to pee, and doesn’t get tired is only 6 minutes faster than humans? you’ve fucked up a perfectly good Roomba.

> The controversy associated with the statement “Ada Lovelace was the first computer programmer” reveals more about modern attitudes towards women [than her] achievements. [Her 1843 algorithm] was so advanced, that it was still utilised in record-breaking computation of Bernoulli numbers in 2008.

The Democratic Party wants Black votes, but they don't want Black people.

Exactly two months after the Supreme Court struck down most of President Trump's tariffs, the U.S. government has set Monday as the day when some companies can begin requesting refunds. n.pr/4mGExLF

Sanctuary means more than just food, water, and shelter. It's a profound commitment to the wellbeing of ALL farmed animals, not just the ones inside of our barns and coops. Thank you for supporting our vision of a kinder world. 💕

Mamdani scratches that same sweet itch as Ted Lasso. The fantasy of an adult man alive in 2026 a) caring and b) not being a dick. Pure sci-fi.

I played this on my Mac (version 1) when Regan was President and the Soviet Union still existed. 😬 This app has been around a looooong time. Even before they were called apps

JD Vance is on a historic roll: He campaigns for AfD in Germany - they lose. Invited the Pope to come to US for Trump’s big event - Pope refuses. Leads peace negotiations with Iran - fails miserably. Campaigns in Hungary for Orbán - who gets smoked.

#MAGA…

i'm not exactly sure what "race communism" is but i'm intrigued and would like to give it a try

More and more organizations, publishers, and creators are abandoning legacy platforms that throttle their reach. Bluesky gives them a direct line to their audiences, without suppression or gatekeeping bsky.app/profile/eff....

Reminder that in this house we do not trash other genres of books to support the genre we like the most. One, come on, we're grown ups. Two, the bottom line is people reading and loving books. Three, every writer you know has friends working other genres, don't trash their friends, thanks.

Sharing this for general and frequent use until the settlement money is paid out.

This roman d6 proves "shiny math rock" has always been preferable to "readable math rock."

I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine

‘Steven Universe’ spinoff Lars of the Stars is still in development, with no updates to share yet. “Hopefully soon!”

The use of four GoPros on the Artemis II ensures a statistical likelihood that we will see at least one cyclist being hit.