… and he SERVED ✨

If I had to say what segments of American life have taken the most serious blows, I think science, civil service, black women (and nondiscrimination law more broadly) and trans people might be my top four.

This book is what Gravity Falls would have been if it had been produced for Shudder, rather than the Disney Channel. It's the JOHN DIES AT THE END of pretty straightforward campground horror. It's the bonfire "on a night like this" book you've been waiting for.

tapping the sign

Doesn't really have the same juice now, does it? #HellooooooooN

WHEEEE! Drunk is fun sometimes. G'night!

I'm sure now. I like "The Mighty Nein" more than "The Legend of Vox Machina". I had to tell you.

I sure hope I haven't filled any bathtubs with broken glass. Yet. Again. ... (Yeah. *Most* of the folks who'd understand this reference are dead. So it goes.)

I should stay off reddit. It just had me wondering why I've never been accused of cheating. I mean, what the fuck? Of *course* I've never cheated. I've also never been cheated *on*. What the fuck? I should stay off reddit.

Never mind me, I am too psyched to be coherent.

There are upsides to prostate cancer. (Well: to the treatments for it.) Not many, but, there are actual upsides. On the other hand: FUCK CANCER. (Sorry. I'm drunk. Whee!)

My god. In my youth, I should have just relaxed and been myself. I was a fucking idiot. I had a girlfriend when I was four. And, if I had relaxed and been myself, I would have had one after her, but before college. I was such an uptight asshole. Ah well. At least I got better before 1990.

Mission accomplished

I've felt lucky that my wife has been my best friend since 1987. And we didn't elope until 1995. Never mind me, I'm drunk. But I'm also lucky.

Am waaaay too drunk to be coherent. And yet, not too drunk to say I love my wife. I LOVE MY WIFE. Been true for over 30 years. Sue me. HI @lizardincrimson.bsky.social! G'night. Wonder if I'll be sober by morning.

Oh my god, this cat adores me. Whenever I'm laying down, she has to cuddle, has to have a lot of contact with me, has to lean her weight into me. It melts one's heart.

Awkwaaaard 😬

The wretched #art #watercolor #painting #landscape #moody #witchy #darkart

JUST IN: Democrats have flipped the mayor's office in Roswell, Georgia, in tonight's runoff. GOP Mayor Kurt Wilson conceded earlier tonight to Mary Robichaux, the Dem challenging him. (This is a city in the Atlanta suburbs, the 9th most populous city in Georgia.)

Was reminded of my very favorite tweet of all time today:

#ArtAdventCalendar day 2 #watercolor

There are times when I'm tempted to make an autobiographical AVN. I've had a bizarre life.

Best song (to me) on *any* of the TRON soundtracks: Derezzed. Daft Punk managed to make it sound like a cross between Wendy Carlos and Larry Fast to my ears.

Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market

What a bunch of shady creepers.

Fascinating.

I just noticed that in the same post, I used the words "fuck" and "heck". I can't wrap my head around my own relationship with profanity.

What is the best place for printing small quantities of custom fabric?

happy Henry Kissinger Died On November 29th 2023 to all who celebrate

[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy

The whole of Bluesky when they see our Black Friday posts.

“Regretting my third wish”

Most Americans who voted for Trump did not understand he would do this.

Oof... too many homemade cookies... send help...

BABIES! www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwyp...

My shoes are too tight, but it doesn't matter, because I've forgotten how to dance.

This is Bolt. He just learned how to speak. Thinks it works best when he uses his whole body. 12/10 (TT: gavi_570)

I mean, that's just tech in a general sense

Okay. I fuckin' love video games. That's not very deep, no. But I had to say it.

I'm… I guess very glad? …that the prostate cancer treatments have not killed my libido. I mean, it's different. My body just doesn't work. But my mind? My mind is still horny like when I was in my early 20s. I was worried that the treatments would end that.

I feel the need for beer fondu. I have no idea if that makes sense. Don't care. I think I'll go have a lie-down now.

I find myself… surprisingly? disturbingly? …excited to see "Tron: Ares" when it becomes available to me. I've liked the trailers and teasers I've seen so far. Yeah, there are inconsistencies with previous installments in this franchise, but, they do not bother me at all. (And the NIN soundtrack…)