These are the only Black ICE agents that I support.

You can almost *feel* the enucleation dimples!

Sometimes things just don't work out. We encourage our fans seeking images of Snow White with 7 tits so each dwarf can nurse at ths same time to pursue traditional methods.

Holy shit.

Let this be the pinprick of the bubble bursting.

With the HP trailer dropping tomorrow, here's the whole deal: If you watch the show, hell even just the trailer, I will think less of you. I will dislike you. I will think you don't care about trans people. That's it. It's been years. There's no wiggle room. No qualifiers. You care or you don't.

If you had no idea why I go on about Yngwie Malmsteen sometimes, watch this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVTN...

Makes me think of the time I saw CMU's helium reclamation plant, back when I was volunteering at Joe Dadok's massive NMR rig.

I love this for them.

Wow. Automated moderation sucks. I just got a reddit suspension because I used hyperbolic language to say "fuck cancer". The automod said I threatened someone with physical violence.

FUN FACT: He advised Queen Elizabeth to pardon her son 3 years, 5 months & 12 days after she passed away. Please add "UNINFORMED" to my list. Thank you for your attention to this embarrassing matter.

Huge news in chip world: ARM is now making its own chips www.wired.com/story/chip-d...

BREAKING: Delta is suspending its special service desk for members of Congress until TSA is fully funded, per @ajc.com. Delta says members of Congress will now be treated like all other flying customers. www.ajc.com/politics/202...

I was promised a Butlerian Jihad. Where's my Butlerian Jihad?

We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.

Every day, this meme goes harder and harder.

I'd discuss Cassandra's TED talk, but nobody showed up for it.

'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,' Says General

the average business traveler has never encountered an ICE agent in the flesh. if anyone in the administration had half the sense god gave a goat, they’d be desperate to keep it that way.

“What can we do to get the American people on our side?” “I know! Stage an armed, hostile takeover of the airports!”

I have at times mentioned that my wife randomly creates nightmare fuel in our home. This one makes me think of something that parasitizes ancient beings like Astaroth or Nyarlathotep. The walls in our house might not bleed, but the paintings on them do.

*stentorian voiceover* "You were terrified by THE BOYS FROM BRAZIL but nothing will prepare you for...THE BITCHES FROM BALMORAL. Coming soon to a cinema near you."

If you like queer stories, quest stories, ancient Greek mythology, new stories in that setting, or stories about women figuring out who they are and what they want, I bet you'd love @felicia.day's first graphic novel, LOST DAUGHTER OF SPARTA. Here's what she told me about why it's so important.

Miracle incoming: Sickle Cell Disease is curable.

Incredibly funny that the president of the United States can do this and retain command of the American Armed Forces, but I said it about a literal Nazi and got fired from a job writing superhero comics.

Scatman Crothers, Cat Man, Struthers. You can put anything you want on this Web Site, the cops never even check.

Seen tacked to a community board on my walk

Judge Rules Pentagon Restrictions on Press Are Unconstitutional www.nytimes.com/2026/03/20/b...

He looks like he's wandering off to roll katamari elsewhere.

You could say that Rock n Roll was born 111 years ago today in Arkansas, but probably not where you'd think. Before there was a Chuck Berry or Little Richard, there was those who wanted to be like her. Rosetta Nubin better known as Sister Rosetta Tharpe, the godmother of Rock was born on this day

Mood for 2026, (the artist is Ainsley Drew, on Instagram)

none of our trail or process cameras captured the meteor this morning but Nicole did offer this artist rendering.

See where that northeast "glaciers" area ends, the southern edge? That's where I grew up. The reason Staten Island has a vertical dimension even though Manhattan is flat is that the glaciers used it as a garbage dump before NYC ever did.

Fetterman is doing tremendous damage to the reputation of the Big Oaf community. Big Oafs did not ask for this kind of toxic representation. Now we must lumber back into the shadows, hiding under bridges wearing our most somber JNCO jean shorts, drowning in both our sorrows & voluminous denim

My favorite spider man/autism crossover post of all time

We only rate dogs. This appears to be a kangaroo stuck in your trunk. Please release him he doesn't belong there. And only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (TT: saussagedawggg)

A lot of us in USA would be well served to recall that when we look back on that era we don't call it Germany With Some Nazis we call it Nazi Germany. We don't distinguish between people who silently disapproved or didn't like it but accepted it. We lump them in with the Nazis. And that is correct.

Right this way, Mr. Voorhees. What? Oh, yes--you're the only one in the Lifetime Boycott Because of AI Corpsefucking room right now. Don't worry, though, others will be along soon enough.

In other "holy shit" news...

Actually all the apocalypses are good for philosophers, but this one is best for language analysis. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/philos... PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

Holy shit. I remember kicking around ideas like this decades ago. What was once unrealistic daydreaming has been made real.

Mamdani’s approach to Ramadan - one potent symbolic Iftar each night - is a model for elected officials broadly. We vest our electeds with a fusion of political+cultural power. All of them, at every level, can use of that civic magic judiciously to alter narratives about who is worthy in society.

Also crucially important because Vance sees it as his role as keeping the Nazis and Christian Zionists united against brown people.

BREAKING: if you are in #Cleveland or #northeast #Ohio, the National Weather Service has announced the giant BOOM *may* have been a meteor strike, as it was seen streaking the sky from Pittsburgh. It shook houses for 40 miles or so. (In case you had extinction event on your 2026 bingo card…)

It's that time of year again... It wouldn't be Saint Patrick's Day without the Leprechaun Brothers singing Danny Boy 🍀 The Swedish Chef, Animal, and Beaker from the Wally Boag episode of The Muppet Show in 1981

are you an oil tanker? because you dress like you're trying to pass with the straights