this is the most obvious caudillo government of all time since back when they rode overweight rich guys on horses between the haciendas.

Dad’s books are full of empathy, common sense, and a healthy suspicion of the powerful. But at its heart his work is also about how systems keep people poor while pretending it’s their own fault. So I hope Kemi’s taking notes as well as reading the jokes.

Vegas is like if a city was one of those guys in warhammer 40,000 that has no soul. a psychic blank of a civilization. a place where the veil is thick as hell

[after tenting my fingers for one month straight] more like stupid tha very idiot

this is basically portland's version of a haka

Customer: TV SHOW REFERENCE DMV: MIDDLE FINGER Verdict: DENIED

Things I know about Ben 10 1. He's Ben and he's 10 2. There's 10 of him that live inside his Xbox watch 3. The grandpa gets mad alien poon

havent seen any art of the RCBG girls so i decided to draw them based on my vague memories of their descriptions and a recentish post from one of the authors

HISTORY: TWO!

Customer: NICKNAME DMV: COULD HAVE SEXUAL CONNOTATION Verdict: ACCEPTED

thing i run into a lot (pervert transgender writers out there this is a CALL to ACTION!!!)

YOU - Yeah, we're f****ts, got a problem with it?!

Wait. What!? Haha. I'm so confused.

Bass players and drummers are where it's at vis a vis attractiveness. Lead guitarists are too egotistical and synth players are sorta like being attracted to Björk (not inconceivable, but I feel like there's a core disconnect in our perceptions of reality and maybe they're also a kind of mystic elf)

posting this reaction when every Train Simulator Classic 2024 DLC is announced

I think the LDS church should lean into the deep doctrine shit. Yeah sure God was a mortal from the planet Kolob and he has a smokin hot wife who is also divine. There's aliens out there who also know about Jesus. There's 3 layers of heaven but only one hell which only former mormons go to

Roguestar Trader #art #roguetrader #homestarrunner

man he’s still got it

insane incrimination aside, anyone who thinks a reddit bisexual chaser wouldn't text like this has never slept with a reddit bisexual chaser

a chilling warning to america from 2004 !

Look man, all I'm saying is if 75% of your how-to-GM advice amounts to "see those shiny toys on your players' character sheets? The best way to keep the story moving is to give them as few opportunities to play with them as possible", you may be playing the wrong game for the story you want to tell.

KIM KITSURAGI - Never fuck with Kim Kitsuragi.

I BELIEVE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR "the entirety of stacy's dad as a ~3mb gif"

IMAGINE THIS COOP THEY CALL THEM "VIRTUAL TUBERS" SOME KIND OF ONLINE ENTERTAINMENT I SUPPOSE. NOT SURE WHAT A TUBE HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT BUT THE KIDS LOVE IT. I SPOTTED ONE THAT LOOKED LIKE A LIVING CARTOON IN MOTION. RIGHT OUT OF ROGER RABBIT. WHAT WILL THEY THINK OF NEXT

What is a scroad? A scroad is a member of a far-right online hate group. They split off from the groinks in 2017 after the Glunt War, which took place on fapchan. One of their members is a U.S. senator

SHIVERS - GO TO THE CHILDREN OF THE BIG SEA. RHETORIC - The big sea…The Big C? That can only mean one thing - Communism. YOU - Yes, Comrade Zephyr. I shall find them. Girl Child Revolution and Girl Child Communism! SHIVERS - BOY CHILD FREEDOM. BOY CHILD JUSTICE.

the actual best tumblr post is, of course, this iconic video from a-nice-frog that's resurfaced on my dash every few months for the last decade

Miorine Rembran

If you see this, repost with a vampire that's not Dracula

Thinking about that one /mu/ post that was A History of Music and it went into the future, where one of the future genres was headed by "Robo Lou Reed". Does anyone else remember this or did I imagine it

Got my B.A. in Posting Up with a minor in Straight Chillen

I have to share this absolutely unhinged zine that was handed to me at Dragoncon (drawn by @zoctopode.bsky.social )

"The Turkish Armed Forces' archive of gay pornography, which they use to tell if gay recruits are tops or bottoms. Securely guarded in a vault in Ankara, under tight 24-hour surveillance. And gentlemen? We're going to steal it and goon to it."