OKAMOTO DOES IT AGAIN, JAYS LEAD

ENGLAND AGAIN LMFAO

Welcome to Ottawa William Eklund! Eklund is a fantastic young winger who contributes in all aspects of the game. A high-end puck-mover who is defensively involved and battles through contact. Some finishing talent/luck away from being a star. Will that turn the corner in Ottawa? 📊 lb-hockey.com

The Ottawa Senators have acquired William Eklund along with Kasper Halttunen, and the rights to Brandon Svoboda in exchange for the 9th overall pick in the 2026 NHL Draft. Hefty price but the Senators turn part of the Tkachuk deal into Eklund.

And Spence isn’t part of the return!!!

William Eklund, welcome to Ottawa!

short hair, short dress 🩷

A Marie to celebrate her voice actor Mari Kikuma's (very belated) birthday! #Splatoon #MarieSplatoon #Nintendo

UZEBEKISTAN, PLEASE MAKE RONALDO EAT SHIT. PLEASE

(Late) Marie doodle Happy Birthday to Mari Kikuma 💚 #Splatoon #Splatoon3 #Splatoonart

HAALAND, OH MY GOODNESS

Fucking lmao of course Keith Tkachuk got into the hall today

Isn't she lovely 💖

MESSI, HE IS INEVITABLE

MESSI HAS THE WORLD CUP RECORD

Cannot say this enough: Brady Tkachuk was on a clear path to attaining hockey legend status in Canada’s capital - an opportunity most kids be ecstatic to have - and he threw it away the moment it began interfering with him wanting to be a MAGA chud. What an appallingly stupid oaf.

lol, sites breaking again (replays don’t show up in notifications🤣)

all of sens bluesky gathering to dunk on brady tkachuk

If Sens Bluesky, Sens Reddit, and Silver Seven commenters are all happy THE CAPTAIN is gone..... yeesh

it’s really crazy how quickly his reputation among fans fell, like a few years ago when he was yelling about the sens winning the cup or even last year’s “we’ll be back” it felt like he was on an Alfie trajectory to now where basically everyone is celebrating his departure for a few picks like damn

like of course i’m worried about the hole this leaves on the team but 1) staois has shown us he doesn’t do things unintentionally and 2) i’d rather a hole than a cancerous bump

Well when I got this in 2023… I wasn’t expecting it to age this poorly 🤣

God I need Canada to play again I am obsessed

choosing to believe the rumours of the locker room wanting him out because that’s fun and awesome and makes me like them approximately 10x more

the scream I screamed when I heard “they’re the tear in my heart” 🚬 WHATEVER FUUUUUUCK

THE UPSETS KEEP ROLLING, CAPE VERDE TIE URUGUAY

Being captain in the nation’s capital comes with responsibilities. Tkachuk was no longer willing or able to live up to them. So, time to go. #Sens

Sens Bluesky with Brady gone

Real talk - they traded him because he sat out two months injured so he could make the olympics, went on a party celebration tour, and was shit down the stretch and in thd playoffs. Not because hes a horrendous puece of shit.

brady gave us a beautiful gift by being absolute ass in the playoffs (and lowkey the regular season) this year because we don’t even have anything to long for in the days to come, just memories of a loser who whined on his podcast and lost a fight to a geriatric staal brother

Legitimately have not seen one person sad/mad about this. I'm sure theres some kids out there who are heartbroken and those are the only folks worthy of sympathy.

Fuck those Trump loving losers. Enjoy living in your brothers shadow!

BRADY TKACHUK IS GONE

Cape Verde are playing like gods rn

🫠

oh lord 🫠

I see your suggestions for captain, but honestly the first and best choice is Thomas Chabot

Even on the ice, we spent a lot of years going “just wait for playoff Brady” only for him to just not perform. And in this year’s case, specifically not perform because he was injured from caring more about the US national team

Russian players don't pull this shit. All that fear over drafting a russian, you should be scared of Americans

ppl really wanted to like brady and he just made it impossible via his words and actions and sanderson expressed regret and has stayed silent since then like it's really not that hard to see why there's so much animosity towards one and not the other here

Once again, where there was smoke there was fire. I will always have very mixed emotions about Tkachuk. But what a haul for him.

IT HAPPENED!?

Canada, we are now free of all Tkachuk brothers and they're both in hell aka Florida. God bless us, everyone. Alexa, play Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO

make chabot the captain while all the annoying sens fans are already mad QUICK!!

injured 1/2 the year fucking put in no effort did nothing ran to his brother like a little bitch

THANK FUCK HE'S GONE GET FUCKED IDIOT

hahahahaha hell yeah

OMG IS HE REALLY GONE OMG OMG

Gotta end up being the most disliked Senator of all time eh?