"So, I'm 3D printing... a gun." #OutOfContextQuotes

Go to bed; tired is stupid.

Same, bestie

"Oh, a Moby Dick bot? Let's GO!" #OutOfContextQuotes

Few things will make you feel Feels™️ like staying at a friend's house that you haven't stayed at in almost a decade, and seeing art you made still hanging on the wall 🥹

"I love things with butts!" #OutOfContextQuotes

"Is this himbo enough for you?" #OutOfContextQuotes

Hey so I'm gonna need actresses who feel like my mom to stop dying please thx

Shall I compare thee to a fucking jerk

If I see one more person try to defend AI as an "accessibility tool", I'm gonna rip my hair out, strand by strand

I love opening the San Jose Vs. Oilers game and seeing a familiar face (Gaudette) get a goal.

"Where is your bulb now?" #ACrownOfCandy #CrossStitch #Dimension20

@loganmcmess.bsky.social said my boots gave Spinelli vibes and lemme tell ya, I'ma be riding that high for WEEKS

Can y'all do me a favour? Can you tell me something nice that's happened to you recently? Or something you do when life gets to be too much and you gotta add some levit and joy back in? Or, to be honest, just a picture of your pet would suffice. My feed (and very sad brain) needs some cleansing.

The NDP needs a new leader, and @votetanille.bsky.social is an incredible activist that's running an amazing grassroots campaign. She has my vote! Make sure you have purchased your membership so you can cast your vote in March too! act.ndp.ca/donate/membe...

Hard to keep it together mentally today. Hard to look at the little faces and parents of kids I care for, and not worry about what could be coming down the pipe for them when this shit is happening on circle drive.

I feel so late to the party on this, but I just learned way too much about Jim Pattison (yes, that one) and I feel like I wanna rip my skin off. Fuck billionaires forever.

In case anyone else is feeling this way: A Canadian company Hootsuite is selling ICE their communication systems. It's a Canadian company selling them their vehicles. Canada is complicit. Don't act like we're any better than this.

The absolute dumpster fire in The Senators Instagram comments continue:

I need some levity, so @notsocountrybrodes.bsky.social said he's down to watch the entirety of the first Twilight movie. I may also suggest watching the 2nd one, just so he can see this amazing and historic cinematic moment:

Here's the thing, though. Judges have signed executive orders demanding the return of incarcerated children, and ICE is just flat out refusing. Tf you think a post from Obama gon' do?

Sometimes the depression is, like, real bad and the sickness you've been fighting with gets way worse overnight. And then the cat who isn't a fan of snuggling comes and cuddles up to your face for a few hours while you sleep.

Finished A Crown of Candy. In order to distract myself from the overwhelming feels that brought up, I decided to dive into Neverafter as a... palate cleanser. A terrifying, disturbing palate cleanser.

I do think if you’re a journalist covering the sens and you haven’t typed the word “homophobia” in the past week you should be embarrassed

No sentence fills me with utter loathing so much as "I asked ChatGPT"

Anyone's first thought upon hearing that he was taking leave--given his history of struggling with anxiety and depression-- should have been "shit, I hope he's doing okay." Instead, we got toxic bullshit rumors. And people wonder why there are no active out queer professional athletes.

"Give me the replay and feed mah soul/ I wanna watch Tkachuk tossed in a hole/that fuckin biiiiiiiiiitch" - @notsocountrybrodes.bsky.social #GetFuckedTkachuk

No but actually back it up and maybe I’ll care. The Senators selling Hollander and Rozanov jerseys but signing a homophobe the same week while HR fans go “omg this is incredible” is actually going to send me into a rage coma.

Desharnais really went #GoSharksGo #AnyTeamPlayingAgainstFloridaIsMyNewFavourite #GetFuckedTkachuk

Me watching The Room, and watching Lisa tear the lives of numerous men in this movie apart like some kind of Gillian Flynn character:

Can someone please invent a January that doesn't completely drain your will to live?

Nothing like starting the game, immediately falling asleep, and then waking up to it being 3 - 5 with 4 minutes left.

M: "There's an Adult After Hours night." V: "... At the petting zoo???" #OutOfContextQuotes

Everyone else is posting 2016 throwbacks and meanwhile, I'm like: "With peace and love, 2016 is none of my damn business."

So, I'm reading this book about setting boundaries. And right off the hop it listed a bunch of reasons others may not respect your boundaries, and the entire list has to do with things YOU are doing or aren't doing, not things the person not respecting them is or isn't doing.

I keep having dreams that all my eyebrow hairs are falling out. Hey, subconscious. What's up with that???

I am almost 6 years late to the party but I finally started watching A Crown of Candy... Brennan, I'm billing you for my therapy because what the fUCK

Gonna engage in some self care and watch the Ottawa Charge game tonight instead of the Ottawa Senators.

"It's kinda like The Polar Express, but nothing like honey in the asshole." #OutOfContextQuotes

"Does Lightening Queen have car insurance or life insurance? Do tires count as shoes?" #OutOfContextQuotes

"Should I keep speed-bagging his balls or nah?" #OutOfContextQuotes #RMAGM2026

"What's the game plan here, friends? Oh yeah, I'm gonna go kill a kid." #OutOfContextQuotes #RMAGM2026

"Update: an old lady spanked me through the phone!" #OutOfContextQuotes #RMAGM2026

"Actually, Piss is supposed to be REALLY good!" #OutOfContextQuotes #RMAGM2026

"If you wanna guess my colour, you gotta get in my brain." #OutOfContextQuotes #RMAGM2026

I fuckin' hate it here, dude.

"This is how I love you all type shit. You already know." #OutOfContextQuotes

He thought, I am living in a nightmare, from which from time to time I wake in sleep.

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS NOT SIGN THE HOMOPHOBE IT WAS NOT THAT HARD

Freezerburn is canceled AND my favourite hockey team just signed a raging homophobe??? Today can suck my entire ass, what the fuck