"Oil spills. Overdoses. 2 sides of the same sandwich." - @jamesmyguy.bsky.social

Should I bleach my eyebrows team

I am sore in 3 ways: -period cramps -post first game of curling for the season owies -my bed is bad and i need a new mattress If someone can make my body cease its entire existence id be so grateful

Oh my god i did one curling game and my entire body wants to give out. Im too sleepy eepy for the amount of things I need to do today 😭

I thought we were watching 2 movies tonight but Godmonster of the Indian Flats is 5 movies in one

To the tune of Fireflies: You would not believe your eyes Five guys burgers and fries The bags so full its like another fries When I open up the sack The amount of fries is whack Dig for my burger now im covered in....Grease

Music taste in 8 artists: -Marianas Trench -weezer -My Chemical Romance -Xana -Weird Al -mxmtoon -Crane Wives -Original Broadway Cast (which one? All of them)

I think free will is a bad thing sometimes

Waiting to leave work and the casual says someones waving in the window Don't recognize the person, wave back They throw up little rock paper scissors hands We play silently through the glass I am victorious on the 4th throw over the stranger who disappears into the night Whimsy is free yall

LET WOMEN HAVE RAGE

Babadook (2014?) The Thing (1982) Rubber (2010) Slaxx (2020) They are the 4 ive seen most recently but they all fucking slap what can I say

How was there bever an "amphibians in the ampitheatre" in the magic tree houde series

I love watching Movies that I know will be bad Tonight: Frogs (1972)

Thinking about @jamesmyguy.bsky.social in this trying time today (just finished watching the blue jays game)

I really Really really REALLY DONT NEED MORE PROJECTS But theres a casting call for a pilot of a kids show host and it looks So fun???? Am I even bold enough for this??

Sitting at a cafe doing prep for a hosting gig and dude across from ke is in a meeting saying things like "thats a really competitive advantage but I think we need to consider the streamlining of that particular synergy" And im over here like "this one is for the furries. Also Werezebras???"

Whenever work bestie isn't here, i just sit at my desk so sad, and do my job. It sucks. I miss work bestie Who else is gonna support my unsanctioned mandatory ukulele time in the back?!?!?

I love therapy

I have discovered I love any and all french cinema its everything to me

Theres apparently a fundraiser the city where politicians and influencers are cosplaying homelessness to raise money?? And live streaming it??? Like a local influencer and the ndp rep for Nutana took beds at rhe ywca away from people who need it to cosplay homeless so that there'd be empathy????

Definitely starting tonights carpenter movie too late, but The Fog was too juicy to pass up Plus a guy got fish hooked and now so am I

@jizzfreeficus.bsky.social i prmise you they/them was not worth adding to ur watchlist it was true trash

This mightnjust become the place I live tweet my thoughts in movies Tonight: Christine (dir. John Carpenter, as ive decided thats my winter series)

Im literally just a baby in bed crying my life is crazy

It's a wild experience to look around the drag community and realize I might be one of 2 non-medically transitioning drag kings in the city. And the other is my drag child? Saskatoon is almost becoming known for top surgery kings and that feels crazy because I wont be that for a *very* long time

I WOULD DIE FOR SANDY

Capricorn: Embrace your curiosity this week! Someone is trying to poison you.

Had a dream I could play the accordion better than I can now, enough to busk Angus the Prize Winning Hog and make money

Please stop casting evil spells on me. It’s mean and it hurts my feelings

Blue Prince Spoilers: So when we Ascend the Throne does like. Anything outside the hosue happen? Or is this just a kid playing Escape House with his dead grandpa and no one knows? There appears to be real magic in this world? I don't underSTAND

Twilight series rewatch and man. Mortal enemies aint got nothin on me goin "yall polyamory tho bella is a total monster fucker and edwards clearly cool with cucking" (im on eclipse for the record)

My girlfriend literally splattered like 80% of my dysphoria all over the floor about my performance tonight holy shit i love her

One if the performers tonight used chatgpt to help write their bio apparently after 3 people in the discord said they would help people with bios I respect them less

The day before 9/11 is extremely funny... What a rough couple days to be a fucking boot licker

@auntiemasker.bsky.social is making the best fucking drag/dance routine around me and its so weird knowingly being the centre of attention because it feels too toottoot lookitnyhorn but we are gonna look so cunty its hard to be self conscious about it

Our world wasn't made for those of us with big hearts. This feeling your feelings thing sucks when you're feeling are intense dread and sorrowfor an almost-stranger.

How to speak my piece about the fact that my position at my job is seen as simultaneously doable by anyone but we need expert training but they wont provide it but get mad and cancel programs when we "dont deliver" I'm so on the verge of malicious non-compliance in favour of the programs, fire me

Its crazy to have a movie recreate an actual fight I've had with my mom lowkey

I fear that Free from KPDH is gonna become the new Shallow for karsoke bars everywhere

Redecan stopped making my favourite weed strain i dont know how i will recover

Saw a car with licence plate "GNO GRL" and out loud to no one said "i too love vaginal health" What else could it possibly mean

Keep getting alerts "device out of storage" Try to upload some videos and big files to a google drive for safety Cant, because device out of storage and the account is logged in so default backs up Sjwpfkinebqisnd

Project Runway calling the Christian a "Mentor" for season 21 when all he has done is shut people down and literally stand behind them mocking them? Genuinely insane to me.

"Only when the last tree has been cut, the last river has been poisoned & the last fish been caught will they realize that they can't eat money" old Cree proverb

I own so many colourfuk other things, I didnt think i'd need bowties.

At some point, i am gonna stop being responsible for planning the things I said I cannot plan Apparently today is not that day

date: can you take off your work gloves Jim Henson: they have names

Leaving the boy to the planning for accommodations for the wedding we attend in 2 weeks in edmonton was a regrettable mistake

Woke up today to find out a drag queen here wrote a diss track about me Ive so made it