Ways my cat uses tough love to force me to keep a cleaner space: If I leave laundry on a pile on the floor, it's getting pissed on If I let the trashcan get too full, she gonna rip the bag

Went to a party looking my very best in hopes of getting one (1) kiss. Unsuccessful 😔 Perhaps next time

Maybe y'all don't wanna read James Baldwin, but you sure can listen!!!

Just realized I can put quotes from Black radicals into my tracks for numbers😮😮

An in-person anonymous support group called "Adult Diaper Lovers but in a Reconnecting with your Childhood Self Way not a Fetish Way but No Hate to Those Who do it in a Fetish Way that's Just Not Welcome Here Specifically But All Love"

Convincing a loved one to stop using chatgpt. not unlike an exorcism

I am the protector. I am also the angel of death. I am protect innocent souls, and I bring death, by deleting Chatgpt from my friends phones. Me, whispering over their shoulder as they delete their account and go to uninstall the app: "Shhhh, go to sleep, go to sleep..."

americans be like: SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING, not me of course i couldnt possible do anything i have work and a social life and honestly recent events have been bad for my mental health and

Prairie Harm Reduction shut down, over 200 overdoses in a week. AI data center approved despite thousands of people protesting and petitioning against it. Do not fucking tell me to wait until the next election for this shit to get fixed. We are so past voting.

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Becoming friends with people from different backgrounds and taking interest in their heritages and experiences is the best way to become a more empathetic, understanding, and well rounded person.

Happy lesbian visibility on 4/20 please lift up gender queer lesbians voices who deserve as much respect love and support as our cis counterparts!!! Nobody's free until we're all free! 💪🏻🤙🏻

#yqr #Regina #Saskatchewan

Bro I hate rich people so fucking much

A friend saw me crying after the PHR closure protest, and they gave me a hug and also kissed my temple😭😭😭 That was really nice

Feeling very unkissed rn 😔

Body hair update: I'm witnessing some wild stuff happening in the toe knuckle department. Absolutely avant-garde shit, can't wait to see where this goes

Ass hair removal is the Sisyphean boulder of my existence 😮‍💨

Am I a man or am I muppet? Unsurprisingly, I am the unholy combination of the two, a man pet.

The sexual tension between me and whatever scheme I have cooking at the immediate moment

One of my back molars is hurting in a way that feels expensive 💔💢🫩

U can still tip me with your eyes closed if u want @ www.ko-fi.com/quibb

Shipping addiction? Call that a buysexual

Sitting at my desk in the office, fighting for my life trying not to laugh out loud at a joke I just made in my head

In this life, you either bedazzle or get bedazzled. - Mark Twain

If you haven't had to go hungry in order to afford shelter recently, if you haven't been forced to make the choice between two necessities like clothes or rent or medicine or food, I expect you to be contributing to mutual aid in some way. Anything, fucking anything, just do something.

Can't help but wonder what I'm like from the perspective of my coworker. She sits next to me 7 hours a day while I blast music in my earphones and frown at a computer, wearing the same outfit 5 days a week. Just today I left the room and came back with a new plate of food 6 entirely separate times

Hello Party City employee I would like your finest selection of pinatas that bear a resemblance to a severed human head, no further questions please and thank you

Rachel Gilmore unmasked the gym that was home to Canadian neo-Nazis. After she published this article, she was threatened.🇨🇦 thetyee.ca/Opinion/2026...

TODAY'S THE FUCKING DAYYYYY

This made me cackle so loud while brushing my teeth i spat all over the mirror

"damn I must be ovulating" I think to myself after having an exceptionally horny thought Meanwhile, my uterus in a landfill somewhere:

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The only good part of today is that I start a class on learning Go Go dancing from one of the best performers in my city whose been on broadway tours. Everything else can kick fucking rocks.

5 online tickets left. 4 days till showtime. The clock keeps ticking. www.jumpcomedy.com/e/black-hist...

14 online tickets left 😱😱 Will we sell out?? 5 days till we find out!

We literally booked every single auditioner💀💀 Everyone was so amazing!!

Auditions today!! Very excited to find out who our *mystery performers* will be!!

Sorry not sorry all my skeets are farting related, just say I'm in my Ice Spice era 🤪✌🏽 #thinkyoutheshitbitch #younotevenafart

"Why are you always sitting so far away? Why don't you like being close to us?" I be farting 💯 #realtootersunderstand

No idea what numbers I'm doing for Black History Month Part 2: Bigger and Blacker 😬😬

Love working in an office full of Black women, it smells good as FUCK in here!! And I am NOT helping!!😬

Genuinely terrifying and a powerful illustration of why gender shouldn't be registered in an official capacity. It creates datasets that enable the surveillance and policing of anyone who needs to navigate the gendered system in a nonstandard way.

Calling AI "slop" has been one of the most effective instances of the public rebranding a product and it pisses them off.

While I wait to hear back on my funding application, I have to finish writing another funding application so that I can start applying for more funding 🙃🙃🙃 Is this event organizing? Bc I'm quitting

Passports are a public service. They should be free of charge. Plus, passport fees disproportionately hurt trans and non-binary applicants who get name and/or legal gender changes. The Carney government's decision is unnecessary and shameful. www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

Had the most LETHAL front wedgie at green beans tonight, can't wait to see the footage

Lost all of our funding for the Black History Month Part 2 drag show, gained some it back all in one week. I will not be resting until March 14th.