Fucked with Olive Garden so hard that my scale gave me the "is this a different user?" Alert

I finally got a good doctor only for her to be leaving the province in the new year 😭😭😭

So angry that I don't have the anatomy for my all time favorite piercing (Jacob's Ladder)

You look like an iodized salt kinda guy.

Need one of those 'Diet Cures Mental Illness' mother fuckers to tell me what vegetable cures psychosis

Quick doodle of Barbra Streisand because I just discovered who she is and I've never seen a face that needs to be drawn more than hers. More to come, hopefully

What if I get lip fillers, one more time. As a treat. It won’t become a problem.

Managed to shatter a glass lampshade with my head and walk away without injury. I always get a little bit lucky with my bad luck

I found my elderly neighbours Pinterest and it's actually extremely wholesome. She has separate folders(IDK what the proper terminology is) to keep track of things she thinks her kids / grandkids would like 😭

Look who's eating my acorns

It Crimmas outside yippee!!! ❄️ ❄️ ❄️

Slowly dealing with my Thrips problem… this is going to make me unbelievably neurotic about plants in the future. Dish soap baths + isopropyl soaks for everything entering this house going forward, and no outside dirt allowed

My dad wants to drop his dog off at my house tomorrow but I've been extremely unwell due to allergies so I haven't had the energy to do anything besides work for almost 2 weeks so my house is EXTREMELY not dog proof rn pls pray for me

I might frow up

There are only two types of products and services now: outright scam and pseudo scam (where you're like ehh technically I got something in exchange for my money but cmon)

It is my day off and I said I would cook supper 😡👊💢

Important question: What colours do you associate with kiki, and bouba???

Took Max to the good exotics store and now he wants a CARPET PYTHON

Bf has described my preferred phrase to proposition him as "simultaneously clinical and childish" Autism

The local thrift store did NOT disappoint today!!

I have finally discovered the absolute worst thing about hypertension: I can't have NeoCitran (or any good cold/flu medication) I basically just have to rawdog being ill with my humidifiers

it fucks me up everytime they throw some guy with an american accent in with all the europeans. everyone knows fictional characters are supposed to have english accents, why is this guy talking like he's from real life

It's funny how even the smallest traumas and abuses can linger, and continue to influence your choices even over a decade later...

What is it about bridge piercings in particular that make people sink into crazy denial about rejection?? I'm always seeing people refusing to remove them when they are clearly fucked up beyond repair

Finally found a cream besides straight up Vaseline that doesn't set my face on fire. Huge W for my skin

You don't want a sandwich to be too dry but you also don't want it to be too wet. Aristotle called this "the golden mean"

I kind of view coffees like boomers view gender. Anything besides 'hot coffee' and 'iced coffee' is just a mental illness. If you ask me for a 'flat white' I'm calling the psych ward

"That's a Wyvern not a dragon" Kill yourself you DnD poisoned loser. Dragon lore + history is more expansive than your pea brain could fathom !!

When are they gonna release The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt on the Ipad

I survived nearly 24 hours at my mum's place. My reward? Entire day in bed. Brain is fuck.

Hanging out with my family is so surreal because all they do is bitch about the horrors born of capitalism, but then somehow decide far-right policies are the answer?? Hello???

I need some recommendations for good [accurate] history YouTube channels that DON'T try to be funny at all (it makes me mad)

The little malicious voices inside my head are loud today

Three full ass vultures circling above my house, could mean anything

Hey Co - Star what do you mean by this??

In dire need of an Aquarium Guy™ to talk to. Should I mix my flourite in with my soil, or should it be incorporated into the sandcap????

I am seeing spots now but this turned out kinda neat

Teosinte

Once as a teen a guy took me back to his [middle class parents' very nice] place & his bedroom just had a fucked up + crumbling raw foam mattress with no sheets or anything on it. It was baffling to discover such a lovely home had such a disgusting little room in it. I guess we all have secrets

The boyfriend is not enthusiastic about the whole 'dirt in the oven' situation

My new job is teaching me that I have literally no idea how to interact with cishet women. My coworkers are nice but I simply can't relate to or understand them. Kitchen work just isn't the same when you don't have a bunch of queers and weird guys around

Spent all evening outside washing a bucket of literal dirt, you know what that means!!! [I will have a fish tank set up by Tuesday]

Just HEARD our neighbours guests reverse LOUDLY into a tree trying to exit our shared driveway. Hell yeah girlboss

OS updates:

Damn apparently The City of Regina is looking into possibly banning certain dog breeds... Sorry but your city is an absolute shithole why are you wasting time on petty shit like this

Starting my day at 5am because I love waking up extremely scared and not being able to fall back asleep.

If the upcoming "A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms" series isn't good I may have to do something drastic

My maternal family loves to [quite seriously] be like "Yeah, bad luck runs in the family. There will always be an ongoing crisis for us" and it's like. This ain't magic mom, this is generational poverty. Everything is a crisis because we can't fucking afford to have a single thing to wrong

I accidentally did my chores in my dreams and now I have to get up and do it all again a SECOND time??? 👎 👎 👎

I do not like Henry Cavill and I believe his future holds a Chris Pratt-style fall from grace