All hail Eggsy, King of the Creamsicles, the Oranges, and The First Kitties

i don’t think i know anyone who would be interested in more firefly at this point and if one was i think that’s one of those things you’d keep to yourself and never tell anyone about

My British foraging party are engaging across the back paddock. They’ve spied some tasty pillaging treats!

Steve-O was on Joe Rogan's show trying to defend trans people and Rogan went off, he called trans people "fucking perverts" and "mass shooters" who have done the majority of school shootings. Completely unhinged bigotry paid for by your Spotify subscriptions.

SFZERO2 x VSAV Poster for Texas Showdown 2026 I'll have them for sale at my booth there! (The tournaments for these games will be hosted by @guilewinquote.bsky.social if you're going to TXS check us out!)

Doing my best

Wow

Wrote a bit about Resident Evil Requiem and how it's part of a long-term horror trend of reboots and re-visitations which are more nostalgic than terrifying.

SCOOP: In a January letter to Rep. Delia Ramirez (D-IL), DHS says 270 DACA recipients have been arrested from January to September 2025. In addition, 174 DACA applicants have been deported, according to ICE records. Those numbers differ from what was shared with Sen. Dick Durbin in February.

relatedly, Talarico is unlikely to win texas because being a republican is an important aspect of too many people's identity here, even if they disagree with the far right lunatics in the legislature on specific issues bsky.app/profile/yair...

Today in How to Paint Everything, brushwizard tackles the Ronin miniature from Marvel Crisis Protocol!

Today in Historicals, we take a look at Muskets and Tomahawks, which recreates the chaos and black powder of the French & Indian War.

Today in Star Wars Shatterpoint, we've got a preview of the Adepticon Shatterpoint event and what competition to look for if you're playing!

Discworld QOTD, from Thief of Time

They literally killed 150 Iranian sailors just so they could jack their peepees and post le epic footage. You don’t hate these people enough.

Being defeated in single combat by a girl who then tilts my chin up with the tip of her sword would not fix me. In fact it might make several of my neuroses even worse. However I think we should try it anyway just to see what happens

It’s fun that we have actual proof that a man can invent a weapon that kills ideas

4 but everyone should use fountain pens they’re soooo much nicer and you can get disposables

This is bad, and part of what makes it so bad is that this is clearly pulling from *genre* understandings of reality, which the statistical linguistic machine seemingly cannot distinguish from other text included in the training data. Truly an ideology machine where every episode of CSI is true.

How to win in November

Both of my grandparents went Military in WW2/Korea and then to an oil refinery until they retired

Nancy 3/4/26 💅

no remake could ever improve upon this

logging on

The @goonhammer.com bosses foolishly allowed me to write Hobby102 - blood, slime and gore, so if you want to know what absolute horrors you can create with paint, glue and fake snow, click away www.goonhammer.com/hobby-102-bl...

basically i no longer believe french fries are bad for you. they just aren’t

Good riddance

POV you want to watch a modern entry into a well known older series of genre spoof films

Wrapped up my Impulsor/Gladiator #spacemarines #carcharodons #warhammer40k #gamesworkshop #wh40k #minipainting

In what is becoming tradition, we watch another holiday-themed horror movie! This time it's Josh Reuben's 2025 horror-comedy Heart Eyes. Tune in for unexpected kills, more than a few laughs, and... romance? All that and more in a tight 90 minutes! What's not to love? www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-...

I'll save everyone the click, it's just this chart:

Today in Hobby 102, presented by The Army Painter, Lenoon looks at how to paint blood, gore, and slime, so CW for those. And for toe tanks.

please keep in mind

EXCLUSIVE: At more than 30 installations, U.S. commanders told troops the war on Iran is a Christian war. The Military Religious Freedom Foundation has been “inundated” with more than 110 complaints. One NCO said they were told the U.S. war is to bring about Armageddon and the return of Jesus…

prohibits 'deliberate' tracking and surveillance, and "intentionally" using them for domestic surveillance, both bus-sized loopholes. On top of that, it says the NSA won't use chatgpt...unless there's a contractual amendment to that effect. Forgive me for not trusting Clammy Sammy!

One of the greatest, Bruce Campbell, announcing he has cancer. Our hearts are with you Bruce, Hail to the King.

This isn't happening and will never happen

The masculine urge to buy several bags of Austrian Napoleonic Landwehr 1808-1815

Finally reading this essay that has been blowing up the Lesbian Internet and I cannot believe the concluding paragraph is real www.autostraddle.com/lowkey-i-cho...

everything theyre saying now they said during iraq

This is what the peak male form looks like and there's nothing you can do about it

CAUSE HATE IS ALL THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN LATELY

“We thought we were living in a politically neutral slave state.”

Prereleases costing $50 is a bigger problem than ANY Universes Beyond set. Magic needs to be financially accessible, but especially prerelease.

excuse me?? be vigilant?? you think the people that got killed while hanging out at in a busy bar district in austin were insufficiently vigilant? fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

*Ice-T voice “The kids are calling it “Dry Brushing”. They’re using a brush with minimal paint and moisture to create a textured, scratchy, or diffused effect on a dry surface. They’re highlighting textures, and achieving a rustic or weathered look in various mediums. Twisted shit man”

If translation *alone* took six months, the pay rate would be so huge, it'd eclipse the golden years of the 90s and every manga translator I know wouldn't be juggling 10+ series. But no, it's one of the quickest, cheapest parts, for worse and for worse. You're drawing blood out of a stone, dinguses.

criterion channel rn has a collection called YEARNING and a collection called STUNTS! and between them exits the entire spectrum of human art and emotion