the white house is currently a hate group (with no other meaningful objectives) and has been for some time

Lock the doors, and don't let him back in!

"By defining a fertilized egg as a person, the amendment includes additional language that would essentially legalize the murder of someone planning or participating in an abortion in the state…" truthout.org/articles/nc-...

Oppressing women is how authoritarianism begins. So listen to what Reform is saying

“The Al is not just telling you what you want to hear. It is training you, one conversation at a time, to need less friction, expect more agreement, and become slightly less capable of handling a situation where someone pushes back on you”

The "leftists are here so they don't have to argue with anyone" is very funny if you know literally anything about leftists

My household could not be more thrilled that Regular Show has returned without missing a step! We have theorized about an overarching theme, but none of what I have seen so far feels noticeably incapable with previous seasons in therms of tone or style.

A thing Trump and I have in common is that we both dislike his kids.

I would like to report a crime.

How much more can they steal before they die?

I get why people say it, but in reality, he is more of a Suburban Pope. A Chicagoland Pope, if you want to throw the guy a bone.

[Chicago Road Rage reported to our app] "The most dangerous driver I've come across. I'm in the bike lane, looking behind (into the car lane) to prepare to overtake a cyclist in the bike lane. This reckless driver was 50 feet behind me. I get into the car lane to overtake the cyclist. This Jeep...

Been rereading Marvel's Planet of the Apes magazine & just hit the last issue. It's been fun. The adaptation of Battle departed from the film more than any others (spoilers below, if interested). An original story last issue FINALLY introduced a smart & noble gorilla soldier, which was refreshing.

Holy fuck do NOT do that An AI "exec" had all of her emails deleted by a random Chatbot, imagine what it will do to your life savings 🤣

I never get tired of hearing my cat sing songs of longing to the birds on the other side of the window.

If this were in any way bike related you'd literally hear about it every day for the next year from drivers and conservative media. But cars? Barely mentioned. Anyone can hop in a three ton piece of metal and go shooting through the Manhattan right now, do whatever you want

If I were making a list of the worst people, Terrisa Bukovinac would be on it, but as bad as she is, I would never have wished for her to be saddled with a rotting scumbag like Randall Terry. Learning that they have married has given me such joy. Now they can be the worst people together!

Jack Kirby Way (Hidden)

this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.

happy mother's day from ridley scott franchises

I play the cat like a video game most mornings. If I can get her to make deep cycle hums, purrs, and clicks from stroking her chin and jowl, I am winning.

Too many corporate executives in this country have never gotten sent to prison, and it shows

Woke up thinking of Steve, 2 years gone today, but still in every room where his friends gather.

Silkworm @ Fitzgerald’s 5.6.26

Attention all men. More of this, please.

hey georgia, did you know we have state supreme court elections in May? And that two of the judges who supported the abortion ban have challengers???

IT’S STAR WARS DAY SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

What the hell www.newyorker.com/culture/prog...

Can I sue CBS for editing the Trump interview?

I'm not crying, you're crying - wife asked me if I had a cable. Yes, yes I did!

"Young Australian woman who was pro-life now plans to die by assisted suicide" Lifesitenews be like: youtu.be/fY8W6qOnfuw?...

this is why i don't livestream

A Farce in Four Acts: 1. Trump skipped the WHCD every single year. 2. Except this one. 3. All of a sudden there’s a shooter in the lobby. 4. Trump: “This shooting is a clear example of why we need a new ballroom!” It hardly gets any dumber than this.

Nothing to see here, folks. Just a billionaire hosting a private party for the President and Acting Attorney General while his massive media merger is under review at the Justice Department, it's not a REAL scandal like Hunter Biden selling some of his paintings. 🙄

in the early days of the net websites used to have messages like "welcome to my amazing webzone, i hope you enjoy the things i've collected that represent my strange mind." now they're just like "by clicking this box you agree to recieve targeted advertisements in your dreams"

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

Now, everyday, I wake up and see headlines about what new atrocities have been committed by the unfuckable weirdos who are boosting illness and starting/losing wars. I prefer the sweet potato nights of olde.

A few years back I was eating a lot of late night roasted sweet potatoes and drawing pictures of people talking about those potatoes between bites of those potatoes. Can we ever return to those simpler times?

Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism

I can’t go out today! It’s Superman day. The streets will be jammed with people!

Support Chicago Abortion Fund and Restoried Bookshop by joining "Oh! The Hugh Manatees" Bake Sale, during Indie Bookstore Day, at Restoried Books! SAVE THE DATE: Saturday, April 25, 10am - 2pm, 4613 N Kedzie. If you can't stop by, but still want to support the abortion fund: fund.nnaf.org/alw26

You know I knew that Door Dash woman looked familiar

If I ever feel moved to take offense at younger people taking aim at Gen X, I remember how embarrassing it is to constantly see Gen X writing our own hagiography. These "What did you do in the 90s" shorts make me want to die already.

Orbán conceded. That means Trump has less character, is more of a slimy twerp, than Viktor fucking Orbán

A researcher named Larnie Higgins found the technical drawings for a record players (never built) designed by Frank Lloyd Wright for LH Scott Radio in 1940 and made 3D models of them. I would take up vinyl for these.

Biden pardoned some people because Trump is a criminal. Trump pardons people because he and the people he is pardoning are criminals.

Look it’s either this or a cruel unfair system of taxation where Jeff Bezos goes from having 419 billion dollars to 417 billion dollars

This is such a good idea. We should do this in NYC. "All Chicago Public Schools students now have access to nearly everything the city’s libraries have to offer — including physical items like books as well as extensive digital resources." blockclubchicago.org/2026/04/08/c...