I kind of love this. And potatoes 🥔

JD Vance is a venture capital tulpa, if the interns in Peter Thiel's basement stopped chanting for a moment, bits of him would just start sloughing off

This is such an unforced error for Warren, her office has been told repeatedly by orgs that these bills are a stalking horse for censorship and LGBTQ+ repression but she keeps running up to kick them like Charlie Brown with the football. It's bad legislation that doesn't do what it says on the tin

i’m out of literally all my supplements nd vitamins, easy foods and we really need some help with storage bc there’s just shit everywhere and cats destroy the cardboard so it doesn’t last long lol if u can help it’d mean a lot, spent everything this month and overdrafts are maxed i’m sorry to ask🫂

Just out here living my best life for the holidays.

I was promised people would be offering me free drug samples, where are my free drug samples?

Male clients inquiring be normal challenge.

“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”

Who do we think it serves, in the current situation, to say that anger is a delegitimatising emotion?

bluesky wrapped but it's how many meaningless arguments you got into. and also your win/loss ratio

It costs nothing for you to share this For every $1 donated to your local food pantry, 10 meals will be served to families in need this holiday season #GivingTuesday

AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re- BEASTIES: MORSE AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of Beasties: COURSE MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy BEASTIES: MOOCHER MCA: We’re Christmas Past MIKE D: Christmas Present BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE

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I love this idea. My dad died when I was three and I had to figure out simple things like how to tie a tie and even shave on my own. Please retweet this because I know there are a lot of kids out there who could use some help with day to day life.

3! “Counting Her Petals” was written specifically for New Suns 2, and I was so honored Nisi Shawl accepted it. Fun fact: to do the folk tale segment, I recorded myself telling it like my grandmother would and then transcribed and edited it. Song pairing: m.youtube.com/watch?v=CiVD...

These children are trying to use me as a jungle gym

Happy Thanksgiving.

super cute!!!!

This is a pro-food account, and I would just like to say, this holiday season I hope everyone gets to eat some food they like!

I have no idea why I made this.

Computer, end program Fuck

Less than 2 weeks to go until rent needs to be paid and I still need 146 new sign-ups. You get literally 1000s of posts, over 900 recipes for £5 and more added every day. 16% off if you sign up annually! Please just give it a try. You improve my life and can cancel anytime.

All hands on deck!

cow tools like and share if u agree

I want to get ahead of a story about my sexts with Olivia Nuzzi. First of all, the tentacle stuff was weird but you have to understand how much HP Lovecraft I was reading at the time…

62 Years Ago Today:

Our bill to decriminalize sex work in Massachusetts is being heard at the State House next Tuesday, 11/25 at 10am! We need people to join us to testify in support - you can testify in person or virtually - and to send written testimony. DM us if you want to help!

New: Reuters has tallied job losses, suspensions and investigations stemming from the reaction to Charlie Kirk's Sept. 10 assassination. Its findings: More than 600 Americans have been punished, and the figure is likely to be an under-count. www.reuters.com/investigatio...

Nobody who should fuck off actually fucks off anymore. We're stuck with all these fucking people.

Happy 40th birthday to Bill Waterson’s ‘Calvin and Hobbes’. A work of consummate, stubborn, human, and more-than-human art.

this man knows he is not sufficiently jellicle to make it to the Heaviside Layer www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump...

I still need 146 sign-ups to make rent and cover bills this month. You get literally 1000s of posts, over 900 recipes for £5 and more added every day. 16% off if you sign up annually! Please just give it a try. You improve my life and can cancel anytime.

Everyone who approved this, just straight up the campaign of command, should just be immediately fired (into the sun). More so than usual for the times

Writing some blog posts because maybe that'll be good?

I bet the libertarian wing of the Republican party is real excited that their cause of "technically it's ephebophilia" us now the top priority of the party.

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The IWGB has just announced that 220 letters, signed by Rockstar staff, have now been delivered to leadership at the company, demanding the immediate reinstatement of their fired colleagues.

I'm a scamp.

This was a really fascinating you look at the intersection of a lot of different things through something so seemingly small and innocuous youtu.be/ofkdTv39hyw?...

Running on PS1 hardware today

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

I think that if you have to pick between getting ready shots and photos at the end of the night, getting ready can offer a whole range of emotion and story telling. www.ryanrichardsonphotography.com/blog/2025114

What is with everyone being so flaky this year?

The Hurl of Sandwich. The defendant walked free, with a rye smile on his face. Despite grilling him, the prosecution was unable to summon the special sauce needed to get a conviction. Their case was toast from the beginning. And thus a hero was born. I'm sorry. I'm trying to delete this

People are starting to use one of the Instagram "support" pods I'm in as a group chat and it's very annoying. You don't need to say good morning, just post some content or offer up thoughts/critique when people ask.

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