Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your roll

An all-time great McSweeney’s. I shudder to think how monstrous my snake would have been…

It's time for #Caturday and a timeline cleanse! A terracotta figurine of a #cat playing the harp. From #Egypt, #Roman period, late 1st century AD. On display at Museum August Kestner, Hannover. Have a lovely #weekend! 📷 me

An odd way to spell "Joel and Ethan Coen" but I'll accept it

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I don't see this said enough: the widespread use of generative AI is not only making our jobs as educators harder logistically, but also emotionally. It is genuinely sad to be suspicious of students when you have spent so much time building a pedagogy based on trust and not being a cop. It sucks.

This is a great collection of powerful tools.

There’s Plenty of Crying in Epic: Introducing Book 16 sententiaeantiquae.com/2026/03/18/t...

They’re telling me a great empire will be destroyed if I attack Persia. Even the oracles who don’t like me very much, very nasty, they all said to me, “Sir, it’s one of the great empires, and it’ll be destroyed. And all because you attacked Persia.” That’s what they’re telling me.

this is a genuinely, deeply gross thing. and I hope they do it, because I want to have an example of the moral rot of these shitheads that I can refer to any time there's a handful of change around for the rest of my life.

Absolute Queen behavior from the Zamboni Rider today at the Minnesota Frost game. No ICE No War No Kings No Fear.

i really love @alexiscoe.bsky.social's biography of washington because she gets at exactly this: the fact that "george washington" is a character created by george washington, a man so consumed with presenting himself as an example of republican virtue that he became one

THE FINGER-TAKER’S SON Whenever the king became displeased with one of his subjects, he would send out his soldiers, and before long the offender would find themselves in the basement of the king’s finger-taker. The finger-taker claimed to be a persuadable man. www.the-reframe.com/the-finger-t...

Condé Nast forgot to renew the trademark for Gourmet and so a group of journalists grabbed it and are relaunching the food magazine as a worker-owned co-op. Love it. [gourmetmagazine.net]

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I would like the phrase and concept of "common decency" to make a comeback

Duck — Tlatilco workshop, ca. 1000 BCE

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

HE LED THE TEN THOUSAND OUT OF PERSIA IS WHAT HE DID. HE WAS A BRILLIANT GREEK COMMANDER. IN THIS HOUSE XENOPHON IS A HERO—END OF STORY

The amazing Roman pharos (lighthouse) at Dover, still standing after almost 2,000 years! The tallest surviving Roman structure in Britain and one of only three surviving lighthouses from the former Roman Empire. 1st-2nd century AD. 📷 by me #RomanSiteSaturday #Archaeology

who is the most powerful person to have eaten a costco chicken bake? probably like tim walz but it'd be cool if it was the prime minister of japan or the pope

“Destroy the institutions that rejected them” sums up so many people orbiting this administration

#EpigraphyTuesday - and a quickie with a spot of ancient #Latin graffiti in the form of CIL IV 8408 from the House of the Lovers, #Pompeii (I.10.11), showing a dialogue in two different fists. "amantes ut apes vitam melitam exigent" "velle" 'Lovers - like bees - enjoy a honeyed life' 'I wish!'

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

conclavement

I hate myself that I’m online enough to get this joke

One of the weirdest and best things of all time

the classical precedent! Aeschylus, killed by an eagle dropping a turtle on him, mistaking his shiny bald head for a rock

Post a banger that’s not in English:

Rejoice: the Blue Zones are BS. The real determining factor in longevity seems to be...drumroll...wealth. Wealthy people have less stress, more time to exercise, and more time to sleep. theconversation.com/the-data-on-...

Peanut butter makes a great sauce with garlic, sriracha, soy sauce, and lime juice

"Not all that is thought need be said, not all that is said need be written, not all that is written need be published, and not all that is published need be read." -Menachem Mendl of Kotzk

when is she gonna address our national shark vs electrocution crisis

Really want Whitmer to say “these idiots tried to kidnap me!” and then laugh her ass off.

cacio E pepe?? in questa economia??

“DON’T TINKER WITH TAYLOR!” SAY SOLDIERS, SPIES

I am a single-issue voter and that issue is "never having to think about or listen to Donald Trump ever again for the rest of my life."

Want to turn off iPhone notifications for annoying fundraising texts and filter them into their own box? Two steps: —Settings > Messages > [scroll to bottom] Filter Unknown Senders > ON —Settings > Messages > Notifications > [scroll to bottom] Customize Notifications > Unknown Senders > OFF

OPINION COLUMNIST FREAKS: the DNC canNOT be a coronation. Instead, Pitbull and Chef Bobby Flay will lead candidates on a Kitchen Showdown that w VOTERS: whose the fucking nominee. who is it. just tell us who it fucking is. it's Kamala? terrific, here is forty six million dollars

What Democratic supporters are reacting to is not Kamala so much (though she’s great) as the removal of UNCERTAINTY after weeks and weeks of it, and all these open-primary geniuses seem to have completely missed the point that no one wants any fucking more of it.

I never thought of picking a single pop job- and this is a pretty great one- but mine would have to be the Pips backing up Gladys Knight in “Midnight Train to Georgia.” youtu.be/nLPLY41fi44?...

Videlict heretical manuscript design from Goat Comic 2 #illustration #medievalmanuscript #heresy #goatcomic

Bacchae riso print. Spot the Ancient Greek error for extra bonus points! #illustration #bacchae #euripides #ancientgreek #mythology