To recap: *The Trump administration illegally renamed the Kennedy Center. They broke the law. *Now they are suing a guy who refused to perform because of the name change for $1 million.

The Braille says “open for a surprise”

the problem with dedicating campaign funds toward charitable endeavors is what if you lose and then all you’ve done is helped people in need in your community?

they think they’re entitled to your time and talents

Epstein was the face of donald trump’s child sex-trafficking ring is the reason trump had him killed

there’s a non-zero chance there’s bird poop hiding in there, but it’s worth the risk for a mouthful of fresh snow

also, this happened this year: Following Charlie Kirk’s assassination and the Trump administration’s promise to go after the “radical left” a study showing most domestic terrorism is far-right was disappeared. www.404media.co/doj-deletes-...

I’ve never seen an American fill their cooking pot with water from a puddle alongside a major highway, but that was daily life in Kabul when I was there from 2009-2012, in the midst of probably its wealthiest period in modern history

The bloody ghost of my ancestor Lt. John Bacon, shot dead by a redcoat musket during the Battles of Lexington and Concord on April 19th, 1775, appeared at the side of my bed last night and said anyone can be American as long as they aren’t English

the maga house in the middle of our village that has had that shit up since the first dingdong admin just took all that trash down. wonder why?

not the way I do it

absentmindedly licking the spoon after emptying a can of cat food

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north korean chocolatiers create full-scale chocolate sub to put in kim jong un’s stocking

fudgestripedont

might fuck off and wassail

off to the fuck me store to return my wife’s “whine mom” hoodie

Where are all those people who said that they were voting for Trump because he'd keep us out of foreign wars?

regular-size tim

Ah, the moment I look forward to every year: watching a half dozen professional gift wrapping tutorials, then failing to put any of what I learn into practice.

the dumbest people posted this five days after missing the deadline to release all of the Epstein files, breaking the law

telling trump’s dumbdumbs they were redacting wrong before they finished releasing all the files makes you a dumbdumb

I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?

yeah I mean it’s genuinely sad that the “reasonable old school” Republican (who Dems eagerly and unanimously voted to confirm) is out here doing pressers blatantly geeked out coke and it’s not subtle

There’s nothing wrong with being a stenographer for people who you think can get you the power and prestige you crave, but you shouldn’t be allowed within 1000 ft of—never mind be put in charge of—an organization that’s supposed to be based on facts not feels

The Olivia Nuzzi story and the Bari Weiss at CBS story are the same story, which is that the upper echelons of legacy media are absolutely rife with people who worship power and don't feel burdened by any sense of responsibility to their profession or the public.

!! Here’s a link to full video of the 60 Minutes segment that Bari Weiss killed last minute, via @jasonparis.bsky.social: is.gd/paU8Ko (It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)

Wow I did see this coming a mile away

natural causes

Crazy to think this useless bag of bones was almost a heartbeat away from the presidency

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I mean, he’s not wrong. He is transparently criminal in every aspect

The donald j. trump memorial Epstein Files

mmmhmm sher

Oh.

For those too young to remember, Bush is Putin’s ex

She’s got something simmering. No way she’d drop out like this without a plan for ruining everything.

it would be very funny to me if the next president named every federal asset in red states after things righties hate. The Barack Hussein Obama Federal Building, Gainesville. Fort Common Decency, Texas. Justice for Victims of Pedophiles National Park, Wyoming.

That’s a Haverford man right there

We don’t have an exact count of how many American adults struggle with intellectual disabilities, but we know it’s at least 77,302,580

Dan Mintz is my favorite comedian

David Brooks, who wrote in the NYT last month, "The Epstein Story? Count Me Out" is... in the latest Epstein photo dump published by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov. He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.

It should be federal law that if you have a New Jersey license plate, you are not allowed to leave the confines of New Jersey

didn’t watch the speech/would never intentionally listen to anything that pile of worm shit has to say, but I understand some of you did. Why?

Rosen picked the wrong example here. She should have picked 60 Minutes, which also edited Trump to make him look better. Then it would have been apples to apples. Again, letting Carr off the hook by using a cable news example (not regulated by FCC) is a bad choice.

Update, sure, but this isn’t an upgrade unless your idea of “better” includes an interface that looks like dog water

Even when he’s projecting he’s a sexist creep. It’s not that he thought Kamala was going to keep your daughters home. His imagination is so small he can can only conjure what he would do: send the sons off to war so there’s more daughters left at home for him.

ROSEN: Will you commit to opening an investigation into Fox News for deceptively editing a Trump interview to make him look good during a presidential campaign? CARR: No

*anchor putting his hand to his ear* We have just received a breaking news update to this story; the president has issued a full pardon and promoted the former soldier to General of Oil, where he will oversee the looting of Venezuela’s petroleum reserves.

BREAKING on MS NOW: Jack Smith, in his opening statement to House Judiciary, says: "Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election and to prevent the lawful transfer of power."