the reason Iran can't be permitted to have nuclear weapons is Israel and the US want to be able to drop bombs on it whenever there's a political crisis at home, and as a political salve, it really only works if those attacks can happen without fear of serious retaliation.

markwayne can't open his mouth without collecting an L, but because he's too dumb to realize he's dumb, he does it every day like it's his job.

I’m in the US military and I’m about to make a fortune betting against me surviving a drone strike. The other gamblers don’t know how slow I run

kuwaiti guy on the phone going Those Were YOUR Jets? then quickly covering the receiver with his hand when everyone in the room bursts out laughing

Raytheon Executive: I know you’re skeptical about buying American again. But hear me out. The MIM-104 Patriot is the only surface to air missile system with a proven track record of success against the US Air Force. Danish Defense Minister: Continue.

is everyone on glue

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

if god were real, they'd add new commandments to keep up with the times. no hanging out in the passing lane or you'll burn in hell. dishes and cooking implements shall be made dishwasher safe, or manufacturer goes to hell. try to pay with cash at the card-only self-checkout lane? ya burning in hell.

eh

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i'll never understand people who are like "I could never hurt a cat." maybe i'm overconfident, but i believe i could kick the absolute shit out of a cat if i tried. believe in yourself.

it almost seems like he's using money he stole from us to pay for a war to distract us from his failures on the economy and affordability, his murderous assaults on American communities, his attempts to extort the government he runs for his own personal gain, and his rapes and murders of kids.

i have a hard time believing Americans are that much smarter or wiser than they were back then, all things considered

OpenAI posted the terms of the deal. Reveals that it absolutely does allow for domestic surveillance. EO 12333 is how the NSA hides its domestic surveillance by capturing communications by tapping into lines *outside the US* even if it contains info from/on US persons. openai.com/index/our-ag...

how many people are *just now* realizing what a dumbshit glenn fucking greenwald is?

I promise you that the government that murdered Alex Pretti and Renee Good does not give a flying fuck about the protests in Iran.

we should encourage Iranian scientists and engineers to emigrate to the US. It took 3 years, immense resources, and the world's best minds to build our 1st bomb. Iran had their program "totally obliterated" 9 months ago and rebuilt to the point that trump felt threatened enough to bomb them again.

Never forget who you’re fighting for.

They told me if I voted for Kamala the US would continue to be involved in foreign wars, and they were right!

I don't remember when he came to power in 1979 because the guy who came to power in 1979 died in 1989, which is something you'd hope a senator would know. And if they didn't know that, you'd at least hope they wouldn't be so dumb as to parade their ignorance on TV.

I'm sure that after an unprovoked attack killed their longtime ruler, the Iranians will choose a leader that is wholly supportive of US and Israeli interests, just like the US married the Bush girls off to Osama bin Laden after 9/11.

every accusation is an admission

Updated:

our government combines the impulse control of pete hegseth, the intellectual rigor of rfk jr, and the attention span of donald trump with elon musk’s signature sense of humor

Still up on the official White House website: www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

we're about to get an answer to "what if the US did a 9/11"

haven't seen or heard a word from the NY congressional delegation about the war trump just started

personally, I think the trump admin's ad campaign to get us to eat differently is kinda cute

H.R. 7661 is a national book banning bill which seeks to remove any book that "involves gender dysphoria or transgenderism" from all public schools in the US. This would ban all my books, & any other book with trans themes, from public schools. PLEASE call your House Reps & say: NO ON H.R. 7661!

this is something I try to explain to my poor friends all the time. save the salisbury steak for soecial occasions. on any regular sunday, go for cheap cuts, like RFK Jr's brain. a worm got most of it, so what's left is on deep discount.

Hell yeah, brother

Look fam just hear me out. What if handing over command and control of our weapons to a bot is actually an improvement?

Call me Ishmael. Of course I'm an egg; what the hell else would I be? Anyway, there's this fuckin' whale I obviously hate.

It’s amazing what regular people have been doing with the files that have been released. It’s a lot. randallscott25-star.github.io/epstein-fore...

got 100 of these made. might stick em on some stuff and see what happens.

Check this out

Per recently established policy and practice of the United States, the next President has the power to swiftly and arbitrarily deport them to a country to which they have no connection.

*brings gun to snowball fight* *still gets shit kicked in*

Actually it's a direct result of Medicaid cuts in the OBBBA. And it's going to get a lot worse.

I was a scout, as was my dad, but if the organization goes along with this shit, zero percent chance I'll let my kid anywhere near it. Also, how hard could it be to start a new organization without all the bullshit from scratch?

I bet our friends in Saudi Arabia, Bahrain, Qatar, Kuwait, and the UAE–where the US has military bases–will be excited to bow down to Israel, which has not allowed the US a base there despite the US giving them billions annually for their defense, and sending troops and materiel whenever they ask.

Caution: Jesus Crossing

they "want to dance with frogs," says frog-faced man, hopefully