"A whole civilization will die" is literally a misleading prophecy from Greek mythology. Did the Oracle specify which civilization you were going to destroy

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Never thought I'd offer to bring the marshmallows, but here we are

Butterfly was robbed #Oscars2026

The Devil's Road finally has an end in sight. Or, perhaps, a beginning. #TheVampireLestat debuts June 7 on AMC and AMC+.

Highly placed sources within my bathroom acknowledged during a recent classified briefing that I had not planned for the possibility of vomiting after chasing a family-size bag of flamin' hot Cheetos with an entire fifth of 151 rum

That + 6 accounts on polymarket made around $1 million in profit by betting on the US to strike Iran by Feb. 28. Accounts were all freshly created in Feb and had only ever placed bets on this bloom.bg/3ORPnBo

Cartoon by Mike Luckovich.

first they came for Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, and I said nothing, but i did laugh quite a lot

Betteridge's Law Of Headlines Episode youtu.be/LSUNJKsrQOA?...

It’s crazy the sheer number of supposedly rational people who were like “ok but it’s good at health stuff” early on.

This is really suspicious. They’re up to something. Link to thread: x.com/mattberg33/s...

The 1950s, everyone

This happens with*everything* now. No matter how grave the crime or one-dimensional the injustice, after four days the hivemind of American punditry decides that the Real Story is how the people upset about it are the real villains.

Absolutely worth watching if you're into true crime or a participating member of american society

It's lost on the people who need to hear it, but it sure was nice to see.

"Criminality is so rampant inside CBP that it has seen one of its own agents or officers arrested every 24 to 36 hours since 2005." "it appears the crime rate of CBP agents and offices was higher PER CAPITA than the crime rate of undocumented immigrants." www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/accountabi...

CI, baby

Macaulay Culkin on Instagram. 😢

It's hard to fathom but we are now *here* on this path to fascism.

I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.

Feels like "missing" is inaccurate. This child was kidnapped by the secret police and is now either a political prisoner or a trafficking victim.

so fucking tired of people saying AI "democratizes" creative skills, it's fucking privatizing it you dumb fuck, they're stealing your creativity from you and selling it back to you at a premium the ability to draw and write and sing and fucking whatever else came free with your fucking humanity

Trump isn't doing anything to lower costs for your family, but he is using the full force of the presidency to make himself and his family very, very, very, very rich.

Next time a Republican whines when they get called a fascist, just remind them that Trump says he doesn't mind the label!

A quick reminder about tomorrow! Thank you to everyone who’s shown up over the last two days to lobby Congress! Let’s keep it going!

Let 👏 Men 👏 Read 👏 Books 👏 Aren't you motherfuckers exhausted by continually policing other people's lives? Who gives a shit if they are reading "performatively"? I am tired of living in a society with so many stupid bastards--pick up a book and shut the fuck up already.

"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪

Layoffs are reaching their highest levels since the pandemic, but America's corporate elite have never been doing better. Is it any wonder why so many think the system is rigged?

The way all of these people convinced themselves that Mamdani is antisemitic is a subject far more worthy of media examination than any of the ‘groupthink on campuses!’ thinkpieces we’ve been subjected to

Dolly Parton releases “9 to 5” 45 yrs ago today. “I knew what it was like to be a working woman trying to make a decent living, trying to be taken seriously. .. I wanted a song that sounded playful on the surface but spoke to that frustration .. A song about women .. saying, ‘We deserve better.’”

@mizzwelch.bsky.social If you hate Cory Booker, check out some of the shit his wife and her family did to a trans man. Swept under the rug HARD, btw. www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-...

Haha.

i don't think of the X-Files in terms of episodes I think in terms of moments: Mulder hijacks a Gondola. Skinner kills a prostitute. Skully gets pregnant with i think an alien baby?

@aoc at the rally for Mamdani Sunday in NYC. “This city was built by the Irish escaping famine, Italians fleeing fascism, Black Americans fleeing slavery and Jim Crow, Latinos seeking a better life, Native people standing for themselves, Asian Americans coming together…” So good!! 🔥

Yes. newrepublic.com/article/2011...

A 60 second summary of some of the biggest and best sights from #NoKings Day. Congratulations to every single organizer, volunteer and attendee👏 History.

For real. Some of yall need to go outside and talk to your actual real life neighbors. We are less divided than they want you to believe.

An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative

EXCLUSIVE: Thousands of leaked messages show leaders of Young Republican groups joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape in a private Telegram chat. Inside rising GOP leaders’ racist chats — obtained by POLITICO and spanning more than 7 months👇

Horrifying.

New Yorkers know Attorney General James for who she is: a champion for justice who fights relentlessly for the people. Donald Trump knows her only as an obstacle to his corruption. My full statement:

AI companies are spending billions on deals with each other, which boost their value. This has helped twenty billionaires tied to AI add $450B to their fortunes in 2025. Meanwhile, an MIT study found that 95% of companies using AI haven't seen returns on investment. Be warned.

New episode about evil piss trash. youtu.be/vlKDQ3fwI5w?...

Vet speaks against ICE youtu.be/p_y-Q-K_TCU?...

Your english teacher and gym teacher are getting married and here's a song about his giant hog.

lol it’s this guy

A WILD ONE: A man broke his leg during an arrest by ICE at a car wash south of L.A. ICE has held him under 24/7 guard at a hospital, registering him under a pseudonym, for *37 days* without telling him why. A judge has ordered his immediate release. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...