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I hope she is sitting in her mold castle having just the worst day because of this

It’s really Lalo Salamanca and Anton Chigurh then everybody else

Bill McKibben on the solar energy boom: “Sunlight has to travel 93 million miles to reach the Earth, but none of those miles go through the Strait of Hormuz."

Minnesota, Iowa, Wisconsin

With the reveal that post-Fox Tucker Carlson has 7.3k subscribers, reminder that *all* rightwing media is a miserable enormously unpopular and wildly unprofitable failure, only kept aloft via the largesse of a handful of billionaire pedophiles pumping them with endless amounts of cash.

You’re laughing. Our obese stupid senile pedophile president is trying to barricade himself in his winter palace after sinking the nation into an empire shattering conflict he cannot win and you’re laughing.

Lincoln (2012)

“Can’t after Lauds, I have to harvest the penis tree”

You just don’t see men staring at goats anymore

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

Locked in Time’s Eternal Circle at Banzai Volleyball Club

Ahab answered—“Aye.”

Toying with the idea that Burn After Reading is the best performance of everybody involved

Because, dirty little secret of Augustine’s definition of just war, its really a way to *technically* allow for the possibility of war while being in practice a recipe for Christian pacifism

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big pharma is great IP law sucks pass it on

Trump claims to be the living Messiah. Some liberal Christians are not so sure.

you do not have to hand it to tucker carlson or marjorie taylor greene or alex jones or megyn kelly. they're all rats who see trump as a sinking ship and they're getting ready to jump in preparation for their next act. you do not have to fall for it.

a “ceasefire” that lasted 17 hours and killed 254 people in lebanon is not a ceasefire and referring to it as one is inaccurate

Considering letting dark forces dampen my enthusiasm for life, but then thinking “this isn’t what special agent Dale Cooper would want for me.”

Taco Bell’s bean burritos were much better with green sauce

Reading this radicalized me

This got a cheer that might end up being the loudest of the season at Target Field.

In an area where one is too many, we’re really working hard to exceed that

People forget that Cheeseburger in Paradise is about a man sticking to a healthy diet by learning to enjoy the contemplation of cheeseburgers instead of actually eating them. It’s a Platonic text. The “paradise” is the realm of forms.

“You’re letting me go?” Pam, law is a Trump business. Happy Trump supporters. Maybe Democrats need the protection of laws. We don’t know. Frankly we don’t want to know. It’s a demographic we can do without.” “So that’s it, after two years—goodbye and good luck?” “I don’t recall saying good luck.”

Getting Togolese food for lunch, glory to God for all things

Aren’t we in a war or something

Just got Lu Dort mixed up with Luol Deng, sorry everybody!!!

Why the hell am I seeing so many news stories of real importance dropped by Polymarket?

Post something random and the Lord will bless you as He already had been done willed

Wait, Hegseth fired the ARMY CHAPLAIN too? That's a career-defining scandal for any cabinet secretary in any other era. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/02/u...

Listening to The Smile Sessions, ama

Damn

You could never relive the end of the first act of FULL METAL JACKET because of Wokeness, but that ends today

Iran just reportedly hit an Oracle data center in Dubai and i can't stop thinking about how good it would feel to see my tax dollars spent firing Tomahawk cruise missiles at data centers.

Under no circumstances do you “have to hand it” to MTG

My "hot take" is that we shouldn't know the origins of horror monsters. There's this trend of giving monsters full backstory's that needs to stop. We don't need to know the thing in the dark's reasoning or humanize it to the point of sympathetic non frightening.

It’s very fun and vindicating to make fun of Kristi Noem’s hypocrisy and general awfulness as a person, but…we probably shouldn’t shame her husband for acting on his chosen sexuality. That’s just what she’d do after all.

I’m really excited about the Backrooms film

Requiem for a Dream (2000)

Truth be told I don’t think Trump ever had the makings of a varsity athlete

the only thing that appears to give our aging, rapidly declining ruler meaning in his life is his ability to inflict death and suffering on others www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...

Whether you know it or not, there are only two kinds of people in the world, you’re Jesus Christ Superstar or Godspell and this is the truest division of humanity