I remember when I was six or seven my older brother telling me stuff that happens in Wayside School Is Falling Down and I couldn’t believe making something that funny was allowed

Truth be told I don’t think Trump ever had the makings of a varsity athlete

the only thing that appears to give our aging, rapidly declining ruler meaning in his life is his ability to inflict death and suffering on others www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...

Whether you know it or not, there are only two kinds of people in the world, you’re Jesus Christ Superstar or Godspell and this is the truest division of humanity

I am hearing that on his deathbed Chuck Norris received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

Would Afroman still bang that cops wife if she was a worm?

Cornell West / Afroman 2028

Great news for Floridians!

Many such cases

Jesus when he comes back to Earth:

Hard to think of anybody who’s ever tanked their goodwill harder in the WBC then Raleigh this year. What a prick.

Neighbors brought us homemade chicken biryani, the American Dream

the best ever to do it (constantly get respiratory infections)

Oh, I didn’t realize they were dropping New Favorite Athletes this week

Inside the Department of War are two wolves: "We've shut down the Colleges of War because book learnings are woke, gay, and irrelevant to war fighting." "How come no one told us the Strait is important, there are different kinds of Kurds, Iran is big, and air power historically doesn't win wars?"

You think it’s bad for the 19 year old? What about the 20 people, hmmm

FWIW these were the three genders Biden was talking about, look it up

guy who does buddhism slightly wrong and ends up in nevada after he dies

This site needs a break. Post 3 good things, none of which are the cessation of a negative. 1. Taco Bell bean burritos 2. Winning money at Big Red Keno 3. Golden retriever puppies

A bunch of right wing chuds spend decades decrying the fall of Western Civilization and Greco-Roman culture in the US. The get in power and start a war where they immediately fall victim to tactics from Thermopylae, Salamis, and the Fabian Strategy used against them www.nbcnews.com/world/iran/s...

I had assumed the headline was a joke. But no. people.com/new-dime-coi...

Refreshing to see!

Not out of line to say that Jesus literally wants you to pay your fair share in taxes

He’s right to do this

*record scratch* *freeze frame* yup, thats me. youre probably wondering how i ended up in this situation. www.nbcnews.com/business/eco...

Friday goal is to be exactly this drunk

Kristi Noems husband 10 days after they get a dog from the pound

chat, what happens if plastic prices spike in a society that has eliminated every packaging and storage option except plastic?

Becoming more and more true every day

The only thing prohibiting you going out through this door right now is the goose attacking. It is open for going out should the goose not do that

Ah your honor, you see, I had no choice (but to shit in the Holiday Inn swimming pool) the invisible hand of the market made me do it

Good morning from Moose, that is all

After passing Kobe Bryant for second place for most points scored in a single game, Bam Adebayo has irrevocably erased his bloodline and banished his basketball legacy to dust. Bryant will no more be remembered and his further records purged to the fourth generation

I know it seems dark and hopeless, but just remember, every minute is one closer to It Happening

vaxxed?

But the FIFA Peace Prize!!!!

As a Vikings fan, Kyler has to be the best quarterback possible that I have no interest in….

I don’t know why people have a hard time with the idea that Trump would make his toadies wear big shoes as a loyalty test. He already makes his voters defend pedophilia and war, supposedly the two things he was elected specifically not to do

I always thought what made America special was inventing jazz music and baseball but w/e

The real black pill is trying to find any Democrat who has the juice and the will to overturn ANYTHING substantial that Trump has done and also is considering a run for president

I get that big beautiful cathedrals must have unfathomable expenses, but my love for visiting them notwithstanding, I will never pay a cent to enter one, I’m sorry. It’s a church, I should be allowed to come in if it’s unlocked

What is the Iran war doing to thy debt ceiling though??

Finished Demon Copperhead, great read, mostly a very good novel and worthy homage to Dickens. As always, screw Purdue Pharma

the more actual harm caused by a petroleum supply shock, the funnier it will be that some of trump's first actions was making it significantly more expensive to buy solar and EVs. Im sorry but its so, so, so funny