CEO blames current round of layoffs on record profits

👌🏻👌🏻 It’s a big, beautiful wooden horse. Perhaps the biggest wooden horse ever built, the most beautiful. People are saying with tears in their eyes “Mr. President, that’s the most beaut horse ever built.” There’s laughing coming from inside so you know, it’s very wonderful and so we’ll see. 👌🏻👌🏻

In conclusion, for people who do feel the need to go on testosterone because they feel it's insufficient, I think they should receive some sort of supervised treatment for it by a doctor. Like a care plan by medical professionals who can regulate gender hormones. We could call it gender affirm ca

when you really think about it, the true value of video games is in laying off thousands of the people who make them at regular intervals in order to increase shareholder value 🥰

Enjoy the World Cup, visitors from around the world. I hope you don’t end up in El Salvador.

the men destroying the world

PRO TIP: do not use matter home devices, if you have any concept of network security. The @home-assistant.io stuff is completely and utterly borked.

Remembering the ancient ways

this is unironically the best case for punitive taxation there are arguments about fairness and freedom and whatever else but at the end of the day it is self-evidently far too dangerous for society as a whole for anyone to have that much money, the end

Finally, a real use case for JavaScript

This shit is wild.

"From BC to Newfoundland, citizens have expressed the same sentiment that enough is enough, and nobody gives a damn about stupid cold fronts." www.thebeaverton.com/2013/04/upda...

Someone got dashcam video of the meteor over Ohio yesterday and their audio reaction is priceless

Minecraft Mods Turn Malicious: Inside the SugarSMP Spark Stealer Campaign + Video Introduction: A recent investigation by G DATA CyberDefense has exposed a sprawling malware operation hiding behind the allure of custom Minecraft servers. Dubbed "SugarSMP," the campaign combines Discord-based…

nobody does more brutal fashion reviews than the irish

BREAKING: A Delaware judge has ruled that Krafton must *reinstate* Ted Gill, the fired CEO of Subnautica 2 maker Unknown Worlds. In the ruling, the judge accuses Krafton's CEO of using ChatGPT to come up with a strategy to get out of paying Unknown Worlds a $250 million bonus. Story coming shortly

The history of last five years is from that container ship getting stuck in the Suez Canal to Donald Trump being stuck in the Strait of Hormuz.

mom can you pick me up at the strait of hormuz, my friends are laughing at me and wont help

europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz

Urbanists are right to be annoyed that EVs get more attention than transit, which fixes even more problems. But cars are still 78% of commutes in Canada. Even an amazingly ambitious and successful reduction to 50% still leaves a lot of driving that would in fact be better electric.

“Someone on LinkedIn viewed your profile” <deletes account>

Deuteros was great.

every British guy between the ages of 38 and 52 has intense, borderline troubling nostalgia for some insanely unplayable looking Amiga game called like “Bonky’s Quest”

Annual classic from @josephscrimshaw.bsky.social

lmao incredible work

NOT NOW, MYSTERIOUS LARGE STEEL CYLINDER

It was a staple of the early internet, like hamster dance.

if bsky was around when websites were invented, some of you would've found 'Time Cube' and said that websites cause psychosis and need to be regulated and you would've been right but like for slightly different reasons

Carney eyes Bloc MP to complete his collection

Doug Ford launches transparent effort to end transparency

I think I may have cracked it

This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast. They’ll play this in museums in future. (🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)

Instagram is the best. Shared by one of the awesome people on @railfans.ca discord. (This is because facebook is refusing to comply with Canadian law, and is just blocking anything potentially news related in Canada instead).

Take a big drink of something, hold it, and then see if you can get through this whole article. Face away from your device

One of our team members is currently doing #walkforautism. If you want to help support him, you can donate at the link below ch.wtf/erSJ8

Americans: we live in a fallen state—embroiled by sin, cheating, lying, and evil. You cannot trust anyone, not even those who claim to know you best Canadians: I love my neighbors and my friends!

Carney says he supports US invading Iran, Cuba, and possibly Canada "with some regret"

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TERA CHAD Clavicular has been MOGGED by Iranian missile strikes in DUBAI, leaving him DEAD and AURALESS... only to be reborn as an anime horse girl?? watch "Umamusume: Pretty Derby – Lead the Charge Kurabikyura-kun!!!" on Crunchyroll today

CASTING CALL! Hey folk! In honor of International Transgender Day of Visibility, we are hosting a special live-streamed AP one-shot! We are looking to cast AP performers that identify under the transgender umbrella. If you wish to participate, apps close March 13th! forms.gle/o3S4Xor7wk5q...

Journalists! Why you should not bother wasting your/everyone’s time covering “Age Verification” on Linux: The “Tug of War” Theory of Open Source https://alecmuffett.com/article/148084 #AgeAttestation #AgeVerification #MarkZuckerberg #OpenSource #apple #google #ubuntu

Hand crafted artisanal death text meme generators lovingly hand made by @foone.bsky.social

Am I doing this latest trend correctly? 😏

We live in stupid and horrible times unless you somehow only care about steam locomotive preservation in which case somehow we're in a golden age.

Carney puts rules-based international order sign back in window

Never forget who you’re fighting for.

My weirdest creation is almost old enough to drink.

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Just watching this and had a melancholy thought. Imagine if notch had been like @concernedape.bsky.social instead of who he was. How different would the Minecraft community be today? The games share similar origin stories. Ah well. Good job CA, your game is amazing and your community reflect that.