Okay, I can’t hide anymore. I’ve known Tilly for years and she’s a monster. I saw her do coke then bite a baby outside of Nobu. When his mom intervened, Tilly shot her dead. As the baby cried, Tilly said, “What are YOU gonna do, become Batman? You’re TOO poor.” then spit in his face. #CancelTilly

PSA

if the Trump Hegseth address had been an email www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...

can't even riff on this, it's so abundantly clear that EA leadership suckered their way into a massive pay day and everyone below them is poised to take the fall fucked, absolutely fucked

Tyronn Lue said that these shorts are a JVG production 👁️

I AM SO FUCKING EMBARRASSED. MY SERVER SAW ME STASHING THEM AND SHE BROUGHT ME MORE AND TOLD ME I DIDNT HAVE TO STEALTH HIDE THEM I WANT TO DIE I HAVE 10 NOW

One Battle After Another and Sinners both lay out a formula for cinema success: diverse movies where white nationalists get duffed in the most graphic way possible shot and presented in increasingly baroque high resolution formats.

Not the same thing but I saw One Battle After Another last night and as soon as this guy got out of the theater he loudly declared it a solid 8.5. We need to reevaluate how we teach art criticism in school

Every single one of these clips was taken today in downtown Portland. Portland doesn’t want or need a federal takeover. If Trump insists on sending federal “resources” he can start with funding health care, bridges, affordable housing, and wildfire protection to name a few.

“I said this would happen” ?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS

"Call an ambulance...but not for me. Also could you tell them to pick me up as well please. Actually can you call a second ambulance?"

They love to stage fake persecutions there. I truly don't understand why they are hyper focused on Starbucks

twenty five years ago today, on September 25, 2000, the United States men's basketball team was playing France in the Sydney Olympics with sixteen minutes left in the second half and the USA up 69-54, Vince Carter stole the ball between him and the rim was 7'2" Frederic Weis then he did this

this was the trade for kimmel

ABC News is out of control

Watched a YouTube video called “one change to fix your nachos” to keep them from getting soggy and it was “use potatoes” and go to hell! That’s not a solution! That’s a casserole motherfucker!

Without further ado, here is the trailer for Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile. Against all odds, it will air in select theatres on October 2nd, along with the theatrical debut of Sex House. Tickets go on sale tomorrow. And, yes, this is real.

SILENT HILL f

Wait, I was assured masks won’t keep anyone safe

Winston Churchill, Sept 2, 1939: "All I hear is that Hitler and Stalin want to march into Warsaw. The one thing I'm sure of is that they're not marching into Liverpool."

DOGE was a success because the entire point of it was the greatest data theft scheme in history and they did it

They ripped it so hard that Lindelof assigned his writer's room to make a cold open of season 2 designed to specifically piss them off

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

We got a public domain Pinocchio Dark Souls game so it only stands to reason that a public domain Winnie the Pooh one would also work and I just want to suggest the boss names Pontiff Piglet and Holy Blade Roo

Happy Rosh Hashanah y'all.

he said get off my beat

He'll reinvade Afghanistan and then the electorate will punish the next Dem President (hahahahahahahahahaha) for withdrawing

Be sure you take a moment today to remember Charlie Kirk for exactly who he was.

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So we're back to conservatives are being persecuted as evidenced by made up Starbucks incidents. Fucking cool.

I watch a lot of horror movies, and this frame is in like 50% of them to wake up the audience and let them know, that yes, there is a freaky ghost standing there and will eventually start messing with things

Entire Republican apparatus: the cause of school shootings is mental health, so, we're going to remove a tool to identify mental health issues

I have that same thought but then they keep winning because the judiciary has been politicized and think that my law school actually failed me

"I’ve never done coke because I have an addictive personality. That’s me with Riverdale - if I touch it, it might be six months later and I’ve now lost my wife." -Bad Boys for Life

Uh, no, it couldn't have been your son Mr. President because you have daughters. I am very smart and it is illegal to make fun of me.--Ben Shapiro

This is my new mantra

The free speech activist who built a list of professors he worked to get fired for their speech must be celebrated for his support of free speech, and anyone who quotes his speech accurately in context will be fired and/or face state punishment by the champions of free speech, do I have that right?

Trump claims 0 percent crime rate in DC, but this video clearly shows one of his thugs publicly urinating his pants

So much for the tolerant right...

and doing what he loved,being the weird guy harassing college students

Killed by a memelord then immediately forgotten by the man he built it all for. Died as he lived: pointlessly.

This will now be the focal point (although we really should study Gamer™️ brain)

Holy shit bro

I know Charlie Kirk valued debate and free speech because he blocked me for fact-checking his lies on Twitter and then put me on his organization's Professor Watchlist for writing a book he didn't like.

lol