John Fetterman has released a picture showing the injuries he sustained after falling on his face:

that's right: Team 4tress Two

it insanely sucks having to open all these "the president says we have to kick you off SNAP letters because you're not poor enough" letters that got returned to us because "homeless" isn't a deliverable mailing address

Sif - watercolour and acryla gouache

oh, what, so now it's a crime to remember some guys?

i made this as a joke but honestly it has gradually become the 2028 prediction I am most confident of

I don't envy the poor cashiers who are going to spend the next couple years trying to explain Swedish rounding to increasingly red-faced and furious Americans

This is why I love Just King Things 🚙🏨🤡 @rangedtouch.bsky.social's Michael Lutz: "Obviously I'm marrying Christine, because it's what she deserves; I'm killing the Overlook Hotel, and I will fuck Pennywise, because there's, uh, there's a LOT of room for what might happen there"

it's wild that vapes get marketed as a quit smoking aid: they literally remove a bunch of the downsides of cigarettes! if anything, they encourage you to smoke MORE

I'm not gonna say what I'm thinking right now. but I absolutely am thinking it and I hope you are too!

spiders are cool as hell

hope you're all ready for some spider posting

they seem to have fixed this for the most part. i think the RR events are still harder than they were in Paradise, but they're doable now.

oh neat, they're the same kind of harmless (tho at times, startlingly large) house spiders we have all over here! the ones that people love to declare are "brown recluses" (those don't live around here) or "hobo spiders" (those are harmless too)

this is just @corybutcher.bsky.social

They're as confident as I am that GTA6 is not coming out next year

does anyone out there have a spare €80k they could throw my way

an impossibly rare variant with impossibly good upholstery? folks it’s Sunday and this is a Primatist-esque combination en.classicopen.eu/cars-for-sal...

small friend waiting to greet me as I came home today. still in her halloween costume but she gets a pass because she's a fuckin spider

My money is still firmly on "scott dilbert does not actually have cancer," but I think there's decent odds he ends up with cancer for real after whatever scheme gets cooked up here

I was never gonna buy this game anyway, but now I can feel smugly self-righteous about it

come the fuck on bluesky, what the fuck are we doing here

Wreckreation first impressions: who the hell is this lady?? This isn't DJ Atomica. SMDH!

this whole franchise has bad vibes imho, and not the good fun kinda bad vibes you want from horror movies. I'd say I didn't understand it's popularity, except I do, because it's obviously a cynical attempt to manufacture a marketable mascot-based franchise. hope she gets paid, and paid good.

fiction:

every time I see this cover art, I think how weird it is that his headband seems to conform perfectly to the furrow of his brow. is it glued down? is it sculpted???

This is incredible, and the best part, to me, is that it is not in ANY way a game. This is less of a game than the fake games kids play on Law & Order. This is less of a game than the first person sequence in the Doom movie.

Seems like a good time for a general reminder that if you see someone shoplifting, no you fucking didn't!

they made an AI version of me annoying my wife while she's on the computer

get two of these, use each one to buy coins for the other, that's free money bay beeeee!!!!!!

it's hilarious, and it also might be the only thing this administration has done that I believe is entirely, or even primarily, his idea. everything else has the whiff of one or more of his little idiot toadies, but this? this one is 100% him

i was looking at great blue heron pictures for tattoo references and i discovered that gbh chicks look... like this

remember a few years ago, how a bunch of stories came out about how the american military was deeply infested with neonazis from top to bottom? i feel like that should have been a bigger deal. oh well!

apparently all it took for liberals to finally support a candidate under 70 was finding out he's got a nazi tattoo

the closest I had to a nazi phase was in high school when a nazi kid tried to befriend me in class and I just moved to a different desk instead of punching him in the mouth. i regret my actions and have learned and grown in the subsequent years.

guys, it's an honest mistake, he just thought he was getting a walmart tattoo

We can take some comfort in the fact that Charlie Kirk didn't live to see this. It would have made him so horny he'd have had a stroke

A while back I realized much of what I micro blogged was just me processing stuff out loud, & not in a way that had any benefit for myself or the topic. Often it could just be me articulating my most negative thoughts & foisting them on others! So I had a witch shrink me & now I live in a dollhouse.

here's a drawing of my favorite spot on a chess board

I'm eating this kiwifruit skin and all and if you don't like it you can help yourself to some

i would give Fromsoft a blank check to make a Gormenghast game

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

"Oh yeah? You like baseball? What if I make you smoke *an entire pack* of baseball?"

goddammit laffy taffy the punchline is "tooth hurty," how do you fuck that up, puns are like your whole thing

The issue where Guts fights this guy and he turns into that fucked up eyeball/penis/dinosaur monster is sikk af. Miura was a genius.

they stopped airing reruns of "The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson"

I'm discovering a certain pitfall with, like, 2010s indie hip hop specifically, where sometimes you'll find a song or album that is musically pretty cool, but it's all performed in character as, like, a Nintendo character or something