Everyone's like "Oh no, Ellison is gonna put Bari Weiss in charge of CNN too!" but I don't think that'll happen. After the rocky start she's had at CBS? I think they'll want her to keep her focus right there for the time being. No, I think they're gonna give CNN to Jacob Wohl.

that doesn't make sense i was born in 1986 and I'm not oh. oh god.

I'm playing the demo for a ne Little Nemo metroidvania, and they made Flip into a pink haired they/them. Has Slumberland... gone woke?? anyway, it's very cute, give it a look if you like things that are very cute

In 1850 seven samurai visited America and discovered the power of a Colt Single Action Army, the efficiency of wild west frontier justice, and the snug fit of a pair of Levi's jeans. Now they return to a Japan in crisis to clean up the streets as the TOKUGAWA DENIM SQUAD

i think most of the fruits I've had are generally pretty good, but raspberries are never really as good as I feel like they should be

Listen up, everyone! Your last resort weed hookup has some incomprehensible opinions about marine mammals!

hell yeah, so prices are gonna go down now, right? right?

1 or 2 would probably be the quietest options, but 9 would be fun because we could talk about our favorite plane crashes from the Final Destination movies and ignore Noel when he gets annoyed and tries to tell us there's only one plane crash in the series

Writers, if there was a gnome that lived under your porch and farted out two gold bricks every day, would you buy him a beer? #PorchGnome #PorchGnomeCommunity

she just wants a bite if your bathroom salad

weird goblin dog alert

I finished Baby Steps and, basically, ♥️🫎♥️

Hey Jim: Go fuck yourself. Some shit ass stairs anyway.

make local coop to play with wife

It's Miso Time!

okay can I admit something? i didn't realize until just now that friday the 13th was a thing before the movies

is it just me or is the steam store REALLY bad on the steam deck? clunky and hard to find what you're looking for, but also, like, it seems kinda broken about what games it shows where?

I want to join the party of people "cancelling Nitro" in response to the Discord age verification bullshit, except I don't really know what "Nitro" is or why I would ever have wanted it in the first place.

Now that being a pedophile is openly accepted on the right, MAGA rappers are switching to pop punk

This is because he's scared of getting poisoned, right?

WE DID IT!!! Thank you so so so much, from me and the kitties whose lives you've just changed. And here's your reward... Our newest Merry Moggy, HAMHAM!

John Carpenter walks into a pitch meeting and writes "VAMPIRE$" on a white board. He waits a beat, then carefully erases the | from the dollar sign turning it into "VAMPIRES." The studio execs go wild.

this book is set in Portland and the audiobook narrator keeps saying "Gliss-awn" smdh

copper mine went dry

Basically any Tony Scott/Denzel Washington movie. You can just pick one out of a hat, they're all highly dad-coded and good as hell.

I am regularly reminded that the scout troop I was in as a kid was extremely atypical in the best possible way, it eschewed basically all of the worst parts of the organization and emphasized all the best. For example, I didn't know until today that the scouts had a partnership with the military.

🎵 If you want to find the anti-tank shell, I know where it is, I know where it is, I know where it is. 🎵 www.militarytimes.com/veterans/mil...

oh god I left my headphones at home. I'm gonna have to work while being able to hear my coworkers. i might actually die

i know i've been pretty quiet but here's the result of my January: a totally handmade, fully-functional marionette created for a local winter-themed puppet show. she's called the Winter Maw & she'll eat you alive, just like real winter

WinCo is great, pride of the NW and all that, but the lines can be kinda slow and sometimes you end up stuck next to an old guy that can't wait to share his thoughts on "the orientals"

Sound up for rumbles

Ghanian poster for HELLRAISER (1987)

Okay but here's the thing: Morrowind is the last game Bethesda made that was actually mechanically fun to play, and it absolutely still is. Their games since then have their strengths, but none of those strengths are "engaging with the gameplay mechanics."

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Anyone want to buy my idea for the next Heated Rivalry? It's a steamy historical drama about King James I of England and his Assorted Twinks. I'll let you have it for $40mil

Data visualization: Every human language, from modern day back through protolanguage to a hypothetical common origin. Accurate, sourced, possibly complete. Includes sign language! Tap or mouse over to highlight individual branches; many also have more info. 🛌 this project has been a beast

Now that Greg Bovino has been vanquished, his life force will be redistributed equally amongst all the other Gregs. This process will continue until only one impossibly powerful Greg remains. He will rule us, so we must pray he is benevolent.

In Minnesota winters you see these things called "icicles" which is when ice is dangling, hanging down from a lamppost over the street, and I think that's beautiful

Opossums are so cool you should be nice to them

This book is good as hell, and the audiobook is also really well done. It actually jump scared me a couple times, which is not something I'm used to getting from a novel!

I just finished Blood in The Machine by @bcmerchant.bsky.social and like. I've known for a while that the Luddites were right, but goddamn they were REALLY fuckin right. Good book, check it out, torch a data center