This is why they want us talking about day care scams.

Ahem

Feel like these things are somehow related

Managed solution in unmanaged environment Layering issues Channels Verticals Argle bargle SSCCRRRUUUUUUUMMM

Been gone from work for 10 days & my welcome back is cubicle neighbor who is super caffeinated & now has happy feet so it sounds like the start of a drum solo that never ever gets beyond BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

Pressure wash oh Pressure oh Makes dirty black socks on you you you…

Ain’t that a kick in the head…

This message hits hard.

“Sure, yeah, but you know who’s a really OLD President…? Let’s catch up with Joe Biden” - corporate media

“the president seems to be using the doj to hide his years of involvement with the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history” feels like a story worth reporting on

Fact | You can't write something predicated in the utterly ludicrous assumption that white men are being excluded from publishing unless you are racist.

Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.

Boxing Day: Walked Ella Walked big dogs down trail (Sadie chased a coyote away) Moved more rocks in Mom’s Wall project (ongoing) Came home & pressure washed till dark Now: Savoring a martini El hombre esta cansado

Remember, the Secretary of Transportation is absolutely terrified of this subway system. Just mentioning the ACE line will reduce him to tears. And yet ...

Anyway. They spent the last decade telling us STEM degrees were the future and the Humanities were worthless then they spent hundreds of billions of dollars to build a glitchy Humanities robot.

Republicans want to kill the post office and the media is there for it, which is why you have never seen a news story about how the police department has never turned a profit and is a waste

[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service

The Injustice Department finds and dumps a million more Epstein documents on 12/24. It's a Christmas miracle! Or more evidence of a cover up.

Have yourself a merry little Christmas Make the Yuletide bright Dunk on Mark Cuban until he starts to cry For gaslighting on healthcare and on UBI And have yourself a merry little Christmas tide

Take every excuse you can get to cook a delicious meal, hug your loved ones, give to others, and spread light in the darkest part of the year.

Stewart’s expressions during Potter’s sales pitch (& Barrymore’s timing) are perfect. Then comes the scene where Mary says they are expecting: “Is it a boy or a girl?” “MM-HM!” Magic

Christ on a bike, this is brilliant. And disgustingly historically accurate. 10/10

Dickens took 5 chapters and 4 ghosts just to say what we now say in a hashtag. #bekind

[fetches out very heavy sigh] SO. Wife says fam is going to Church of the Highlands Christmas™️ Extravaganza tomorrow: “You don’t have to go” “OK. I don’t want to” “It’s ok” [1.06 seconds pass] “Why don’t you want to”

And if you'd rather not read all that, here's Cake Weather again: channel-6.ghost.io/bonus-thing-...

DAD I CAN BE ON THE SWING TOO SADIE CAN DO TRICKS OVER THERE REALLY IT’S FINE ARE YOU TRYING TO TAKE A NAP OR WHAT

Smothered covered and diced

You will be visited by 3 spirits

I still have my very 1st guitar pick, which is now approaching 50 years old

After the loss to FSU, I thought we would maybe win 4 games All our talent would transfer Now? WE IN THE ROSE BOWL #RollTide

It’s officially Christmas vacation for me now so we back baking the pie

it is terrifying and awful that this passed the House with any Dem support at all (and once again, the continued leadership support for Cuellar is unconscionable) call your senators and make absolutely sure this dies in the Senate, lives are on the line trans people deserve so much better

The Onion, 23 years ago. theonion.com/no-blood-for...

well, as a member of the AAP for the past 21 years, I would like to cordially invite RFK Jr. to fuck himself sideways with a cactus.

oh look a real unemployment problem

Daughter dressed as an Elf today. Principal said “we need you to do the dance too”:

Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.

“Well… it’s not gonna be a good look when he’s saying he can be all Independent now & then 1st day in office we roll out the new ‘Trump gets 10% of everything upfront & his name on all the money’ plan…”

flipped the TV on and CBS morning news is on, with one story after another about current mass shootings (Brown, Australia, a party in Brooklyn last night), then the anchors mention that today is actually the anniversary of Sandy Hook. what a world we live in

My most fundamental belief is that we do not have to live like this.

I shouldn’t have to share this article as much as I do. Sending condolences to all friends and family and loved ones from the Brown Shooting today. www.newsweek.com/2025/07/18/f...

Spent most of today cleaning out Mom’s barn while her grand dogs supervised but occasionally napped inside. Then we went down the woods to brother’s hunting camp for a cookout. These 2 were worn out

GUYS Been a long fun day w distant family. More than 1 mention today about how surreal things in dreams seem so normal somehow Walking Ella a bit ago, misty foggy outside, almost home & saw neighbors had guests - 3 young women Latter Day Saints oohed n aahed over Ella then tried to recruit me

Kenny Rogers was a time traveling agent whose cover was pop country singer. He let the mask slip in 1979 though with “if you’re gonna play the Gameboy, you gotta learn to play it right”

Can’t get to Birmingham for fam reasons today but you can still stream it - All you need to do is go to www.dougjones.com/livestream and we’ll have a live feed from the event starting at 5pm CT.

'AI is coming' I tell the museum stakeholders as I proudly cut the ribbon of our new Artificial Insemination exhibition

OK, sat down to read Heard what sounded like gunshots in distance Now hearing not 1 but 2 helicopters circling Off to make sure everything is locked up tight

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross