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At Mom’s neighborhood HOA meeting and woo the populace is in a MOOD about these ‘violations’ letters Board better speed along to the door prizes then flee

Has Operation Peace With Honor started already…? Or is this just the latest chapter of Operation Game the Markets?

Slightly diminish a book: Spleen of Darkness

Taking youngest to his last week of high school then stopping for ChickFilA gift cards for teachers then heard this flashback so let’s all appreciate it properly by belting it out in traffic: YOU’RE MOTORIN’ WHAT’S YOUR PRICE FOR FLIGHT

Also: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhq7...

Some from other countries may flee to Mexico.

ayer fue el día internacional del jazz y me olvidé de subir esta belleza así que la subo ahora 🎷

OK, beverage check (Judgement free zone, it’s a homemade Hendricks martini with available glassware)

happy may day! every right you have as a worker was written in blood ❤️

[extremely irritated Nick Saban voice] AIGHT WTF IS THIS “PUSH FOR RAW MILK INTENSIFIES” HEADLINE BULLSHIT THAT I KEEP SEEING EVERYWHERE AND WHO EXACTLY ARE THE DIPSHITS DOING THE PUSHING

For International Jazz Day: www.youtube.com/watch?v=cb2w...

Supreme Court Overturns ‘Right v. Wrong’ https://theonion.com/supreme-court-overturns-right-v-wrong-1819573211/

OK so we gonna build a data center. Out of that set of ruins…? Yep Below a dam Hydro power baby On a river that has had historic floods Not lately Where there’s no infrastructure at all for it www.wsfa.com/2026/04/29/h...

john roberts has fulfilled his life's work and fully dismantled the crowning achievement of the civil rights movement. these fucking neo-confederate freaks need to be driven from power forever

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Film you've watched more than six times with gif. hard mode: no star wars, star trek, lotr, dc, marvel, disney, pixar, dreamworks, spielberg, cameron, wachowskis, or ghibli

Today, two (two!) men ran sub two-hour marathons for the first time in human history and the news is nowhere to be found on the ESPN or Sports Illustrated home pages. One of the greatest feats in sports history and it’s less important than the final round of the NFL Draft.

The only thing left to do when you’re stuck in an unpopular war of your own creation, inflation is through the roof, jobs are evaporating, and your poll numbers are in the gutter is to stage another fake assassination attempt.

Forced prison labor. For profit prisons. Violated constitutional rights. And 13A still allows for US slavery. www.al.com/business/202...

every few months, americans are asked to resume their banquet and pretend a shooting didn't just happen

I think everyone should work at least one customer service job. Fast food, retail, whatever it is. It would get rid of the majority of entitlement issues that seem to be a growing problem.

To all my trans homies: you are beautiful, you are loved, and your existence is not up for fucking debate.

hey another coinkydink "Traders Placed $430M Bets Minutes Before Trump Extended Iran Ceasefire" oilprice.com/Latest-Energ...

Saw same garbage truck twice this week & neither time could get a pic of the back where someone scrawled: FREE POOTT Dunno who POOTT Or is it POO (pi symbol) ? is but someone added FREE above it Need to make some merch, POOTT deserves Justice too

“Iran Ceasefire Extended As Peace Talks Stumble”…? WTF “Iran Declines To Hold ‘Peace’ Talks With Inflexible Dickhead Playground Bullies” Fixed it for you

“You bet I do.”

“I’m pretty confident that the children have always & will always yearn for the mines”

The Infowars news is funny, yes. But more importantly, it is an outright rebuke of Alex Jones' evil. It's testament to the strength and resilience of the Sandy Hook families who survived this bullshit for more than a decade as well as the Onion, which didn't give up on this for the last 18 months.

Articles about Jared Kushner's diplomatic role with Iran that mention Kushner has received billions from the Saudi government (2/28-4/19): NYT: 5 of 58 WashPost: 1 of 43 WSJ: 0 of 40 AP: 0 of 26 CNN Wire: 0 of 18 NY Post: 0 of 17 Chicago Tribune: 0 of 4 LA Times: 0 of 4 Boston Globe: 0 of 2

Early Seinfeld episode where the gang is comparing who’s the biggest idiot & Jerry says “I wonder if any store is still open, was thinking of buying a new TV, then smashing it over my head…” Somehow ran my own truck battery all the way down last night. Happy Monday

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

I’M A LUMBERJACK AND I’M OK

This is a dance off, if you see this, repost a dance or you’re eliminated. *The James Brown

Archaeologists in the Holy Land just uncovered a 3,000-year-old Israelite tablet… It reads: “Iran is only weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon.”

i think folks might be unfamiliar with "the pharisees", so let's make it clear: he's saying the jews run the press, and that they are conspiring to undermine the military. it's not just antisemitism, it's indistinguishable from nazism.

Pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa Pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa Ooma mow mow, papa, ooma mow mow A well a don't you know about the bird? Well, everybody's talking about the bird! A well a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

Mamdani: Democratic socialism viable anywhere. “...this is a politics that can flourish anywhere, because there is only one majority in this country – that’s the working class, and it’s time we have a politics that puts them at the heart of [public policy]..." www.commondreams.org/news/mamdani...

Food for thought .... "When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist." - Helder Camara -

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Can’t speak the words on your lips Drench yourself in posts unspoken Live your life with arms wide open Today is where your book begins The rest is still…

Your reminder, and you young folks may not relate to this, that America without black people is Pat Boone singing Little Richard songs.

Jim Jordan is commenting on Eric Swalwell's sexual misconduct allegations. Jordan was assistant wrestling coach at Ohio State while team doctor Richard Strauss sexually abused at least 177 athletes. Multiple wrestlers testified under oath they told Jordan. He did nothing. He was never charged.

Hey, so ICE is still kidnapping and disappearing people in the United States. Just because they got quieter about it doesn't make it okay. Abolish ICE. Chinga la Migra.

Scattered smothered covered & diced, please & thank you

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Get your skates on people www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F06...