like 200 of my closest bros since like 1994 and like, hjtm still being a thing randomly used on the reg

wdyt? is it better to have a business (gas station) that's closed midnight-6am in a high crime/drug traffic area overnight or one that is open 24h?

truly cannot be arsed today

baltimore ppl : where is the sewage smell coming from? madison park stanksssssssss

got my period on a full moon. maximizing my powers for q4

10/10 read

Do I crack out my age olde Trout Mask Replica costume to go see SunRa for their Halloween show?

Oh don’t worry made the most tiny of work oops and now spiraling that I’m going to be in big bad trouble even tho I’m beloved. Ye olde toxic work environments and worse bosses will haunt you until you die.

Remember, remember — the xeroxed tofutti cutie free box coupon

These are elite

i'm sleepy. rt if u'd tuck me into bed and do some chores/workwork while i had a quick kip

hazbin hotel is trending and i read it as habbo hotel and let me tell you, the memory rollercoaster of bco'ers harassing children is a doozy to have.

i have "for whom the bell tolls" in my head rn. what's in yrs?

Somebody should do something about all the problems

Adrenaline dumps after working yourself to death for 2 weeks straight is super fucked up. Who wants to have spaghetti brains that they’re not working!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sunday monday working days tuesday wednesday working days thursday friday working days saturday, working day — doing all the work 4u

uhhh i guess it's too late to start phoning in my job and being mediocre.

i can't believe the ice cream truck plays "do your boobs hang low". won't somebody protect the children!??!!!!!!

Selling this was only ever about limiting the ability to see Palestinians being murdered in real time. This has been laid bare, but it no longer matters, and they China will now transfer ownership to a series of purveyors of the American surveillance state, and war crimes will no longer be visible.

Showing this to my nephew everytime he says uhhh acktuallyhgh

Lmao they crashed Grindr at the funeral I am cackling

My calves hurt from climbing on ladders and that can be the first thing I will let a male do over me. Ladders suck.

10000 times a day my ear itches and I convince myself there’s a bug chilling in my noggin

Hello spiral, my old friend

Look who came with

how am i 1000 years old and only just got told at the dentist that i have torus mandibularis

those tiny fridges with the plastic shit branded foods breaks my gd brain. why. also it's for adults? what are you doing with this? go touch grass

luigi tiktok is about to get spicy again

what's up, headache

Pussy Vehicle Accident is my new band name

lol at my guts that are already messsssed up and the jerk ribs currently on the grill

anyone else has a diet consisting of saltines, toast and gatorade the past week +?

you would think instead of focusing on the worst stock library and shitty AI, adobe would be interested in fixing type-on-a-path so you can put text around a circle without having text read backwards or having multiple text boxes

Closed all of my inactive iOS chrome tabs and mourning all of the things I will forget that I wanted to remember

I long for low res tv. Too many pixels. I hate it. Bring back depth pls.

i understand that our attention is divided as a nation but i do need everyone to know that henry winkler is on a fishing trip

There was another school shooting in the US today.

weird he didnt have anything to say about fucking high schoolers oh well

this is the funniest lede of all time

takin it to the streets is such a weird jaunty song about rising up

petition to make the doobie bros "takin' it to the streets" the F/W2025 anthem of our discontent

Taurus: All your prayers will be answered this week! The answer will be no.