Dear Baltimore bsky. If you know anyone in madison park 21217, have them message me. Thanks!

If you buy your kid a $1k winter jacket you need to stfu

Petition to rewind to Friday

Akkuma, a devilish purple bear from outer space who has settled in Hokkaido, rocks out.

My new memoir : What it’s like Being Dogs Favorite

Incredibly Rare 'White Auroras' Over Finland ================================

Poopers at the Gates of Dawn

Wow 20/20 really getting to the bottom of JFK with this special. I can’t believe Trump’s dad killed JFK!?!?

A tshirt from gap US for $70 is fucking nuts. Keep your shitty plainass tshirt

Does anyone have one of those egg shaped sci-fi massage chairs? I’m so tired of my body aching

do you think my boss' boss was mesmerized by how i looked during our meeting today?

thanks giphy

Stoned and very happily reading articles on ankylosing spondylitis. Medicine is so cool.

I need someone to talk about my ideas to before I bring them up at work

How often do you need to hold your couch cushions in place to stop the sofa from devouring your catdog

USA Photo of the year

Legit thought Cheney died years ago.

Windig

Sudafed Mothers Temple

can you even believe all of the super cosmic music this cold has fucked me out of this week between MA's sun ra and acid mothers temple?!

BALTIMORE!!!!!! i'm still sick!!!! looks like no SUN RA for me — seated table up for grabs for tonight @ 7:30 — Keystone Korner Baltimore baltimore.org/event/sun-ra...

attn Baltimore: Ekiben restaurant is giving free meals to furloughed government workers, no questions asked.

Donated $100 to my local food bank today. It’ll go so much further than old canned green beans.

Free ticket going for acid mother’s temple tonite in Baltimore. Too sick to go!! HMU!!

being in a sleeper cell sounds so relaxing

granted, everyone in my house is sick — but turning the heating on already is a bitch ass move, heaty

smartsheet's down—let's all go back to bed

My sciatic nerve has been trapped for like a year. Someone pls pop my L hip joint

Taurus: Things aren’t as bad as they seem, they’re worse.

Dumped stinky plant fertilizer water from one end of my living room to the other and now my living room stinks but too sick to clean it up

Thinking about being the first person to take themselves out over a cold.

good time to repost this

I have to clean my house and do life admin but also can’t be fucked

Go ahead and go to a No Kings protest. Take and post selfies, it's fine. Don't photograph anyone else's face without their permission. You don't need a burner phone. But turn off FaceID and touchID on your phone. Write your lawyer's phone number on your calf with a sharpie.

enter your email to read this article? no thanks, rather die stupid.

RIP to a man with a biblically accurate laugh.

New email sign off, for anyone who needs one:

Adolf Jizman Czech Republic, Church Books, 1552-1981

"Are my hot flashes due to an estrogen imbalance or a rapidly warming planet hastened by unaccountable oil barons who own our elections?"

Hey Georgia! @hankgreen.bsky.social has a convincing pitch for why you should vote AGAINST THE REPUBLICANS in the upcoming Georgia Public Service Commission special election! Potentially save consumers money, kick out some Rs, feel good! YOUR VOTE WILL COUNT HUGELY! www.youtube.com/watch?app=de...

young mark mothersbaugh will always be the absolute ultimate pinnacle of HJTM.

they dont think this they just want you to

Never 4get #Baltimore #fuckchristophercolumbus

Hell yeah lol

Upped the punks w my neighbor last night

And we all stressed

like 200 of my closest bros since like 1994 and like, hjtm still being a thing randomly used on the reg

wdyt? is it better to have a business (gas station) that's closed midnight-6am in a high crime/drug traffic area overnight or one that is open 24h?