Why is the hardest thing in the world brushing my teeth before bed

the us hates immigrants because immigrants are the only us residents with memories of countries that measure themselves by how their present situation affects the actual individual human beings in that country at that time and not the contemplative beauty of the ideas it generates

Really crashing out today over the state of… everything

The vibe in my house today is ~not good~

I swear a Bay Area 40° is colder than a Midwest 20°

For the first time in parenthood both kids prefer Eric over me. So weird.

Doing a deep dive on my ancestors in Lille, France, who were allegedly counts/knights and crap. Anyway my like 4th great uncle was in the French imperial army (as a guard of honor) under napoleon and I think he died in battle! He definitely died in Germany while his Calvary was there.

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She’s so great when she’s not sucking

God of course the weekend that my Cincinnati aunt and uncle are visiting us/my Sonoma uncle my kids have like 738394943$ activities all of a sudden

lol

rip claude :(

Dreams by the cranberries is so good

Great sunset tonight

My daughter reports that there are about 50 therians and furries at her middle school

Great news everyone! I finally got a medical professional to take my perimenopause seriously and I am starting on HRT, specifically estrogen patch (continuous) and progesterone pills (last half of cycle) 🤞

Do you have separate white and red wine glasses? What other specific glasses for alcohol do you have?

I have diagnosed myself with hantavirus btw

Found another one

World’s biggest turkey

Today I learned that jammin jim is bulk ordering frozen goetta shipped from Cincinnati on a regular basis (he brought me some in a little cooler)

Within 2 hours of jammin jim arriving in the bay, at old spaghetti factory* a man approached him, said he looked familiar, and invited him to an open mic night in Pinole *just to clarify that my kid insisted on this restaurant, jim wanted kbbq

I spent nearly all day cleaning up after a mouse and why the fuck didn’t these pretty ladies do their job

Good morning

Crabs Vodka Homosex 🤔

Pretty sure there are no movies that take place in Springfield Missouri. This might be the closest I can get

Teacher friends: a (mostly) vapid influencer does a big giving Tuesday thing every year- it’s teacher wishlists that her followers (including me) clear. In the past years I think they all got cleared. Here’s a link if you want to sign up: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

Weird now I have a “clinical research” calendar

gofund.me/d2c309d9d I can't believe this is happening. Stevie is ill and is in the hospital. His fever is so high that he needs constant care. $4000+ later, we are tapped out. He is still eating & drinking, which is a good sign. It's not his time to go, but without help, we can't keep fighting.

My impression is that everything is in very large portions and also seems very expensive/not a deal. Also it started out empty but was a fuckin zoo of inconsiderate shoppers by the time I left

Today for my single unemployed chore I will be going to Costco, a place I have not been to in years due to my history of buying crap I don’t need

Did anyone else get a “fitness” calendar added to the calendar app on their iPhone? I definitely did not add it and have no idea where it came from. It had meditation and yoga classes with locations but no addresses and it appears to come from eastern time?

I have started corresponding with a second cousin on my dad’s side who is somehow way more into genealogy than me!! He’s like my age too We are going to solve the mystery of where in England our 4th great grandfather who has our last name came from!

I’m officially unemployed! It’s a good thing, company is closing and I got a nice severance. Do not even want to think about applying and interviewing for a new job but I potentially have something with a (former) coworker who already started a new job

@costabiled.bsky.social’s guilt trippy Duolingo nudge really got me today I’m so mad it works

I have another migraine, it’s been lurking since Friday but really popped off today. I hate this!!!!

Uhhhh Br Nick is getting transferred to a mission on a reservation All I can say is that in the year 2025 I hope they do more good than harm

Is anyone else’s cat obsessed with the dishwasher when it’s running? Both Amy and baby are

this is so lit

Has anyone ever taken a pet to the vet and NOT been riddled with extreme guilt

I’m sure like Dallas or Houston or wherever they actually belong will mot be welcoming them with open arms lol

There is nothing I hate more than getting ready for bed Except maybe cleaning a litterbox or washing dishes

I have never, in any real sense, gone hungry. I think if this describes your life experience you can’t have opinions about our devious society’s decision to starve vulnerable people.

Wow ok we went through 12 bags of candy (of various sizes) last night

Omg this reminds me that last weekend my 11 year old daughter told me and Jessica (who is one of the world’s biggest cure fans and was actually wearing a shirt at the time) that… Olivia Rodrigo has a new album out with a man and it’s called Friday I’m in Love

Apparently I volunteered to be a FNB chapter cofounder last night lol Worse things to party promise I guess I’m pretty excited tbh!

Last night was wild

Happy Halloween! Br Nick posted this lolololol

Please enjoy baby Norma Jean

newsom: i’ve said a ton of transphobic shit. i regularly pal around with some of the worst right wingers in the land liberals on here: what a great guy