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Still have a headache and kids
Is it actually possible for me to eat and not dribble shit down the front of my shirt? Not looking like it
2 days ago
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With extreme skepticism I made overnight oats last night and I shockingly donāt hate them this morning?
3 days ago
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A reminder to homeowners and landlords of Santa Cruz on a very windy morning: youāre responsible for trimming your palm trees. Kind of a terrifying dog walk this morning tbh
3 days ago
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I deleted TikTok bc itās addictive but now my phone is boring
4 days ago
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Trader Joeās employees are too chatty. I know theyāre told to be but omfg itās Sunday at 3pm letās get in and get out of here
4 days ago
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Hi itās gardening season
4 days ago
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Have had thank u next stuck in my head for days
6 days ago
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Having a garden is the best thing in the world after having a dog
9 days ago
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The best way to get your seeds to pop up is to wait for weeks and give up and then go buy starts at the garden store and then when you get home youāll have seedlings waiting for you
11 days ago
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If youāre a mom you shouldnāt have to say happy Motherās Day to any moms. Exempt.
11 days ago
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The most difficult person in the group chat continues to be incredibly difficult
14 days ago
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I had really missed having a garden
16 days ago
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Watched Arrival with my kids tonight and had a great time. Also look at this BANGING spaghetti and meatballs I made. Garlic toast by my oldest. Good night all around.
17 days ago
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Garbage trucks shouldnāt be out before 6am
21 days ago
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I love yardwork! This was so satisfying. Iāll fill and plant those wine barrels tomorrow
27 days ago
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Itās Friday morning but why isnāt it yet Friday afternoon
27 days ago
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No one wants to hear about dreams and Iāll spare you but Iām walking around in a fog this morning bc they were so weird and intense
28 days ago
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Pukey Suzuki (fka Jolie Laide)
29 days ago
Hello Portland friends! If you work in area bars, please be on the lookout for this creep, ART SANTANA who drugs, sexually assaults & beats women. Street justice is cool. Curb jaw? I didn't see nothing.
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Part of why Iām a happy single parent and my kid doesnāt need to learn this āŗļø
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29 days ago
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When you beg for a walk but itās raining
about 1 month ago
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My neighborhood is the best in the spring
about 1 month ago
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Extremely telling that they prominently have GRIEVANCE FORM linked on their home page. I guarantee a judge made them do that.
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about 1 month ago
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I need to walk my dog and also make dinner and god why do you give your most difficult tasks to me
about 1 month ago
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How long until my body gets used to riding a bike again / do I just need a different seat that doesnāt bruise my crotch?
about 1 month ago
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Cigna should have to pay me to call them to ask if drs are covered by my plan or not
about 1 month ago
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Got my order and this is now officially the brightest sweatshirt I own
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about 1 month ago
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This is so deeply familiar and sad to me
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about 1 month ago
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Grumpy at having a 745am meeting this morning. Am I up anyway? Not the point!
about 1 month ago
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Turns out I am not in biking shape since I sold my old one during a move and I just got very exhausted from an old loop I used to do all the time. Whew.
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about 1 month ago
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I drank my second container of prep for my colonoscopy and wow I feel terrible but I did it
about 1 month ago
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Kashana
about 1 month ago
Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.
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Oh why donāt I already do this?? Iām going to do this.
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about 1 month ago
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Guess what I hate colonoscopy prep
about 1 month ago
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Bought myself a used bike to cheer myself up and get excited for summer. Havenāt had a bike in a couple years.
about 2 months ago
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Best Passover food is matzo bark, fight me on it
about 2 months ago
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Fun part of insomnia - was already awake for that earthquake?
about 2 months ago
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Rabbit rabbit Iām up with insomnia
about 2 months ago
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Got two boxes !
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about 2 months ago
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Everyone wish me luck as I last minute try and find some non Israeli matzo š«
about 2 months ago
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Matthew Gertz
about 2 months ago
"Israel" doesn't start with a J.
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Dog beach was poppin this morning and as usual Maggie mostly ignored everyone but me
about 2 months ago
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Making broth for tonightās soup and getting pumped for another Shabbat off screens
about 2 months ago
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Is doing a lot of chores avoiding my anxiety or is it how I deal with it
about 2 months ago
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Ari Dublion
about 2 months ago
We could all use a 3 day week and a 3 day Shabbat
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Saw Project Hail Mary with my space loving teen and we loved it (he read the book twice)
about 2 months ago
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Iāve been off coffee for a couple weeks after a particularly bad IBS flare and Iāve been doing mostly better but am sluggish today so drinking a cup before a date at the beach with gross bathrooms is absolutely what I should do right
2 months ago
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Actively looking forward to turning my phone off at sundown
2 months ago
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This in: jumping in the ocean on a hot day is still a great idea
2 months ago
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Itās unbelievable how loud the garbage trucks are and for how long it takes them to get their shit and get out of here
2 months ago
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If itās this fucking hot in march, what hell will this summer be?
2 months ago
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