can anyone explain to me why no king size comforter is big enough for my king size bed and what size i have to fuckin get so it sufficiently drapes over the side

underwhelmed by the arby’s gobbler. my family is requesting privacy at this time

just saw matthew schaefer score a goal. what’s better than this

turns out i have the U-Haul app installed?

Nassau County pays the country’s highest taxes so facist scumbags like Bruce Blakeman and his henchpeople can pretend to be Lee Marvin protecting a wagon train. And NY Dems take their cut and let them do it. Sadly, racism has been baked into Long Island from the time of the Native Americans.

my old clacky keyboard broke yesterday and it has taken up a shocking amount of my head space. do i just buy the same thing again or take the time to address what i didn’t like about it? aah

i genuinely don’t remember the last time i saw the islanders win a shootout!

what am i going to do with my hideous Player’s Weekend jersey that reads “NIMMS” on the back??

what external do i get these days if i just need a Big Backup Drive

we are seeing The Faint live in 2025 and frances is finger point singing for the encore

post on snlreelz on instagram reminded me about paul westerberg on SNL in 1992. does kind of kill the mystique that the replacements were banned in the 80s when you get the Main Guy and he does a replacements song, but hey! good performance. youtu.be/Wi-CutigiZI?...

The Landry Shamet Era™️

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

this might clock to like two people on the timeline but i’m seeing minus the bear live, they started playing pachuca sunrise, and i instinctively started doing the Hechicero orb hand thing. you know the one. it made sense.

I didn't check to see if anyone did this already, sorry if that's the case

soon.

anyway i’d like any homeowners in queens to make good on their promise to leave. i’m ready to come back

sad to report i have no choice but to leave new york city

eating peanut m&ms “for the protein”

white boys* about to go crazy over this one *it is me, i am white boys

highly recommend being in bed from 21:00-06:00 whatever your local time is. i think this is the first morning i haven’t been tired in like a month.

using cutting edge 3D printing technology, scientists have been able to reproduce the voice box of an ancient mummy, and reconstruct what must have sounded like when alive:

*clears throat* bathew marzal

HOUSE LEAK HOUSE LEAK HAPPY SUNDAY HOUSE LEAK

matthew schaefer, my beloved

jump scare as i walked into the living room

well, laura, i am a constituent of yours and his policies will have no affect on me, a nassau county resident. which is a shame, as they are good policies, unlike what we have going on in nassau. mind your own fucking business on this and pay attention to your own district

i mean credit where it’s due

well with my blue and orange team’s season ending prematurely, in just a month i have TWO MORE blue and orange teams to disappoint me!

what kind of fool would say this

walked into costco this morning and they had novavax. i am not a Pharma Brand Loyalist or anything but getting that shot last year was the only time i haven’t felt shitty the next day. ymmv

just received an INCOMPREHENSIBLE pair of texts from @aeche.bsky.social. stare into the face of chaos: youtu.be/lxfd9MF601Y

they have also done it to “condition oakland”

guy crowdsurfing during jawbreaker’s “jet black” is now permanently burned into my brain

tony you cannot do this to me

People who aggressively dismissed broader economic and systemic concerns from the left and became morbidly obsessed with trans people and pronouns for years: Over the years the left has focused too much on their pronouns and not enough on the economy and our pressing systemic problems

if the new york metros were gonna lose one game from the padres series, at least it was the game sponsored by OpenAI?

i’m sober for ten years as of today. it’s wild! it’s hard to comprehend! i have a lot of things i’m thinking and feeling about it, most of it is good!

mets game notification that hit my phone felt like a friggin threat

mets alumni classic game ended in a 2-2 tie, which is fitting as i cannot remember the last time i have seen a Mets Win of any sort

shout out to this absolute queen taking multiple photos of the most replacement-level ballpark hot dog you have ever seen in your life

they gotta axe the queens crew dance squad man. it’s tough

like in the men’s room. i didn’t just piss on his feet

i just peed next to bobby valentine?

while i’m relieved iphone preorder times moved from 3am EDT to 8am EDT, i really would’ve liked to be able to say “who up vaping they chambers rn”

Unironic Heath Ledger Joker Leg Tattoo

d’yer mak’er is like, spiritually a ska song right? you can hear it.