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They found the guy ET was based on, the real guy who looked like that, and he's a Florida state senator now. He voted yes on a bathroom ban.

When your cat looks in another direction for a minute and you're puzzled about what has their attention, that's when it's addressing the audience. If you read Garfield you'd understand that's the beat where it's thinking about something really funny, at your expense, making you look like an idiot

Units. www.liketotally80s.com/2015/05/units/

We've lined long enough to see Courtney Love posting AI slop videos of Pomeranians

I've been thinking about Bulbasaur in the Criterion Closet for the past few weeks

Currently on my mind: how, in the '80s, if you asked my friend Dawn what time it was, she'd answer "half past a monkey's ass, quarter till his dick"

Salt: wow, that's some good shit

I can't believe cardinals exist. Like, it's a BRIGHT RED bird? Just here in the midwest, not in the tropics? And it just hangs around the city and sings its beautiful songs????

Narduwar should be at The Met Gala

can you imagine if Warren Beatty had dating apps when he was 25

omfg

I remember when the sidewalks and the sides of every single street everywhere were just a sea of cig butts

this was a good one

How is Smash Mouth not Canadian? Has a band ever had a more Canadian aura?

It’s really funny that the most despised shooter this weekend is Klay Thompson

Jim is short for Jimothy

I am doll parts mall cop Paul Blart

"rock and roller cola wars, I can't take it anymore" would be a really good suicide note

If you are the guy (and there's always one) yelling joke "requests" at a band between songs, please know that is not the hilarious jape you think it is

HEY CHICAGO HOW BOUT THAT THUNDER JFC MAN

Nardwuar hands me a polaroid of a closed coffin. "What is... is that me?" He's doing that face to the camera. "Is that me Nardwuar?"

🥲

Johnny Cash vox: I lost another high school friend to an MLM today

You cannot tell me these are two different people

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

I ain't reading all that. Happy for you tho. Or sorry that happened

Echo and the Bunnythey/them

I hear there's a job opening for the position of Ketamine Queen

First of all, Bugs would not begin by announcing that he doesn’t care who this offends. Bugs lives a life of carefree disregard towards cultural norms.

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People don't wear undershirts like they used to

Visiting my parents. Guess what i just did?

In 1991, I had a dream that The Cure released a new album called "Sorry, Drips, Line Up Dry" and I've never forgotten it

from the "I'm dumb as hell" files: I just saw a picture of Tyler Perry and thought, "god, that guy looks just like Medea"

I want to hate Salvador Dali bc he was such a corny guy but he was really cooking with those paintings

social media was a mistake.

Leonard Cohen had hoes

I’m at ICE HQ

Snack homies fash

Something I really hate are band names that come from other bands' lyrics.

Anyway women are socialized into the belief that being partnered with men is what gives their lives meaning, and basically no woman’s real life begins until she manages to decondition that idea.

My mom: "What band is this?" Me: "Pavement." My mom: "PAVEMENT???? That's the stupidest name ever. I'm gonna start a band called ASPHALT ASSHOLE"

Before I knew what the Italian horn was, I'd see it on people's necklaces and think it was supposed to be a sexy shapely leg

"We Are Young" by fun. (sic)

If I made u a friendship pin, would u put it on your shoe?

I only stay on FB to heart the photos of coyotes people post in the neighborhood group