OK I'll say it. WTF happened to Girl Scout cookies this year? They all taste like nothing but palm oil now.

🎶I own the soundtrack to "Judgment Night" And every track is quite aight Including Faith No More w/ T.R.I.B.E. of Boo-Yaa 🎶Mudhoney and Sir Mix-A-Lot Played "Freak Momma", that jam was hot And Cypress Hill with both Pearl Jam and Sonic Youth-a 🎶Hallelujah, hallelujah

Velvet Underground - "The Gift"

Amy Winehouse: HER, I miss

It's 2026: do you think Karen Kepplewhite is still the world's best kisser?

was looking for something else and found this important post deep in my files

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Just 1. Raisins. They're not food; they're vine boogers

Literally not one person famous ever went to my high school

What is it about having a cold that makes me want to eat mountains of sugar?

🎶 All I need in this life of sin Is me and Good Trailcams 🎶

do ad agencies know they can make commercials without celebrity cameos?

From: [redacted] To: Jeffrey Epstein Subject: Yoda Attachments: Yoda.jpg

oh my god, Becky, look at her butt

Goo flying over the security fence on her way to free everyone ICE has kidnapped

Seeing these two headlines side-by-side is really something

I will never listen to anything that calls itself "Biffy Clyro" ffs

TWO paczki for breakfast? Millions have tried and failed. They said it couldn't be done. I'm here to tell you it can.

I love Daft Punk

I lived through the tall bike and waxed mustache era and WE WON'T GO BACK

you: [stressing for days to send the perfect single email] billionaires: hi, . w=en r we mee&ting to do iLlegiL stuff , . ?

charlie brown once had hoes or should i say, they once had him

Fuckin… wut

This is not an "outbreak"! There is no such thing as a mushroom poisoning outbreak. If you want to forage and eat wild fungi, you need to do a lot of learning beforehand! Join your local club, find experts, get guidebooks, DO NOT RELY ON APPS OR AI to ID. Knowledge not fear-mongering

"Abolish ICE" was submitted 9,200 times for Chicago's snowplow naming contest, records show. buff.ly/ZH1qaAO

This is like your boss giving a pizza party after your pay was docked and 60% of the team was fired

Families who wear the same outfits on trips or in photos: not necessarily right wing but right wing coded

The person who first invented gas station video ads is a sick troglodyte whose assets should be liquidated and sentenced to 5 years of full metal jacket style soap bar sock beatings

SweeTarts in order of best to worst: purple, blue, yellow, red, green. Thank you.

Friends don't let friends follow AltNPS

You Killed Me First (Richard Kern, 1985)

Joe Biden: 'memba him? What ever happened to that guy

Here's my 2016 throwback, that's me and @archivedspork.bsky.social in a basement

Once again I wake up and curse God for making me short

Will Smith is a person with deeply negative and unsettling vibes

Who are history's biggest sickos? A. People who don't use the top sheet B. People who leave their Venmo activity public

Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.

Other people go have a drink after a loss like this but Aaron Rodgers is going to go out there and get measles

everyone is wrong but me!

Avatar: Fart and Ass

This video satisfies my love of vintage skateboard footage, scary public information films, and KPM library music. Its soundtrack features John Cameron, Brian Bennett, Alan Hawkshaw, Mike Vickers and Clive Hicks youtu.be/f6Kvc7BRuiw

someone said big pharma should periodically release quaaludes for a limited time, like a narcotic mcrib

I know art and creativity will never die, but it's still hard not to feel like these things are dying

Deborah Vance has big Miss Piggy energy

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

Plurb your enthusiasm

I know there are more pressing issues in the world but if people don't stop overlining their lips' cupid's bow I'm gonna lose it. IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT. STOP IT

Eartha Kitt vox: Nepo baby