all good sex should be at least entertaining

we cant have shit no more. no privacy only ads.

The Free Press is discovering new levels of Telling On Yourself that scientists previously thought could not exist

declaring “we will win”. it’s gonna take work, lots Yes, we’re tired. But sign that ballot, check that voter registration, listen to folks in your communities, be there for them and then be there for the candidates you believe in, run for something, donate, show up, never give up. It’s up to us.

i wish i could BEAM my thoughts into the birds I feed. I'm sorry i scared you little pigeon at the mall, your nest is really bad and falling apart so I wanted to return a vital stick to you

having multiple kids is great but what if when you get to the egde of the nest one of them can't stick their neck out high enough for you to see the yellow of their beak so you can't feed them and they starve to death?

having square glasses is all fun and games until your coworker hits you with "look out for dahmer over here"

The government never announces that it has become fascist. Instead, it announces that anti-fascists are criminals.

the publishing industry wants me to like sprayed edges so bad but I've been cracking my books spines and dog earing pages since I was outta the womb. sorry king, I actually prefer my books a bit mangled

you ever watch a movie so dog shit it makes you feel vindicated for never seeing any of the directors other work? yeah, wuthering heights 2026

watched wuthering heights. category nine white woman moment.

intense character building through sex and intimacy. how they fuck DOES matter.

valentin,,, #ocs #nsfw

if a site asks for my ID, I'll delete my goddamn account. idgaf ill read a book

when i was a teenager, I was on social media. my parents didn't want me to be there. when I was approached sexually by adults, I didn’t tell them because I felt like was doing something wrong. So. I dunno. Food for thought.

as far as kid’s franchise filmmaking goes…the sonic the hedgehog movies aren’t bad

lesbian yearning time #ocs

happy valentines day to the gay ass birds feeding each other in the bird feeder in my yard

fuck JK Rowling, and fuck decisions made by company heads that destroy the lives & denigrate the work of everyone else in their company all because they have a boner for Harry Potter bullshit money. Absolute fucking incel loser behavior.

Man I'm so goddamn sick of ai. "Wahhh you can't have a reasonable conversation about ai on here," yeah maybe be mad about the two year parade of scam artists and financial charlatans and environmental ruiners who have radicalized everyone against the spell check that agrees with you

Ending this operation is not enough. We need justice and accountability. That starts with independent investigations into the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, economic restitution for businesses impacted, abolishing ICE, and the impeachment of Kristi Noem.

i count the "leopards weren't supposed to eat MY face" tweet as part of the canon of most influential political discourse texts

sometimes when I walk with my partner, I'll hear him bump his toes or something and I'll turn around instinctively and it always hits me that I'm no better than Orpheus. Even with the knowledge of his story, I'd still turn around.

If these MFers actually wanted to "protect kids", they would: Pass gun control Stop demonizing vaccines Fund education and healthcare Punish every single creep in the Epstein files Censoring the internet does nothing to actually help kids. It only makes them ignorant.

If you find yourself thinking or saying "I'm too tired to move", listen to me. That's exactly what these rich fucks want you to be, so they know they can keep abusing you. Sorry I know its tiring but you gotta get up. Look at Twitter and what complacency does. Discord is banking on the same thing.

every single person writing credulously about "elon will put people on the moon" should have to pin this post to their monitor

Tfa oplita inverse Spiders 💛🖤❤️🕷️ #Transformers #TransformersAnimated #TFA #OptimusPrime #ElitaOne #elita1 #blackarachnia #ArachnusPrime #Maccadam #oplita

If you really want Trump to be held accountable then you MUST vote in the midterm election regardless of what you think about the candidates. Voting Democrat holds the ONLY possibility of ridding your country of the malignant cancer occupying the White House now.

disco elysium is my favourite game ive ever played and unfortunately I can never recommend it to my gamer friends because its like recommending Ulysses to your fourth wing fans

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

No Kings includes Draft Kings

last night when i was at a metal gig in a bar, I was asked by a guy if I wanted a flier to a death metal gig. I told him "sorry, I don't listen to death, I'm a fake ass poser, I'm afraid" and he, very seriously said "nobody's a poser, man." And I dunno, I think I'll be thinking about him for a while

I've never understood the desire for a zombie apocalypse survival plan. First sign of zombie activity I'm killing myself. Especially if its Fast Zombies.

im at a pub with a metal band gig and somebody asked "does anybody have a lighter" and no joke the entire crowd had one

i love magpies. sometimes a raven will come into their territory and they'll all get together and start making loud annoying noises until he goes away

Stars-cream,,, #maccadam #transformers #starscream #transformersfanart

it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world

All media should be publicly or worker owned

me writing cosmic horror that utilizes different text sizes to show when the voice of God is present (the medium is the message)

today in shit my players did - pretend to be rabid to get out of a dungeon fight (Nat 20, the guards ran away) - kicked a mafia boss out the window (Dirty 26, she went out like a ragdoll)

Who is more jesus coded? optimus or jesus? #skybound #transformers #maccadam #optimusprime

i know like, legally, we can't prosecute people for being Harry Potter on main, but morally??? i think we have grounds

risque #ocs #nsfw

sure, #ocs

everybody can and should crack open a gothic novel every so often. everybody is insane, ghosts are there, everybody hates each other and everybody is fucking and its beautiful.

The gay hockey show has now been officially endorsed by Mark Carney, our Prime Minister. So. That's whats going on up North, btw

being disabled and neurodivergent is actually really funny. yeah um so fucked up they had to put me on meth and steroids to fix me

spiderman

sitting down and actually reading the classics really does make you feel gaslit by pop culture. how in the name of god is heathcliff being discussed as a "byronic hero" GIRL THE BYRONIC HEROES HAVE TO BE HEROES