We gotta imprison each of these shithead AI ceo's in a different data center like the minotaur

every time i try to write a fun rom com it turns into a black comedy about grief and the human condition. is this what the literary agents want

if i were to ever have the privilege of being sworn in to an office, i would choose a copy of Black Reconstruction

part of the genius of his major campaign ideas is that they can be deployed fairly quickly as tangible deliverables. they can help him build trust with voters as someone who does what he says he will do. and trust goes a long way!

I predict 2026 will be the stupidest year in US history. Not stupidest thus far. Like after this year there will never be a year this stupid again.

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I saw this on TV and it was the first moment I really believed that Woke 2 is coming.

Im so so so sorry to be hounding for help over and over but this year is ending on a very rough note for me. Im short on bills, funds for transportation to doctor appt & a procedure next week, and grocery money. I know i keep asking for help. Im sorry, I really am. Things keep happening.

The president led an attack on the Capitol because he lost the election. The Supreme Court made sure he would never face justice for this crime. The corrupt Supreme Court justices must be deported to a facility in Africa. Deport the court.

If I were this guy I would absolutely get sworn in on Karl Marx's personal copy of the Quran just to make losers have strokes

If we’ve learned anything these past few years, it's that: 1) Workers keep America going, not billionaires 2) Corporate profits don't trickle down to workers 3) Poverty is a policy choice 4) Health care is a human right 5) Strikes work Let's keep fighting for a better world.

thought about dispatch

I want to congratulate Planet Earth on successfully completing 4.54 billion revolutions around the sun thus far. Way to go, chap.

fuck I can't believe I totally neglected to make a lemon piglet, I have one more day to do it, omg

chat is it a recession indicator that nobody seems excited for the new year

that trend that's like "we choose our favourite characters because we can see ourselves in them" and chat, I dont know if I like what megatron is saying about me

IMO it's bad that people in the top echelons of government and business think ethics and integrity are Cringe and Woke because they're too dumb to understand why these things are important for political and economic stability- such stability itself perhaps a concept they're too dumb to care about

a molecule is a group of non-monogamous moles

blazer #dispatch #dispatchfanart

The heat

at some point, we really do need to reckon with the societal trauma of a 4 year pandemic

the "male loneliness epidemic" is an extension and end result of patriarchy. its a feature not a flaw.

My first experience w dispatch was seeing an essay thumbnail calling it slop and, being the educated hater I am, I decided to play it for myself. Anyway. i love it. its Flawed, yes, but man what a deeply dismissive way of discussing media

golden boy dub has so many good ones, but this one couldn't have been done more perfectly

using references always makes me feel like a fraud,,,,,,,, sorry,,,, i skipped my human dissection classes so I have to kind of guess at how the muscles work sometimes

Morning

Old version of this witch sketch:

marjorie taylor green believed in qanon which means i never have to take her seriously again even if her doctor found the right cocktail

finished warhound. i feel like i got hit by several busses.

growing up really does just make you realize how crazy your parents were. one time I felt myself getting mad at a teenager and I just went "Wait why am I getting heated at this child, I can legally go smoke weed right now" and yeah. itd be even crazier to be getting this mad at your kid.

Zelenskyy calls Russia’s claim of a strike on one of Putin’s residences a “complete fabrication,” a lie designed to sabotage diplomacy, justify more attacks on Kyiv, and excuse Moscow’s refusal to end the war. He warns the world must not stay silent as Russia tries to derail peace.

What is the actual plan for this? AI magically starts producing new industries that don’t exist in the next three months? The unemployed who have never done construction work start doing construction work? Nothing is pointing in this direction, except for elite spending on tennis seats and gambling.

hot take but i dont feel bad for the folks who took THIS long to realize trump is a fascist. Like yeah, steve, you voted fot a fascist. You're a fascist.

something very important for Dems to realize is that the tech overlords are not people you can win back by promising a lighter touch and saying a few nice things they’ve gotten a taste of mask-off fascism and they are not going back, they don’t want to play nice with the peons anymore

for the love of god, AI systems aren't "just tools that are neither good nor evil in and of themselves". AI systems *are* tools of capitalism. they exist as tools of capitalism. there is no AI system "in and of itself" outside of capitalism

warhound

been thinking abt how ava couldve been an ascendant dragon monk #jrwi #jrwifanart #jrwiriptide

i love following furry artists on here. i follow one person for a fetish we share and then i get to see people drawing fetishes i have never heard of or even dreamed of in my life

his unspoken rizz #dispatch

coming soon: DISPATCH FOIL CHARMS/HOLOGRAPHIC STICKERS!! if these do well, I'll make more characters! (I have ideas for Sonar, Malevola, and Coupe too) i had a lot of fun doing the rendering on waterboy's suit hehe #dispatch #flambae #waterboy #blondeblazer #invisigal

Inspired by RonBonDujon's (on YT) recent video about giving the G1 cast beast modes. I thought Cosmos as a Nautilus would be fitting. #Maccadams #Transformers

the unspeakble rizz of being a wet, awkward man with a stutter and bow legs.

prism and malevola reqs #dispatch

Don't think I ever posted this specific Rouge drawing and I don't know why. I dig it.

the strength zelensky demonstrates every day genuinely boggles the mind.

The strength of character zelensky has to sit there and let trump prattle on without attacking him is genuinely amazing. i am in awe of this man every day.

all bluesky not having an algorithm means is that all the adhd hyperfocus sickness of the mind posters finally don't get deboosted anymore; free of our shackles we can force everyone to read 50000 posts about blorbo a day every day

As we enter the New Year remember fear of making bad art is holding you back. Fear of people not liking your work is holding you back. Rejection is holding you back You'll make bad art, you'll have people not like your work, and you'll be rejected. Moving past it is half the job of being a creative

literally woke up with an idea for a mustang riza smut drawing and it will haunt me until i draw it

maybe I'm just an old man who has too much experience with people looking for you to save them but I absolutely cannot get behind Invisigirl as a romance option.