hey what’s up hellooo

Cant believe Halloween fell on 4/20 this year

strange and eerie things

what race is Yoda anyways

The pen is the only barrier between myself and utter destruction

AWShit

New Jersey is vast

She kept the kids but I got the cybertruck

I love Pokemon just as much as anyone else here, but Game Freak and The Pokemon Company need to produce better imo. Pokemon is literally the longest running franchise of anything period, you can’t tell me they don’t have a bigger budget than games like Clair Obscur.

mastadont

bluesky needs group chats so bad

Nobel peace price is like the Oscar’s now.

Made something today

Friggin devs busy posting waffles when search is broke

POV: Carl commits a crime against Nintendo.

I got a lil text document of all those who have wronged me in life on my desktop.

She can’t keep getting away with this… fashionmagazine.com/beauty-groom...

Big amazon sale so don’t forget to do some fraud

I love chewing on ice from countries I’m visiting for the first time.

If you didn't want Puerto Ricans speaking Spanish in the US, you should've thought about that before you colonized the island and forcefully made it a part of the US.

Every morning starts with a cup of ice espresso and lemon lime poppi topping it off

Came here to say this. Who eats pudding with a utensil? It's a simple three step process: 1) Hold the container over your mouth and squeeze. 2) Use your tongue to clean out any remaining pudding. 3) If your tongue is not long enough, use your finger to get the remainder off the bottom.

Does Dr Phil have me blocked?

popular knapsack with many different locations

If the chiefs keep this up I’m stepping in. Personally.

Proposal:

Cracker Barrel Vance sticker spotted in Denver, Colorado

This Megaman game was cold af tho

4 day work week so I don’t stare at a wall Monday night

Rest in peace Kid Rock! 🪽 🤘

Take a shit (Critical Hit)

converted a bunch of friends to mastodon. now to get them hooked on linux....

you can do this anywhere if you’re quick enough

why is this labeled as intolerance lmao

War crimes in Cuba and the Philippines for justification to invade The remainder of Spain's colonies Since the teller amendments specifically barred them from annexing Cuba. Were essentially the 2nd democracy you ever overthrew after hawaii's Constitutional monarchy

Wrong in 1897 spain granted the Charter of Autonomy giving Puerto Rico Self Rule. Puerto Rico had just sworn in its 1st locally elected democratic govt when the us invaded overthrew it and established a military governorship. Btw their were no war crimes in puerto rico they merely used

How it feels curating my followers one by one

And if you a facist get up out my trap houseeeee

Nah I played condemned 2 I know this isn’t a good idea

They don’t know they are an app in my phone (and my head)

Has anyone tried turning the government off and back on?

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When are piss boy an shit girl joining the mcu

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If BlueSky had a grok equivalent this would be the number one asked question this weekend.

That ghost in the machine owes me money

Chat is it cool if I’ve been dead for years and have been living in the code?