my professor just showed us his binder of obituaries

dude holy shit that guy whose entire life revolves around namesearching and defending kyle rittenhouse on bluesky does the same fucking thing on twitter too, he just namesearched his way into my mentions and started piling on me about how rittenhouse is innocent lmfaooooo

CHRIST is LORD ✝️ i BEAT my WIFE Romans 12:10

i’m starting to think he didn’t like my opening statement

i always say this at the starbucks drive-thru

“a black”

if i were able to tolerate men long enough to date one, it’d be so fun to drag him to bars just so i can talk mad shit to strangers and then tap him in as my stand-in when it’s time to throw hands

fight choreography is like dance but hot and with blood

someone who sexually fetishizes canadians is called a chehser

twitter is serving as a nice outlet for the side of me that’s a fucking terrible person

genuinely fucked up that this is my talent

“no dude no you don’t get it alright, New Atheism was not about islamophobia, it was a nuanced discussion of—“ Sam Harris: “ZOHRAN MAMDANI IS A JIHADIST! HE GUZZLES THE RIBJUICES OF ALLAH!! HE IS A RADICAL ISLAMIST MUUUUUUUSLLIIIIIM”

i do not, for the record, recommend going on twitter. like christ himself, i alone suffer for humanity’s sins so that you may know peace

going on twitter is interesting because it’s kind of hopepilling that the average normie user actively fucking DETESTS right-wingers like you’ll just see a dudebro gaming account post smth like “…anyone else notice how pretty much every anti-woke account is really weird about kids?”

“contrary to what many are saying, this does NOT mean i am king of the queers”

how right-wingers are gonna be moving when pragmata 2 comes out in 2036

what my bluesky could look like if right-wingers were on here

pragmata discourse is crazy, these guys really just wanna be pedophiles in public huh

i’m sorry i failed, i gave into the temptation to argue with right wingers on the bad app… i am weak. i am a shriveled violet.

this professor jiang guy is fucking awesome btw. i love when my actual college prof name drops him as an interesting source of information, and i get to raise my hand and go “you mean the guy who made a video called Dawn of the Jews?” super awkward, super fun

is it harsh to say that euphoria seems like a tv show for rapists and pedophiles

the more i look at e33 discourse online, the more i think that the defenders of verso’s ending are conservative coded which sucks bc his ending deserves better analysis than just “lol hard truths require strong wills lol”

also writing a literal fucking essay about the endings because i haven’t seen anyone else read them the way i do and it’s driving me crazy, i nEED to not be the only one who sees what i see

expedition 33 is the first game in forever to make me actually crack open my ao3 account again lmao

finally finished expedition 33 and went to look at discussions about the ending, and uh yep, it’s like 95% misogynistic takes lmao

wooo i love getting into arguments with my parents about basic science shit like flouride woooooooooooooooooo

in retrospect Resident Evil 9's ending was unironically one of the most emotionally and narratively satisfying endings i've played through in a hot minute, and it's kinda unfortunate that i'm gonna spend the rest of the year comparing every game's finale to such a high bar

peak parasociality is feeling secondhand pride when vaush is included in events with more popular leftist figures like hell yeah man, that’s my streamer 🥹

an unfortunate number of people have told me i have doe eyes. this does not bode well for my intimidation factor.

yeah i’m a communist! i fucking love *checks notes* authoritarian regimes that destroy lives, cause mass starvation, and consolidate power at the top of a concrete hierarchy that is actively enforced with violence i love,,,,fuckin….uh…. sorry, who’s marx?

that same semester a member of the faculty also informed me, while failing to suppress his laugh, that i cannot print out and distribute posters depicting maga voters as fat drooling wojaks with snot pouring into their mouths

while im dumping school memories, one of my favs was when it suddenly became public knowledge that i’m a satanist and i proceeded to get called in for a sit down with the faculty where i was informed that i cannot “set up satanic shrines in front of religious students, even if they annoy you”

almost as bad as the time i told the gay club’s president that his event idea could use better planning, and he responded by spending an entire year obsessively hating me to the point that when someone in the cafeteria mentioned a DIFFERENT VIOLET, he started screaming about “hating that bitch”

i love and respect all shapes and sizes of autistic behavior, however…….

just remembered the fact that mgk made an entire additional song for his latest album that’s, in his words, “injected with testosterone so dudebros can get off [his] back” i love him so much. colson baker, the only man my heart bleeds for 😔✊

machine gun kelly? sad white girl rock all time low? sad white girl rock hollywood undead? sad white girl rock bring me the horizon? HELLA sad white girl rock seether? fucking SEETHER? you think MEN listen to SEETHER??? are you STUPID

my friend described my music taste as “sad white girl rock”, and like yeah ok just fucking clock me i guess, sure

i’m a civil conversationalist

i love all time low so much, so glad they're stupid wokeoids just like me

leftism is not when you just allow people to be out in encampments on the streets. it’s dangerous for them and for others. leftism is when you supply services that meet their needs and keep them safe and secure and ensure they can function in society.

i’m sure the replies to this are all very normal and not at all full of rabid apologia for a totalitarian dictatorship

“PLEAAAASE MR TRUMP PLEAAAAAAASE PUT MY STATE IN DANGER PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAASE”

“flatulent bores”

wait this is actually so cool. i love hypothetical death traps designed for the sheer purpose of being like “and here’s how this normal thing could fucking kill you if we wanted it to”

i’m an expert on the vietnam war sweetie, i play a lot of black ops

what a first principle of America Bad does to a mfr

it's fun arguing with people who livetweet their personal issues, bc they'll be acting super tough and snarky in your mentions but then you go to their profile and twelve seconds ago they tweeted smth like "just finished crying into my third pint of ice cream. why can i never do anything right"

why does it look like a fucking funeral for the football