Bluesky fires shots at Twitter (X)’s Grok “Sad Epstein isn’t alive to use Grok. He would have loved it”

i will vote for every democrat in 2026 and 2028 no questions asked under the condition that the entire party collectively convinces chuck schumer to kill himself

I will not vote for candidates supporting the continued existence of ICE.

The trans woman who rescued Jake Lang yesterday/whose car he ran into said in a video about the incident that she and her friend in the car thought he was being beaten by ICE. They kicked him out of the car after they found out who he was, lol

maybe this is a low bar for hope but ashley st clair’s redemption arc has made me really happy lmao

imagine being so incompetent at doing fascism that your gestapo is consistently thwarted by tactics people learned from home alone

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh maaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

“yeah by the way i’m not trying to browbeat you on pronouns. also i love israel” - gavin newsom for no reason as ben shapiro forces the social fabric to deepthroat his neocock

i think that if you fall for this you deserve it and should not be an autonomous being anymore

fuck he really does just look like a penis

i can’t stop thinking about how tim sweeney the fortnite guy said that banning AI generated child porn is “gatekeeping” and “censoring the opposition” gatekeeping what gatekeeping WHAT

if you vote for another cent for this you are a collaborator. this is a litmus test for every politician for the rest of my life

NC didn’t play either lmao

exactly this. do you correctly view MAGA as an evil force that jerks off over murdering women and flash banging babies, which must be crushed and destroyed forever? Or are you still clinging to a dangerously naive delusion that these creatures can be won over with the Power of Debate?

not less funding or the same amount or any other goddam bull shit, if you ever give them another cent youre dead to me

99% of the metalcore & emo music that pops up on my tiktok fyp is AI at this point and it's actually infuriating

Block instantly.

after watching his entire podcast episode with ben shapiro where he spends the entire two hours in the cuck chair while ben fucks the country, i can confidently add myself to the Will Never Vote Newsom camp fuck this loser

Normalize telling ICE agents they will hang for this.

wh-what the

“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy

my favorite memory from 2024 was when right after the pope died, i asked my comp-sci professor "hey so what do you think about jd vance killing the pope?" and he just inhaled sharply and went "......i think it's pretty good." then walked off

The general public is not nearly angry enough about the North Minneapolis family - parents and six little kids - that was FLASH BANGED and TEAR GASSED inside their closed vehicle last night.

i want to print this out and frame it

you can seriously tell when some people on here are REALLY excited about being able to act aggressive toward a woman without the real life social repercussions

"Did you vote for a “Show Me Your Papers” society?" isn't effective rhetoric when this is very much the exact thing they voted for and I can confidently say that they are very happy about this

only acceptable way to talk to maga atp

I think about this tweet a lot.

we don’t talk enough about how funny it is that every conservative has to live with the fact that 99.9% of the artists they enjoy fucking hate them and think they’re inbred scum imagine being so repulsive that the only person in your camp is kid rock lmao

What an adorable little cuck

good lord

walz please walz please walz i am begging you walz this isn’t you this isn’t your heart waLZ PLEASE

calling it a threat is downplaying how bad of a move it would be from them though. they’re getting bodied by liberals in minneapolis right now, like thoroughly humiliated with their shit kicked in. cancelling midterms would make life even more hellish for them. either way, midterm season wounds them

my memories of 2020 are watching police start riots with my own eyes and then going home and watching every member of the city government call them violent radicals and lie about very specific details that i had witnessed

mark my words this shit is gonna radicalize liberals like 2020 could only dream of

yeah i really don’t think it can be overstated just how unacceptable “don’t feed the trolls” is as a response to someone getting shot in the head. governors should not be acting like fucking 2009 forum moderators

nick shirley is going to make me get absurdly ableist on main

GoFundMe for the Ford auto worker who was suspended for calling Trump a pedophile protector.

"one day the science fiction turns to science fact" oh my god shoot yourself

us officials report they have successfully harvested dilberts semen

Elon musk could never fill Scott Adam’s shoes. “Putting the coke back in Coca Cola” yeesh, dreadful. Scott adams was a singular mind. He’d say “I’m studying chimpanzees to see how mass panic works. The answer? Eye contact. Hypnosis strikes again” and then five minutes later “the apes attacked”

sometimes my mind is invaded by the memory that for a brief moment in time, adin ross was sincerely convinced that hitler wrote about the dangers of onlyfans in a sequel to mein kampf

HE DID AUDIO PORN????

"peepo wituahly killed him" dude i'm sorry i'm really not trying to be mean but he sounds like every special needs kid who's ever stopped me in the hallway to show me their favorite sonic amv

….sure man why not

....this is how I found out

BREAKING: Disgraced author of How to Win Bigly passed away

rest in peace scott “black people are a hate group” adams, your comics fucking sucked

The word "racist" is in the first paragraph of nearly every Scott Adams obit I've come across...