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I'm willing to believe that McConnell is alive, personally, but the apparent unwillingness to provide any video evidence of the man makes it really difficult to avoid concluding that he's really not doing well. He may be breathing, but beyond that...?

Area Dog Will Never Live Up To Dog On Purina Bag https://theonion.com/area-dog-will-never-live-up-to-dog-on-purina-bag-1819567763/

Emu night (1/2)

The Odyssey is opening so please do a wellness check on any Incels in your neighborhood. Repeat comforting words to them like, “Release the Snyder cut!” or, “It’s about ethics in gamer journalism!” or anything sexist and racist that might help them through this trauma.

Feels like tonight was a turning point for many (not all, but many) mainstream media orgs. They knew in advance that Trump would spew lies, and they were ready with deep skepticism and thorough factchecks. Even Fox (for its own reasons ofc) was like “whoa fella” Good to see. Hope it keeps up.

Many Americans appear to have simply accepted the indefinite military occupation of our capital, in peacetime, American soldiers deployed against Americans. I do not and never will. It is the opposite of Conservative, the opposite of patriotic, and the opposite of democracy.

Must feel so good for text after you hit ctrl-x, floating in liminal space, before ctrl-v thrusts it back onto the desolate page

Maurice USB Cable? Not sure mine works very well.

KIWI SAUCE BOTTLE

I bloom just for you #rgu

Happy National Hot Dog Day to all who celebrate!

skincare is very important

Who doesn't love a bit of gossip?

Happy International Non-Binary People's Day!

I'm just so sick of this shit day in and day out I genuinely do not believe we can take another 2.5 years of it

They’re making the Cryptkeeper woke. He’s gonna say “boils, ghouls and slay/phlegms.” It was on the news.

a big reason Sam Neill was so beloved was that he was seemingly one of the only celebrities who acted like his huge success and fame was the result of incredible good fortune rather than coping at that reality and developing a feeling of superiority and entitlement as a result.

It is not possible to do only the popular thing, and if you think it is, then you are by definition quite dim.

Doctor Who Justice League by Kevin Maguire

I never understood why I’m not supposed to speak ill of the dead. Sometimes the dead sucked.

The foundational texts of my morality are mysterious and varied! Today I think back to the lesson learned from They Might be Giants : "can't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding." Since 1990, I have worked to live my life such that no one named John would have cause to say that to me.

If you absolutely gotta do it because of congressional rituals or whatnot, this is the way. I still think you can stay silent! But at least this isn’t glazing a relentless enemy of democracy and gleeful killer of innocent people worldwide just ‘cause he was a decent jokester in the cafeteria.

Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell are demonstrating the kind of leadership that I hope other Republican legislators follow.

Folks, we have a RIPCON 3. I believe this is our highest level since doing this

What I aspire to, at least.

where have all the captions gone?

These Polymarket ads claiming they "predict the future" are going to drive me fucking insane. You're not predicting anything. You're making a bet and occasionally getting lucky. That's all. It's like a cargo cult formed around a roulette wheel.

This thing.

It's @fangoria.bsky.social Chainsaw Awards voting season! Have you submitted your ballot yet? fangoria.com/votenow/ #ChainsawAwards

First reaction: "OMG is that Crusader Rabbit?" Second reaction, seconds later: "I can't believe I *know* that!"

The first (and only) Iranian vampire spaghetti western.

A values system that views Pete Buttigieg’s time at McKinsey as disqualifying, but Graham Platner’s time at Blackwater as not, has beclowned itself regardless of the subsequent scandals.

If we're talking TV only, easy: James Robert McCrimmon, hands down. Clara Oswald comes in at second place, but Jamie takes the prize. If including expanded media, it's tougher. Probably Frobisher, but I could give the nod to Bernice Summerfield or Fitz Kreiner instead, depending on my mood.

Now kith

a remake of Parasite Eve where the combat system remains

Turn-based sequel to Arcanum: Of Steamworks and Magick Obscura in the style of Baldur's Gate III.

Everybody seems to have forgotten this (because it's garbage), but it has an impressively stacked cast: Colin Farrell! Kate Beckinsale! Jessica Biel! Bryan Cranston!

I've had this one for ages: the real villain of The Wizard of Oz is Glinda. Oz is in a state of cold war between the Wizard in the Emerald City and the Wicked Witch of the West. Suddenly, an innocent outsider (Dorothy) shows up, and Glinda sneakily directs her to toppling both of their regimes.

Hey, fellas, before you write that white hot take about how rape is such a tricky thing and, I mean, who can really say what happened and, you know, maybe we should not be too judgmental, I'd like to remind you that instead you can simply shut the fuck up.

They say: “American History is Worth Learning” [Posts picture from British history].

As much as I love him, Charlie Brown is kinda like those women in Hollywood movies the audience is told are ugly because they wear glasses. He's got more game than most people I know.

Unfortunately, a stunned Paris is how they all got into this whole mess to begin with