French toast, eggs, bacon, and OJ.

The only characteristic of Trump that I find personally relatable is his extreme contempt for evangelicals that support Trump

We have a mouse problem, so I've been setting a humane trap in my bedroom. I usually end up catching 3-4 a week. Today, along with an adult, there were 3 tiny newborns, all dead. The mother apparently got caught and gave birth. I was not prepared for this level of heartbreak this weekend, frankly. 😭

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Good news, I found your street

Post a meme made by you (This is a recreation of a meme I made years ago that I can't find anymore)

Quote with a punk rock movie that is not a documentary. (Close enough, I think.)

Silent Night Deadly Night 2, in a very literal sense. Three quarters of the movie is just a clip show recreation of the first one.

Amazing how fucking lazy these people are. Even "you can have the AI do all the work for you, you just have to do the human check that it's right", they think that's too much. And frankly, at that point, why should any journal or publisher accept it under their name?

There are a number of sub-25% films I enjoy but won't admit to because it would lead to ~drama~. My "safe" answer is Jason X (2001), which I think is legitimately good, self-aware satire that had the misfortune of coming out when nobody wanted that kind of thing in their slasher blocks.

"When illusion spin her net I'm never where I wanna be And liberty, she pirouette When I think that I am free "Watched by empty silhouettes Who close their eyes but still can see No one taught them etiquette I will show another me" - Peter Gabriel, "Solsbury Hill"

Sure, you may have your dream pick for the next James Bond but the question is who can you get confirmed by this tightly divided Senate?

A #trans fem I've helped in the past is about to start a new job, but until those paychecks start rolling in, is too poor to pay for anything at all. PLEASE HELP! Fundraiser is currently $550 short of the present goal. Please repost widely!!! #crowdfunding gogetfunding.com/urgent-need-...

the next james bond should be kevin james and it should be set in a mall and instead of a tux he should wear a security guard uniform and it should be called paul blart 3: who blarted

Trump’s second term is all about being fairly blamed for things that Presidents are usually unfairly blamed for.

The whole sense of scale in the entire Star Wars franchise is terminally borked, IMO. Both spatially and temporally. It never feels like a galaxy, it feels like a moderately sized city.

This This and This ... are not 3 things... they are one thing

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With all the different colors of kryptonite doing things to Superman That just proves he is a weird Eevee

Can’t wait for medical breakthroughs like “detransitioners report increased happiness after being told doing so will cause the beatings to stop.”

Moe, Larry, Curly, Shemp, Curly Joe, and Joe Besser

Up, down, strange, charm, bottom, and top

Texas Children's Hospital is a place for healing and the sickos in the state government are forcing it to become a site for harm. Transphobia is a scourge. Transphobes have dead souls.

Too much of the left is current 1) Anti-automation 2) Hates the price of services going up 3) Pro wages going up You at best can only have 2 of these but never all 3.

I feel I should alert Bluesky to the baby foxes in our yard

My actual parents

Decades later and people are still nostalgic for Space Jam and Back in Action is all but forgotten. There's no justice in this world. 😭

They think that you’ll just move on after they dodged your question once or twice cause you have limited time. I’m more than happy to spend my entire time getting the answer to my damn question.

it's hard to name one thing I resent most about how AI has broken our society, but the fact that trust in reality is so shattered that we're just spending all day whispering "are you human?" at everything we stumble across with no real idea how to tell either way? fuckin' exhausting

The problem with this is that my hobbies are terminally boring. I *could* post about spending days and days installing mods for Skyrim and then never actually getting around to playing it, but *I'm* falling asleep just talking about it. 😕

The first 13 Series of the modern Doctor Who are coming to AMC+! Everything from Christopher Eccleston to Jodi Whittaker. AMC is the co-owner of BBC America, so this is actually something of a back-to-your-roots move for the show. Episodes will make the move on June 11th!

Millennium Actress (2001) Moulin Rouge (2001) Big Fish (2003) Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) Sunshine (2007)

I mean, once again I suppose I could do more Nosferatu-posting here. But let's go with this instead.

One of the best things I've seen in a while.

As someone who also gets crapped on a lot for allegedly having the "wrong" hobbies for an adult woman, here's what people need to hear: If someone's hobby isn't hurting anyone, you crapping on their hobby makes you a far more contemptible person than that someone. Go do what YOU enjoy instead.

QTP with a Trio of Awesomeness

Google, maybe? But I feel like Tesla has had it worse. Any other "vague embarrassment" company I can think of (Microsoft, Facebook, Amazon) was always a bit controversial. They've still fallen, but they started from a lower position.

Libertarians/anarchists are just never beating the “my political ideology is that my mom telling me to clean my room is as bad as fascism” allegations

I don't think it would have been possible to seriously alter Twitter's descent into right wing echo chamber once Musk took over. There was just too much pressure from management pushing it that way. But I do think the exodus of left-leaning voices ensured it happened more quickly.

I *always* post Nosferatu to these, so I'm gonna change things up and go with another (mostly) silent vampire movie for a change.

committing a little bit of heresy for daddy