"This website is free" No. This website comes at a terrible cost

I know Dolly Parton cussed her sister smooth the fuck out, lol.

Oh thank Jibbers Crabst we need Saint Dolly here a while yet.

My favorite files are Epstein.

I saw a tyrant sleep half the day away. I said "this is calamity embodied; their sleep is for the best." For whoever is less harmful asleep than awake, so too is their death better than their life ~Saadi's "Rose Garden" Story 12

Will they tho? 🙃

Leonard Cohen #Poetry #PoetryCommunity #WritingCommunity #Writing

Dessert mode: ACTIVATE! Best pie: yes Best ice cream: butter pecan Best doughnut: Boston cream Best bar: lemon Best cake: strawberry short Best other: shortbread

I know a great topic to switch too

Jules, this is Brian. Listen, I'm on an airplane that's been hijacked. If things don't go well, and it's not looking good, I just want you to know I absolutely love you. I want you to do good, go have good times. Same to my parents and everybody, and I just totally love you, and I'll see you when ..

Welp.

i hope this email doesn’t find you at all. i hope you got out. i hope you’re free

Naught but a leap to the left And thanne a clockwyse tread; Put thyne handes on thyne hippes, And be thy knees yn-gatheréd: Lo, it ys the pelvique thruste That maketh mirthe down to rayne - Let us do the Tyme Warpe agayne!

Finally made it through the COBRA & ACA boss fights & came out mostly intact! Go me!

Ok DC its your turn now. Show em how it's done. Sending you all love from Portland

I love that i have one entire week to come up with a whole entire giant-ass COBRA payment or just not have health insurance and die i guess, that's super.

I don’t care if this platform is growing I just care if like maybe 15 people think I’m funny

Remembir todaye: Thou dost deserve to have a booke-lengthe poeme composid about thee, yn a genre of thy choyce.

Youre allowed to make bad art

Aww, yer wan is dating the big fella, I love this for them.

I have applied for multiple jobs this week, and so far no one has immediately contacted me to offer me large sums of money, which personally I find a bit rude.

block him. don't think. don't get mad. don't lose an ounce of brainpower to it. block him and go about your day on bluesky dot app

Your Cherokee words for today. The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.

[Exit King.]

OK the revolution is ON cos my PS5 controller broke after only 8 months and a replacement is SEVENTY-FIVE ENTIRE DOLLARS this cannot stand!

Hey @portlandbangers.bsky.social pls fix your SSL certificate so I can buy rad Bangers merch!

It’s that time of year again to bring back Queer Grackle! Queer Grackle wishes all you good folk a happy Pride. 🏳️‍🌈

then Gemini, or the Twins—that is, Virtue and Vice

All of Bluesky right now

No, @duolingoverde.bsky.social , I haven't seen this friend lately, because they died 5 years ago.

Mood, part 2.

O Lord, they fight! I will go call the watch.

Mood.

Well this couldn’t have come at a better time www.bbc.com/news/article...

elon and trump are meeting outside uniqlo on sunday 5pm. 3251 20th Ave, San Francisco, CA, 94132

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S GOT PEANUT OIL?!

Rise up.

PDX what the heck was that flyover just now?

Current mood:

When I said I was into body jewelry this is not what I meant 😝

These are the *only* words you should say to ICE agents aside from "I'd like to speak to my lawyer."

Vaccines make you very hot and strong. It's true.

And you maye aske yourselfe, "Wher ys that Pinke Ponye Clubbe?"

Anon, Francis

I've seen a lot of "why should I, a citizen, care about immigrants not getting due process" being answered with "without due process they can do that to you too." That's true. But my personal answer is BECAUSE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A DECENT FUCKING HUMAN BEING WITH REASON AND EMPATHY, YOU JACKASS.

YOU GUYS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE. Through no one's fault, there were endless delays. BUT IT'S UP AND HERE. Note: the Americana raglan is being restocked but is available.