Look at this fucking pylon of a man. Just a complete and total traffic cone. That second face plant is just 😙🤌though. #nokings #fafo

No wonder republicans think everyone is a pedophile when their definition of child goes all the way to age 40. #uspoli

"The earth is not dying, it is being killed, and those who are killing it have names and addresses." -- Utah Phillips

#Canadians should also note the map on this subhuman Nazi shit stain's wall that shows all of the USA as "Ohio" and #Canada as "Soon to Be Ohio" like some sort of Gen Alpha brainrot version of traditional American jingoism. America cannot be trusted. #cdnpoli

It’s too bad you have to be dead to get on US coinage because if we’re celebrating innovation and Apple, it should be Woz or maybe even Jony Ive on there instead. Or maybe this is just for the commemorative deadbeat dad set or the “I died because of my hubris” Christmas collection.

90 years ago in 1935, Benito Mussolini was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. Trump had about as much of a chance as Mussolini did. Watching MAGA react like he was a serious candidate is pure comedy.

This is such a spot-on Lego replication of a classic medium format camera, the detail is amazing. #pentax67 #filmphotography

LOL at these morons and their "anything left of Augusto Pinochet is communism" bullshit. Also never forget that the only reason Chip Wilson named his company "Lululemon" was because his racist ass thought it would be funny to hear Japanese people try to pronounce the three L's in the name. #cdnpoli

RFK Jr. and Greaser Greg from The Garbage Pail Kids Movie

Tom Homan and Yevgeny Prigozhin

I love a good side order of random hallucinations with my AI Overview meal. (For reference, I was looking for a video of the "I do not use sham-poo for my wigs, I only use real poo" joke from the Wig Races episode here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2Dj...) #google

100%

Faster Than Expected™ #climate #collapse

I'm sure she'll be easier to find than the Epstein files that this is a transparent distraction from.

Can’t stop chuckling at this YouTube short on communist symbology with a sponsored link to buy hammers and sickles at Home Depot.

Almost twenty thousand dead kids. TWENTY THOUSAND DEAD KIDS.

Google trends for "plenary" lol. I'm sure its just a bunch of curious potential Catholic converts looking up indulgences. There can be no other explanation.

An 85% reduction in liquor exports from the USA to Canada. You can keep your shitty wobbly pops. #boycottusa #buycanadian

What a Philip K Dickhead.

Stephen Miller is a morality-free, infection-filled bubo of a man with all of the wit, charm, and good looks of Golgothan The Excremental. #uspoli

"There is no B.C. coast. It's Canada's coast. There are no B.C. ports. There are Canada's ports," he said... "I feel an equal owner in those ports as a Canadian." I feel an equal owner of both Alberta's oil and Saskatchewan's potash. I accept Interac e-transfer and cash, Mr. Moe. #cdnpoli

But what about the voice of Geddy Lee? How did it get so high? I wonder if he speaks like an ordinary guy.

Can practically taste the hypocrisy through the screen.

Kinky motherfuckers.

Looks like my Generation X retirement plan to die in the water wars of the 2030’s is tracking right on time.

MAGA supporters CAUGHT dressing in black bloc to stir chaos and make Portland protests look violent on the news. Same playbook they ran during the BLM protests manufacturing the violence, then blaming the movement.

Please enjoy my cartoon for Thursday's Toronto Star

Thus ends an era with AOL turning off its mostly-forgotten dial-up service. The real old-heads will remember when #AOL was called Quantum Link and the service was a #Commodore exclusive. One of the very first ever MMOs was LucasFilm's Habitat on Q-Link which you can still play at neohabitat.org

Just no. #Canada needs nothing from US dairy farmers that we can't already get locally with far higher quality standards. Europe at least has products like Kerrygold butter and Devonshire clotted cream that would actually enhance Canadian choice rather than poison consumers. #cdnpoli #boycottusa

Not the kind of juxtaposition between headlines you really want to see when it comes to the absolutely unhinged administration in the USA. #cdnpoli

Post something random or have an awful October

Great so now Jared Kushner and the Saudis own Electronic Arts. Prepare for the #enshittification to enter overdrive with those ghouls in charge. Looks like EA is on the do-not-buy list moving forward. #BoycottEA

Labor productivity has more than doubled since the late 1960s. But workers’ compensation has barely budged. Yes. The economy is rigged in favor of the wealthy.

The United States is an entirely unsafe destination for Canadians to visit, especially when their border agents are hateful, xenophobic, reprobate morons like this asshole with zero emotional regulation skills and zero regard for public safety. #cdnpoli #boycottusa #uspoli

Alexa, play Ironic by Alanis Morisette.

Alex Jones Hitler Stache is the name of my new band. What a fucking goof.

There goes those crazy lefties threatening violence again. Oh wait..

Plot Twist: The Rapture actually really did happen today, just nobody was found worthy.

MAGA right now.

We do. We definitely do. 🤦🏾

Trump at the UN sounding a lot like this door: unhinged.

Watching Trump address the United Nations…

If you remember when TV stations used to sign-off like this at night, its probably a good idea to book that colonoscopy you've been putting off. #ckvr #90s #ontario

Ah shit, my whole neighbourhood just got raptured. Oh wait never mind, it's just the Night of the Comet. Guess I better find Chakotay and hole up in a mall or something.

Kinda weird that a drug that wasn’t in common use until the 1950s could be the cause of a condition first described in 1911. 🤷‍♂️

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