I love how this whole thing feels like an alien trying to prove he’s really a human by ordering a slice of pie at a restaurant after declaring how he, like most humans loves pie, and then pouring ketchup all over it.

I didn't catch this until i saw @intense.wiggling.me 's post but he literally says "I, then say your name, do solemnly swear" oh my GOD

“Parsnips” came up in this morning’s puzzle, which made me question whether or not I’ve ever eaten parsnips.

I was reminded of the shows “Real People” and “That’s Incredible” this morning. Will they hold up to my childhood memories? Probably not, but I’m willing to risk downloading yet another streaming app I’ve never heard of to find out.

some tech bro is gonna be like "disrupt the way u toilet" and the next day eleven people are crammed into an outhouse and sent to the moon

In regards to my last series of posts…

I finally got to see the Fantastic Four movie. The visual world building and fun call outs to the early days of the book were nice, but I definitely feel like they could’ve used a story editor to streamline things a bit. They really tried to cram in too much in there.

What the heck is this? I went to go pick up a discarded chip bag in my front yard and I discovered something was hiding in it. I tried to snap a picture before it scurried away, but this is the best I got.

Read this thread. This is what @katmabu.bsky.social was protesting, and why she repeatedly says getting beaten up by ICE outside is nothing compared to the torture and crimes being committed inside Broadview. These thugs must be held to account.

It’s pretty weird that when I Googled “Trump Falls Asleep” for more context, I had to look for the time he fell asleep today.

@raygunsite.com When is the “Chicagoland: A Vice Hold of Violence” t-shirt coming out?

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller November 06,1956

If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing

I just realized that I could write off some fries from Portillo’s if I incorporated the paper sleeve in my piece for the upcoming Seventh Corner Gallery show “Chicago Cryptids” at @howlingpages.bsky.social

That is also not my wife.

HE. DOESN'T. GIVE. A. FUCK. ABOUT. ANYONE. BUT. HIMSELF.

I’m always on the lookout for cheap odds and ends for my character sculptures. I love to find them in the wild in thrift shops or flea markets, and especially in bulk. Routinely I check websites if I’m looking for something in particular. Please enjoy these sample images from today’s dig.

Hold on, “dries” and “drys” are both spelled correctly? I had to look it up after this morning’s Knotwords puzzle and I’m still a bit befuddled. English is such a mess.

I’ve been watching a bit of the original run of Doctor Who in the evenings. They’ll arrive as some weird situation is developing and he’ll introduce himself as “The Doctor.” Occasionally, a character might want more information, but then events get intense, and they just keep calling him “Doctor.”

The Best Of The Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo

Every time I see that jar of “Follow Your Heart” vegan mayonnaise in the fridge it’s like a call to action to which I sadly have to reply, “but vegan mayonnaise, my town won’t let me have that many pugs!”

if my grandmother were alive today, you know what she'd say? probably something like 'help, I'm trapped in a coffin'

[Werner Herzog voice] Actually, the McRib never goes away. It is we who are here for a limited time.

Honestly not buying the crocodile tears from people who decided workplace trainings and Black characters in Marvel movies gave license to abandon civil rights.

In Memoriam: Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War

Is it too much to ask just to zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom boom?

I' LL BE THE HIT OF THE PARTY

Chicago ICE Raids By The Numbers

If you don't know the Manny Deli's story, they're offering a family meal to Chicago SNAP card holders during the crisis - and now we can help with the cost t.co/WQACF82yL5

hey since no one is having kids anymore should we just do trick or treating for our dogs? pass out doggy treats for the neighborhood dogs, they get their walkies, and they wear a silly lil costume?

Imagine these wockaflockas blowing up random boats off the coast of Ireland. You can't, can you?

YouTube keeps serving me up videos hosted by a woman in clown makeup discussing various clown-adjacent topics. I watched one about the Sandown Clown incident. At no point in the video did she do any clowning. Is it racist of me to expect clowns to honk their own noses?

save time recycling your yoghurt pots, milk cartons, and cans by disappearing into the canadian wilderness, never to be seen again

Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House. Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity. They are not the same.

Klingon bakers, “Today is a good day for some rye!”

Congressional candidate @katmabu.bsky.social, who was indicted today for protesting outside the Broadview ICE facility: "We've been punched, dragged, thrown, shot with pepper balls, tear gassed, rubber bullets from snipers on roofs going into local businesses windows."

Initiate the “butt beams!”

New IMPORTANT Public Enemy just dropped via Rolling Stone www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time

Maybe it’s just me, but I think the “Outbursts of Everett True” needs to come back, be it an ongoing comic book series, or maybe a TV series.

Godzilla vs Hedorah (1971)

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

‘Let AOC go against Trump, let Jasmine go against Trump…’ Bitch, I’ve seen a f*cking umbrella go against Trump and it was a K.O.

My dog sure sighs a lot for somebody who can’t read the news

Is it just me or would you die of embarrassment if your mother walked in on you watching any of the saucier Dr. Crusher episodes?

if you ever wanted to buy 28mm miniatures of the characters from Bottom, Crooked Dice have you covered.

Met the O’Lantern brothers on my walk to the post office this afternoon. It’s nice to see Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, and Jack again. 🎃