Tonight’s Episode: Pardon My Horse

So I just saw a commercial with the Pillsbury doughboy speaking Spanish and it was super adorable! How do I set all future Pillsbury commercials I see to Spanish?

why are so many ferengi verified on twitter

Far right “patriotism” and satire are really hard to tell apart sometimes.

Wait, they scheduled the rapture on the day I have to wait around the house to sign for a FedEx delivery?

Jokes on them, the Antifa super-socialist serum is made from ibuprofen and oak milk.

apologies if this is how you find out

I barely think about The Obelisk anymore. Couldn't care less about its strangely oily surface or the gentle hum of its presence

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

the one place i find common ground with fundamentalist christians is that we're both praying that all the fundamentalist christians disappear from the planet tomorrow

A man (sorta) who just told you not to take Tylenol previously told you to take disinfectant and eat light bulbs maybe #TrumpNoBrainNoPain

Clunky Robot Appreciation Post - Look at this beauty on the cover of an issue of the Captain Future pulp magazine.

Uh… So… we’re not going to talk about that inscription any further? youtube.com/shorts/vQDRc...

Please support my research on the link between listenin' to RFK's bullshit and havin' to take the fuck outta some Tylenol.

The absolutely bonkers laundering of Charlie Kirk, his message and motives, with little to no pushback or corrections on @npr.org is so sad to listen to. It is journalism’s responsibility to speak truth to power and to those who would distort the opinions Kirk shared.

It’s after midnight, do your kids know who Paul Williams is? youtube.com/watch?v=y5jQ...

I would legitimately love to do concept art for a racing game. Characters, cars, worlds, etc.

What movie do you consider “perfect?”

the funny thing about the constant misappropriation of MLK is that the guy left a massive body of writing specifically aimed at explaining his views of those of the movement he represented to the broad public. it is extremely easy to know what the guy thought on a variety of subjects and yet

Had a guest in our house that posed a question about if oat milk took business away from dairy farmers? I’ve heard this sort of thing before. Does it not occur to these folk that vegans and lactose intolerant people wouldn’t be buying dairy milk anyway?

Gadzooks!

If the Instagram ads have taught me anything it is that there is an ouroboros of CEOs and entrepreneurs giving leadership lectures to each other.

Happy 49th Anniversary to I Clavdivs. Still one of the best things ever made.

“No one needed all these fidget toys back in our day!” Explain these then:

Ever have a dream with such a ridiculous premise that you’re aware of it in the dream? Like moving into a horrible house in the middle of nowhere for no legitimate reason, or going back to college, but you have no idea what classes you’re taking or where the school is?

just a reminder

the fact that a sitting US president is talking about antifascism being terrorism should tell you a lot about what he thinks his own government represents

I love when an actor on a show or movie has to act like they’re acting. If they’re a good actor, they go from what seems like a casual naturalism to sometimes a bit of a stilted delivery or completely over the top. A masterclass in this is when Lamont is “acting” on Sanford and Son.

Finally caught Viy on Tubi, and was it a treat! Fans of folk horror, creative visual effects, and magic should check this out. Also, a film that makes you wonder why more horror films don’t take place in spooky old churches? youtu.be/keuYSRXwcVg?...

This Week's Onion Magazine:

MSNBC has zero moral authority to talk about cowardice of Disney, ABC, or Republicans for bending the knee to MAGA when they did exact thing in their termination of me and others. They are doing the exact thing they complain about others doing.

yeah im antifa, antifa deez NUTS

I would love to be part of the conversation on MSNBC related to the Kimmel story and it's chilling effects on first amendment, but unfortunately I was terminated by MSNBC for stating that "hateful thoughts lead to hateful words which lead to hateful actions".

Come with me while I put this bowl in the dishwasher…

I love how every behind-the-scenes photo from a Godzilla film makes it look like two giant monsters are about to battle, only to have an equally giant human show up to referee them

The people who claim that tattoos and a Bulls cap make you a gang member want to declare the philosophy of anti-fascism a “terrorist organization” now. “Antifa” isn’t an organized group. There isn’t a leader or command structure. Seems like a pretty vague and hollow declaration.

Same

We’ve been watching Monsters on Tubi this week. It’s been a while since we’ve watched a horror/sci fi show made for syndicated tv, so it’s interesting to see how far they went with certain things. Episodes are hit or miss, but the intro is a masterpiece. youtube.com/watch?v=L5ow...

The t-shirt they give you for your first few weeks as a new henchmen for the Burgess Meredith Penguin.

I always love when Kaiju’s inner thoughts are subtitled.

Alf Pogue Father Tennessee, Deaths, 1914-1966 www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShOo...

The fact that LaForge even got whatever information was being conveyed in these “hints” has always seemed pretty far-fetched to me.

Next week marks the official arrival of fall, and to celebrate, I’m having a sale in my Etsy shop (link in profile.) Get 25% off everything from September 21 to 27. It’s a good time to get something fun as a Halloween treat for that special friend or even yourself.

We were watching a show with the subtitles on and when someone mentioned their “spare tire” the subtitles read “spare tiger.”

Karina Villa protecting her constituents by literally running ICE off the streets in West Chicago and yelling to residents to stay inside their homes.

Visited the continental divide while parked in a car… Jealous?

It’s interesting to see a writer list “the worst things” a man has done, and it’s truly a list of horrors, and then blithely say that still, we must get along. You can only do that when you aren’t in anyone’s political crosshairs. Must be nice.