I like you fuckin people,😃

DON'T MAKE ME GO BACK TO TWITTER TO TELL RON PERLMAN HES A GOOD FUCKING ACTOR!!! ONE OF YOU SONS-A-BITCHES DO IT FOR ME!

Does anyone else get pissed when they do typos on a good skeet?

if you were a real friend, you would have tried my homemade monster energy drink

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

@ghosthardware05.bsky.social asi es carnal! Thanks for the follow.

Show me a mutherfucka who gets out of all this shit unscathed, And I'll show you a mutherfucka who didn't give a shit in the first place!

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@mattlech.bsky.social Hey happy druid solstice, im a 175 pound fan. And look forward to more cool literary info. And sinister left wing adjitprop.

"Our guy" in celebration of his life we will watch his vast film library, that is filled with much needed joy, humor, wonder and hope. "Their guy" If you quote him accurately, we will get you fired and actively seek your financial ruin!

Joe Rogan is suck a bootlicker, he's got athletes tounge.

7 Dems voted for this Cuellar-TX Davis-NC Gillen-NY Golden-ME Gonzalez-TX Gray-CA Perez-WA

I've seen lots of acceleration due to the use of AI: acceleration of inequality, acceleration of climate catastrophe, acceleration of slop, acceleration of trust collapse, acceleration of scams, acceleration of model collapsed acceleration of misinformation, acceleration of drought

Remember when we all loved Capaybaras and sloths?

7 Dems joined House Republicans in voting for a bill that would enable ICE agents to strip search 12-year-olds. Henry Cuellar (TX-28) Don Davis (NC-01) Laura Gillen (NY-04) Jared Golden (ME-02) Vicente Gonzalez (TX-34) Adam Gray (CA-13) Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (WA-03)

Once you have access to everything you want, you start wanting things you're not allowed access to Eat the rich

A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.

Post this to a hundred friends or the printer will run out of ink (afterwards, but still a pain in the ass).

The bag of pigshit is missing! By the way, this happening is proof that orange Julius isn't all there enough to stop it. They're trying to distance themselves. After all a golden parachute isn't any good if you land in a pit of angry tigers. Shouldn't have dug the pit in the first place.

congress: lucy w football judicial: calvinball executive: hagar the horrible 🤣🌊🤣🌊👊🔥

I just heard that Qanon thinks the events events that happened in Derry Maine in 1985 really happened. Does anyone know about that shit. I recently moved to little tall Island and I am actually frightened. Seriously Does anyone got the info on this?

Trumps America. The shitty city in a hole.

Wow, I'm doing massive numbers. I'm getting 2, even 3 likes. AG1 sponsorship here I come.

Down the rabbit hole. Down the rabbit whole. Both mean gullibility.

having a conjugal visit with a pan of leftover lasagna

Rip Charlie Kirk. He did more to educate Americans on the dangers of gingivitis Than any sentient racist dolphin ever.

In the midst of sorrow I found this. Hail to the God of chump change

Bleak.

My sister die a year after my mom died, she was very ill and yet when hurricane Maria knocked out my parents house, she was the only one that would take them in. I helped but it ruined both our lives and eventually took hers She would have been 64 today. I am sick of this world

@frankfrankson.bsky.social I've been lookin for you. What is up my man! Melekalikimaca!

Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to switch from Calibri font back to Times New Roman. But let's be honest, this is a Comic Sans administration.

IM LISTENING TO A PORNO

[Guy whose dick fell off because there's a girl in star wars] I would probably do well in a civil war

What does a town with a rampant and supposedly "dangerous." Homeless population need? Why, a high security comedy club of course!

MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry

I proudly no nothing of sports. They are as invasive, time consuming and a waste of a finite resource (your time) and IMHO just as destructive as AI. Sports fanatic are you, don't take my take too hard, I feel the exact same way about working a job

You know the old saying... There's no "I" in Giger Okay, there's one "I" but it's silent and will complain to his spouse in private

I was poor before being poor was cool... Or mandatory.

@matthewkingart.bsky.social holy cosmic crap! You're following me? I've know your work, yousa are the proverbial bomb dude!

The thing about limiting my social media intake that sucks is you guys are funny... And I steal all of your jokes.

@tammygolden.bsky.social I followed you on Twitter, i liked your takes Looking forward to your humor. And with that..say something funny.

TRUMP GUMPED BUBBA?!?

I came here to laugh! I'm not laughing.

It's time to face some facts. Texas is Giede Prime Alex Jones is Baron Harkonen Joe Rogan is the Beast Raban Elon Musk is Piter de Vries Jeff Bezos Is the Spacing Guild Pam Bondi is Gaius Helena Mohiam (without the Bene Gesserit breeding Mandate)

Snacks don't care about your feelings

What's weird is I forgot how fun reply guys is. It's a mad magazine thing, you Yonkers wouldn't know yet.

Bluesky. The least memorable James Bond villain

@internethippo.bsky.social they're going to have the Trump baby balloon float by curtained window in the oval office, The press will exclaim "he looks like he lost weight."

Haven't heard from Trump lately...

OSINT folks, the bar has been raised