I will take a 10 ounce human heart and a 3 pound human brain over a 100,000 square foot data center any day of the week.

Texans in Houston, showing up for James Talarico. 🙌💪👏✊️👇

I ain’t reading all that. I’m happy for you though, or sorry that happened

This is the way.

The US Constitution is optional with this regime.

The four letter word should be Fair…

I see Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk are now locked in a fierce battle for the previously uncontested title of who can unite the most people across the world in joy at the explosion of a spaceship.

2010: we’ll start a business that makes money by selling a product or service to customers 2026: fuck customers, our product or service makes money by being terrible but having leftover customers from when it was good

So it looks like we’re having a “Marshall plan” for Iran, in the amount of 300 billion to pay for the damage we did. Winning?

my favorite erick erickson moment is when he said that his family refused to eat asian food on the anniversary of pearl harbor to honor the tragedy. a reporter reached out to his mom to confirm whether this was true and she was like “i don’t know what the fuck he is talking about”

"The Labour chair, Anna Turley, has given Nigel Farage 24 hours to report to security services the claim that his phone was hacked by Russia-linked actors or the Labour party will do it for him"

ICE hides flight info because if they can get detainees to detention hubs in the south before lawyers and family can locate them, they face harsher courts. But jurisdiction doesn’t change until the flight lands. That’s where this tracking tool comes in. 1/ gillianbrockell.com/habeas-fligh...

DOJ suing MA for not issuing federal government confidential license plates for ICE to use. MA law allows issuance for enforcement on criminal cases, not civil cases. www.wbur.org/news/2026/05...

Pretty pleased with my first day as Jeff Bezos’s rocket designer.

They should just amend the title of “60 Minutes” to “60 Minutes of Lies” now that they don’t have any real journalists on staff

#MorningVibe Monroviaboy (IG) had me teary with this one. This is “heavy foot,” — a song for these times. Stay vigilant, stay together.

Ken Paxton is throwing everything he has at us. He’s called me a radical leftist. He’s called me a fake Christian. He’s even called me a vegan! I’m an 8th generation Texan — I've been eating BBQ since before Ken Paxton’s first indictment.

Despite the GOP attack on Black lawmakers in Tennessee & being stripped of his institutional power, Pearson is optimistic: The support he’s received from across the country is “what’s giving me some wind at my back to keep pushing forward, prospect.org/2026/05/29/q...

"This Farage parody account on X is more factual and truthful than Farage himself, which is hilarious in itself." via Susan Kovbasyuk

The Trump administration is blocked from transferring money to the fund or giving it out to applicants, at least temporarily.

Everyone should subscribe to Stephen Colbert’s new YouTube channel. Get him millions of subscribers as a big FUCK YOU to the Ellison’s and CBS!! youtube.com/watch?v=jJTX...

If you aren't already boycotting CBS, you might want to consider doing that soon.

We have the most corrupt Supreme Court in history We have the most corrupt Congress in history We have the most corrupt Presidency in history “When in the course of human events…”. 1/2

Redistribute their wealth

A federal judge declined to jail a Florida teenager accused of killing and sexually assaulting his stepsister, allowing him to remain in the custody of a family member while he awaits trial. If this is not white male privilege, then I don’t know what it is.

Stephen Colbert’s Replacement Ratings Revealed: How Byron Allen’s show is doing? -85% drop in viewers. Poor C BS! 🤬🖕🏼🤬

Sorry to hear about Jeff Bezos's rocket exploding prematurely. A good technique to prevent that from happening is to try thinking about something you find totally unarousing or even repulsive, like giving workers a living wage or paying a fair share of taxes.

Why would stepmom ever let him back in the house?

A pound of ground beef is more than the federal minimum wage. Read that again.

science and space travel are best done by people in love with the science not people in love with profit

Stephen Colbert has absolutely no reason to do it, and ABC probably wouldn’t want the FCC headache, but it would be very funny if he spent Kimmel’s annual summer vacation guest-hosting Jimmy Kimmel Live! until Labor Day.

Gov. Maura Healey reiterated Massachusetts is not a "sanctuary state," and said the state supports legitimate federal law enforcement work, WBUR reported. “That's not what we're seeing from ICE, so we're not going to help them operate in secret as they take people off our streets without cause.”

After 5 years of failure, it is very odd to me that Putin still thinks that terrorism against Ukrainian civilians will compel Zelenskyy to capitulate. Putin obviously does not understand Ukrainians.

🚨 “Someone is going to get killed if this continues.” 🚨 Outside Delaney Hall ICE prison on Day 7 of the hunger/labor strike, ICE agents shove protesters off the public sidewalk and into the street as trucks pass by. WATCH @jordanchariton.bsky.social LIVE ⬇️

Sending Ken Paxton to the US Senate would add one more brick to the wall that stands between survivors and justice. Members of the Epstein Class must be removed from positions of power, not installed in them, which is why Texans must send James Talarico to the US Senate in November.

They’re all fleeing to Argentina on that Qatari jet when this is over, aren’t they?

All those artists cancelling their Freedom 250 gig & saying they didn’t know it was political should be lining up to play at Bruce Springsteen’s Power to the People Festival. It has been a lonely slog for Bruce. Much respect. Big names, where are you? Time to show up. #PowerToThePeople #Springsteen

Don't look away.

My homeland is leading the world right now.

For clarification...

Will this list be as long as the Trumpstein list?

Mamdani: "Govt efficiency — these are words that somehow have been understood as if they are R priorities, when in fact they're priorities of anyone who believes in the public sector. Any yet, Elon Musk used it to cut as many jobs that were as critical as possible for so many of the neediest people"

Corruption in plain sight. It will take a decade to fix this debacle. #TrumpCorruption

Assigned to Judge Cathy Ann Bencivengo (Obama).