Mexico's President, Claudia Sheinbaum, implies during a press conference her government will take action after an ICE agent killed Mexican national Lorenzo Salgado Araujo.

Under my authority, I have directed the Secretary of War, Nicki Minaj, to bomb the shit out of the Islamic Republic of Japan. — Senile Shitler

Mitch McConnell called this afternoon. I didn’t pick up.

I wish the media had the same urgency about the state of Mitch McConnell as they did for Kamala's W-2 from McDonald's in the 80s.

This is why we read books.

ICE is surging in the Seattle area. (Map shows activity in the last week) Do you have your whistle with you?

Live your life so that if there’s word of your cardiac arrest, there’s an outpouring of sympathy and respect —- NOT an outpouring of memes and ‘I spent about 20 minutes on the phone with Mitch McConnell….’ #MitchMcConnell

I’m Canadian. Apparently my life is bad. In reality, I have: - Vaccines. - Clean tap water. - Public transport. - Enforceable rights. - Food safety as a baseline. - Healthcare that doesn’t lead to bankruptcy. And I don’t need to carry a concealed weapon to walk my dogs. I LOVE CANADA 🇨🇦

Unless McConnell comes out and publicly rebukes this on camera, I'm going to assume it's true.

DOGE officially ended over the weekend. One of its crowning achievements was cutting $15M from the federal government’s screwworm monitoring program. Now, the Trump administration is preparing to spend $1B to combat the screwworm outbreak. "Efficiency."

Trump says the ceasefire with Iran is over, calls Iranian leadership scum. He also says the US will immediately stop trading with Spain, and has ordered a halt to all US visits. Those stocks aren’t going to manipulate themselves, I guess.

The Republicans, who were so worried about Biden‘s health seem awfully quiet about Mitch McConnell’s three week absence

“After I’m finished bombing the Islamic Republic of Japan, I’m putting 4,000% tariffs on Belgian chocolate for stealing the World Cup from us.” — Senile Shitler

BREAKING: Molly Crane Newman reports that Judge Kaplan has ORDERED the release of the $5m plus interest to E Jean Carroll.

"Canada is the only western democracy to fund a residence for the Official Opposition,” www.ctvnews.ca/ottawa/artic...

Sign it and get this grifting rage baiting racist out of a home that we Canadians pay for.

I like how every far right party has realizes all they need to do is weaponize the mid life crisis bsky.app/profile/core...

“We had 111 missiles shot by the islamic republic of Japan.” Japan? wtf? His brain is cramping daily now. What does Jake “Trapper” have to say about this? Tha f**€k 😒🤦🏽‍♂️

If Mitch McConnell can, from his hospital bed, spend hours and hours on the phone with his peers in the GOP, he can spend ten seconds recording a proof of life video

ALERT: Gov. Andy Beshear (D-KY) asks Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) to provide a health update to him and to all Kentuckians

Rooting for Belgium to go all the way so they can do the two-handed jackoff dance when they get the trophy.

WOW -- Danish reporter *goes there* with Rutte "You sit next to Trump when he talks about conquering Greenland, lashes out at allies like Spain -- things it doesn't seem like the old Mark Rutte would approve of. Does this have any affect on your self-respect when you sit there and say nothing?"

Guess who’s snoozing in Turkey?

The Belgian players doing the Trump dance in the locker room after beating the USA is hilarious! 😂😂😂

Always liked Lukaku 😀😀😀. Top shithousery #worldcup

😂🤪🤣

Evergreen post: He could be impeached tonight and convicted at trial in a few weeks and removed from office immediately thereafter if about 20 people in DC decided to put country over party for the first time in their miserable, self-dealing lives

NEWS: NATO just picked Sweden's Saab over Boeing for its new $4.5B early warning fleet — and the snub landed the same day Trump touched down in Türkiye for the NATO summit. Awkward.

Maybe we could just get a photo of Mitch holding a newspaper with today’s date on it.

Hey grampa, bingo is this way. (You know he’ll cheat)

Kid Rock called, he wants his satin shirt back. #NeverPoilievre

This Trump wannabe needs to be taken out with the trash. There is no one more unCanadian than Poilievre. #NeverPoilievre

Remember when this photo was shocking in showing Trump’s decline? Now it’s just a Tuesday pic.

Oh fuck off.

For those coming at me here. I’m Brazilian/Canadian. I grew up both watching and playing the sport at the semi pro level. I’ve been watching world cups before I could even say my first words. I’ve see the greats play. I’ve seen it all. But never saw a head state bluntly interfere in the sport. Shame

Belgium beats US 4-1 to reach World Cup quarterfinals, taking advantage of defensive lapses #OverturnThis 🤣 Congratulations Belgium 💪🥰 sports.yahoo.com/articles/ove...

Americans are now so used to their president cheating and breaking rules that many of them seem genuinely not to understand why the world was rooting for Belgium.

Early morning press conference at the Whitehouse.

So the US cheated and still lost?

Poilievre supported the convoy insurrection The convoy was a coordinated western separatist movement that attempted to undermine Canadian democratic institutions Poilievre is one of them

😬

From historic beauty to shit.

“After it ended, the Belgian team’s social media account had a message to the U.S. on Twitter: “Overturn this.” Perfect. #WellPlayed #Belgium

Belgium’s team celebrated their victory over the US by mocking Trump’s signature double jerk off dance move.

Now that the MSM flood is also starting, there’s no way they’re going to be able to keep this hidden until August. The rumor mill has been going crazy today. Nothing confirmed yet, but it definitely doesn’t sound good.

FIFA announces last minute change of referee for tonight’s USA vs Belgium match.

The orange felon corruptly interfered in the World Cup in order to pretend to help the USA team and Belgium savagely defeated them 4 to 1. His shitty streak continues, everything he touches dies.