bye bitches!!! looks like Jesus is down with the clown after all

Technologically advance a band:

@prophiphop.bsky.social Just listened to the “My Baby Ain’t Never Hurt Nobody” episode and I don’t think I’ve heard anybody else express the conflicting feelings around the Charlie Kirk assassination so well. Thank you.

One of the barbecue uncs shouting “I’m gonna need a shower after this!” while grooving to a bootyshake cover The Outfield’s “Your Love” is a peak Saturday morning park experience.

I hope this man has not paid for a drink in at least 10 years.

Eric Adams has the opportunity to do the funniest thing possible here

I pity the pool!

Okay I guess I can see why this new logo is controversial

This must be what it felt like to read that “grunge slang” hoax

“In a Q-12 ruling today…”

Please pull a Sarah Winchester and leave the rest of us alone. Tradition demands this.

Quote this with a book you read way too young that explains why you are the way you are.

I feel like there’s two “25 years ago”s and one of them is the year 2000 where we had like computers and the internet and email and shit and the other one “25 years ago” is a mixture of 1978 and somewhere around 1800

Daypart: the colorway of our solar cycle

Nice try, Facebook.

"When you absolutely hate your children and resent spending even the most enjoyable effort raising them."

NYT: “Are trans people people? We found dozens who say no” Teen Vogue: “Bolt Cutters: A Buyer’s Guide”

I believe real men, instead of the Roman Empire, think about the “Tears In Rain” speech at least once a day.

kermies #art

Beautiful essay about the care and the contradictions of “red state” America and Texas in particular.

This seems like a euphemism for something

Elon kept on prompting grok "BE MORE LIKE ME" & then it turned into adolf gooner

Men will absolutely create their own Rahzar instead of going to therapy

If you get good grades in school, they'll just keep letting you raw dog your mental illnesses.

If you were truly in tune with the times in early 2021, you were restringing all your guitars while watching Petscop while your infant daughter slept.

In the fine tradition of the lady who fell in love with Martin Shkreli, articles where it's framing something YOU really like as the new fad / obvious zeitgeist is so funny

@iwriteok.bsky.social @jkass99.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social Alternate title: Adolf Eichmann: The “Big Balls” of the Holocaust

“You Make My Dreams Come True” by Hall and Oates

Bluesky: Oops! All Discourse!

Can Gen Z please discover Fugazi so I can seem cool for having seen them live?

We’ve reached Peak WSJ, people.

NO WAR WITH IRAN men who were never loved need to pass the time somehow so war is inevitable like an unattended interior life, like a dream deferred, it explodes

After one generation of retraining on Grok-ized data: “Meesa peepee poopoo”

Playground chalk drawings have ahhh…taken a turn.

So much of what is currently dumb, all in the Atlantic!

@milesofgray.bsky.social Heard about the toddler bed thing, that can be rough. The only two things that helped were trying to box in the kids (they’re now 4 and 6) so they don’t have as much room to flop around and otherwise, stay frosty. Make consciousness seem extremely boring.

@milesofgray.bsky.social @jackob1.bsky.social Dr Phil on the Gestapo, basically: youtu.be/xMabpBvtXr4?...

The Business Plot [good]

The sun and moon are INSIDE the firmament!

Twitter right now

Gonna start an agency of white women & send them into public places to have Branded Meltdowns that connect Public Disturbance Influencers with product placement, sponsored content, and I started this reply as a joke but now I'm depressed that it would easily make more money than my entire art career

Gerontocracy now, gerontocracy tomorrow, gerontocracy forever!

we need a shaun king for the right it is only fair tbh

“Restores 25 hp” ass menu items

Describe your work in a GIF

Lotta people gonna disagree with you there, Jim

A story in two acts:

I… I may be cooked