Charlie Kirk is more annoying dead than he was alive.

The only thing Ted Cruz is actually whitewashing, is history.

We are in the dumbest possible timeline.

Laura Loomer has no business telling anyone what they can or cannot do to their own body.

Was Charlie Kirk a racist? How about you let him convince you in his own words.

Every right winger right now is like

Why are there terrorists? Because terrorism works against cowards.

I miss Carl Swagan

I'm going to kill whoever did this.

Stephen King is everything that's wrong with Centrist Democrats. He doesn't do his research. He just spouts whatever he feels like saying and gives the conservatives ammo to fire left.

Sometimes people just leave your life, and they're still right there.

Anna was right to leave him.

Pumpkin Spice Melange

Pumpkin Spice Melange

Charlie Kirk once said, “British colonialism is what made the world decent.’” Guy celebrated genocide. I'm glad he's dead.

The FBI should look into who had the most to gain from the shifted media coverage.

The people who are robbing you blind, poisoning your air, food, and water, the people who want to destroy you and your entire way of life. Those people are saying you should be respectful.

It's 9/11 eve, don’t forget to set out some milk and cookies for George Bush tonight.

If you've voiced your outrage about Charlie Kirk being shot, and not about the two children who were shot in a Denver school today, you can eat my entire ass, you disingenuous fucks.

What if his neck just did that?

Obama a bitch

Kira a bitch

As meatloaf said, two outta three ain't bad.

Somewhere a monkey paw's finger curls.

Jerry Seinfeld dated a 17 year old high school sophomore when he was 38 years old.

It's starting to look like 9/11 came a little bit early this year 🎉

Explode in your throat like I'm Charlie Kirk.

I think both of them playing Clarice will get confusing.

Ladies, imagine you're about to get down with a guy, and he whips out these bad boys:

This is so gross

It is the duty of every single American to beat the everliving shit out of every single ICE agent they see violating the constitution.

The Thing (1982)

If you do not take a B-vitamin complex every single morning, you are cheating yourself out of a good bit of clarity and wakefulness.

In 1979, the Dept of Education was founded. Since then, the US went from first to 24th in the world in Education. This was the plan. An uneducated population is easier to control.

Bro, we get it

Tori Branum from Georgia cried wolf to ICE, causing 475 people, here legally, to be shackled and caged. She single-handedly stopped construction of the new Hyundai-LG plant, which was a $7.6 billion dollar investment creating 8,500 new jobs.

"Dad sends birthday cards?'

Being a Twitter microcelebrity is easily one of the most addictive things that can happen to a person.

I think I'm at a place where I can finally let Twitter go.

Popping a boner pill at the US Open just to feel something.

God will never allow me 8 hours of sleep, for fear I would become more powerful than he.