Donald Trump would have us believe that he “needs” a billion dollar ballroom to be safe. And yet the next big event he’ll attend will be outdoors on the White House lawn. Maybe he’s lying about “needing” a ballroom . . .

My grandma used to tell me she was “just resting her eyes,” but I knew she had dozed off. The difference, she wasn’t the President of the United States in the middle of a televised meeting.

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I’ll take that bet, Lindsey.

Thank you for the mediocre dinner theatre… Now, let's get back to those Epstein Files and the survivors ready to testify against the Epstein class! Let’s. Do. This. 😎✨

What a disgusting disgrace for a President. 🖕🍊🌮💩 ✊🔥✊

If the president of the United States is so hated by Americans that he literally can’t leave the White House, then maybe he’s the problem.

Yes, I was suspended for the "serious" violation of making a joke.

The President thinks he can bend reality. We need a Fed Chair who will assert reality and do what’s best for our economy. Kevin Warsh can’t do it.

Let's pretend how we think this conversation went: Kennedy Jr: "Men are smarter and know what's best for women's health". AOC: "Are you kidding me, you voted for a guy who said we should inject ourselves with bleach!"

This is your periodic reminder that Democrats introduced legislation in 2021 to ban gerrymandering nationwide and every republican voted against it except two who were absent.

The President of the United States is a liar.

Smart of them to schedule it indoors so he doesn’t get struck by lightning.

So glad to see someone so beautifully articulate what I think about almost every day….

Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum has signed a decree establishing Universal Healthcare for all Mexican citizens. The United States could’ve had this, but people chose economic collapse, cruelty and death instead. I’ll never regret voting for Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris.

1. It’s time for Generals to disobey orders 2. It’s time for Trump’s administration to invoke the 25th today 3. It’s time for Republicans to grow a set of balls #MOG8

Congress, vacation is over! He’s threatening genocide and war crimes. STOP HIM!

Regardless of whether it’s all talk, when the leader of our country expresses plainly genocidal intent, everyone has to do something. For citizens of all political stripes, it means rejecting this madness. For Congress, it means taking action to rein him in. Now.

It probably doesn’t matter but I called my Democratic members of Congress. And it probably doesn’t matter but they should push for impeachment. Because morally, it still matters that we try.

The President of the United States is threatening war crimes. That alone is illegal. He is unfit for office. I am urging the entire military command to remember your oath to the Constitution. Do not follow illegal orders. Do not commit war crimes. The stain and repercussions will be endless.

Okay, again... this is how TF you write a GD'ed headline!!!

@jaketapper.bsky.social thanks god you helped prevent a senile man from being President! Good job.

The biggest story in the world right now is that the president of the United States is a demented old man who takes pleasure in torturing and killing people and is committing crimes with impunity. And yet most legacy media outlets are too cowardly to tell it like it is.

It’s funny that a rumor that the US president was taken to a hospital has millions of Americans on the edge of their seats just waiting for that glorious announcement. If other countries are reading this… we hate him more than you could ever imagine. HATE him!

Whether it happens 6 hours from now, 6 days from now, 6 weeks from now, 6 months from now, or 6 years from now, it will be one of the largest worldwide celebrations in the history of the human race.

Well, well… If the 14th amendment was not meant for modern immigrants, then the 2nd amendment was not meant for modern arms. #truth

We are screwed….

Epstein files. Now.

The truth of it.

Let's focus on something we ALL agree on: #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files

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Celebrating the 250th anniversary of the United States with the dumbest, most corrupt president ever in power is a bit like celebrating a wedding anniversary after your spouse murdered all your children and drained your bank accounts.

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Low effort liar.

It’s absolutely wild that people *still* think they’re trying to run a government at all, let alone serve the people.

We haven’t forgotten @whitehouse.senate.gov

Another day, another attempt to rig the elections.

If we’re buying oil from Iran while we’re at war with Iran, doesn’t that make us the dumbest sponsor of terrorism in the world?

💯 on 🎯

Who would have guessed that the legal system in America was so fragile that a single crazy president could ignore the whole thing, from the Constitution right down to state laws? Why does the Supreme Court and Congress let this demented moron act like the dictator of a banana republic?

Elizabeth Warren: "I am a hard no on a supplemental. This is not a war the American people want us to engage in. This is not a war that makes us safer ... No. No more money. The only thing Congress has the power to do is to stop actions like this through the power of the purse."

American soldiers are being killed because the president doesn’t want you to know that he raped little children for decades. And if I’m wrong, sue me, asshole.

How come “How are you going to pay for it?” is never asked about endless war?