Donald Trump is not a pedophile just like Richard Nixon was not a crook.

Another simple truth.

Simple truth.

Lock the Pedofuhrer the fuq up!

At least they're getting it right. Time to dump the DFM (dolt fucking media) and look outside our borders for the truth.

We can also leave it to our DFM (dolt fucking media) to not tell us!

Miller with his pregnant wife.

For those saying that what happened earlier this evening wasn't staged, you have GOT to think it's sus regardless, given things like... ohhh I don't knowww... certain aircraft and certain radio frequency activity.

I can explain tonight's security lapse: DOGE. Thank you for your attention to the splatter.

Ooh, did someone call it?

Just so we're clear.

I hope this is nothing, buuuuutt...

I approve this message!

A lil' Saturday AM poetic justice:

The mere thought of KKKarolying procreating. Ew. Just ewww!

Release the Epstein Files, not Ghislaine Maxwell.

I mean 🤷‍♂️

Yep. We are!

I haven't.

THIS!

This is the best we have, at least for now.

Splendid interview

"I’ve served three presidents and advised a fourth. I’ve been in and around several White Houses.

Never allow a six time bankrupt pedophile with FTD access to the nuclear codes!

There's always... uh, I'll just leave this here.

Maybe it's a good thing I deactivated my Twitter account soon after Edolf's takeover was official.

I couldn't stop watching this.

You lookin' at me???

So ladies, if you want monogamy and loyalty, stay away from wealthy men. If you want money and do not give a fuck about having a paper tiger marriage and needing to stay perfect or get replaced, keep hunting for a rich man.

While I hope the parachuter is safe, I'd agree.

Blowbert should know!

There’s only one person who can get Bluesky working again:

I'll toss one into the #Jokesters ring.

Close enough.

Your daily reminders: -He IS in the Epstein files. -He DID know Epstein. -He IS a pedophile. -He IS a felon.

It ain't gonna go away.

I think we’ve found the reason for Melania’s bizarre presser today. This was posted this morning.

Sure. Next?

It's circular, just like the financing deals between the tech companies inflating the AI bubble.

Say wut? 🤣

Indeed.

For the umteenth time... what ceasefire?

And yes, Melania, keep talking!

"Our fingers remain on the trigger." Nope, nothing to see here. 🙄

They're threatening THE VATICAN???!!!

Up Dump's rump

We're truly on our own.