I burnt the dinner I made for mum so I put msg in it

the Friends of Alf have made 380,000 meals happen so far and it hasn't even been 24 hours, what have YOU done today with your Posting teamfeed.feedingamerica.org/teams/7634

....nice.

Waking up from a nap at 5:45 pm

time to put away the halloween decorations

this pic from Friday was cute as hell wtf

the demise of affordable places to dance without some prick filming you or charging £20 for the privelege is really bad for this country. a safe space to dance and drink is damn near a human right. it's something peopel have doen for thousands of years

this song has been in my head all day youtu.be/Gg5SwyTvAHw?...

this is based actually

Theres an unhinged midde aged man swinging his air max about 10 inches from my face on the train #okay

Eminently beatable

I feel like I say this every year but I really need people to hear it. Halloween is the best American holiday. Just kids outside welcomed into their world, marching around together, showing off their costumes to the elderly, parents meeting parents, neighbors catching up with neighbors.

He just like me fr fr

When my cat waddles over to get head kisses

post your simpsons costumes

She ripped 💔

It's "But I Don't Want To Wear My Jacket On Top of My Costume" weather outside

this cold weather is frankly ruining the slutty robot vibe

I'm going out but I already feeling sleepy

Facebook is making a comeback

He walked so Zohran could fly

Berserker

“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten

I hate the cold so bad

Every American is a temporarily embarrassed millionaire and every Brit is a proper working class lad from a working class family no matter what he's the CEO of.

if a british person identifies as working class, they're emabressed about how rich they are, if they identify as middle class they're embaressed about how poor they are

Sabrina carpenters new album is SO like Buck’s Fizz I couldn’t quite get over what I was listening to at first

I mean closest corny pop band now is like, maybe The 1975? Sabrina Carpenter's newest album is pretty cheesy (good) but all of them have really good hair

Genesis is one of those bands where It's genuinely hard to parse that they were ever not a dad band. Like they came out dad when they were born you know

Angel of my dreams! I will always! Love you and hate you, it's not fair!

It’s funny that young people are drinking less, smoking less, having less sex, etc, but Christian conservatives still talk like this generation is descending onto Babylon, talking about how much ‘harder’ it is to be a faithful Christian now - Because gender. Which really gives away the game

Book

(I'm literally a nerdfighter ai just can't believe how epic bacon this all is, in the same month as Phan Is Real)

why does this look so WRONG it's so so uncanny valley...Hank Green on QI...Peak lib dem shit

New Mills, Buxton, Hayfield neurodiversity services. I run these groups!

if I buy this for my gen z colleague does that count as age based discrimination as outlined in the equality act 2010 (she does say things like 6 7 or whatever)

omg

read it like Irish republican at first like yeah!!

my blutooth headphones accidentally attached to my sister's and she was blasted with Dear Hank and John Such lib dem violence

Frank Ocean- Strawberry Swing

Can You Feel My Heart by Bring Me The Horizon is a great pop song

one of my controversial 2025 take is that body positivity isn't really for skinny white people. Like society celebrates your body plenty actually and seeing more thin white cis able bodied people just feels like more propaganda and not particularly positive or progressive at all....

Drinking Club Mate is like yes it tastes disgusting and the glass bottle is heavy but on the plus side the caffeine will give you a panic attack

Tron (1982, Dir: Steven Lisberger)

Lol

(If you do not have a valid tickey then you will be killed to death in the sensory room in a way that is probably not disruptive to the vibes of a sensory room [we hope])

oh! I'm eating drugs