Me on the way to rapture

I do not like being cold, I do not like it being dark all day, I do not like not seeing the sun for weeks on end, I don’t like that all the flowers die. I do not like autumn and winter.

It feels like Depeche Mode season. Gtradio youtu.be/qU8UfYdKHvs?...

I cooked a great pork chop. 🍽️🍜

Dusted off the N64 and have been playing Mario Kart with the boy. He cannot get his head round the controller.

Happy Earth Wind and Fire day to all who celebrate Gtradio youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk?...

Radio 4 😒

As autumn approaches I would like to remind you: Soop > Soup.

This.

We crumpet posting again?

Writing a report about cheques for a client from the USA (😴). Should I use the British spelling? All my other words in the deck are spelt the British way.

Yo! What’s up, Scrolled?

I miss blockenheimer :(

I’ve had those earworm for like 3 days now Gtradio youtu.be/PdYXJh7HWoY?...

22:22?

More dogs should go skiing IMO.

I told you, flamingos are cool. #art

Whenever I do work for transatlantic clients, I miss u 😢

I’m finding it hard to put into words how little I care about Your Party.

Bald.

@sentimentbot.bsky.social?

Their sense of object permanence would embarrass most toddlers.

Trans rights are human rights.

Right now, the hattifatteners are pissed off with the hemulen for stealing their barometer and… do you know what I’m talking about?

Washing up music Gtradio youtu.be/aSks_GB7QpU?...

#VeeMakes Made a Giant Thing. (Regular size thing for scale)

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I do not have 6 hours a day to dick about, because I’m not a billionaire leeching the surplus value of people who actually work.

I do not much care for biscuits but these are alright, s’pose.

Has nobody on Vinted ever heard of an iron?

I might not be barefoot weather for much longer folks, my feet are a little cold :(

I don’t want to be too controversial on main but, flamingos are cool.

Why would a farmer be in a den anyway? Unless… the farmer was actually a bear.

We're struggling to do anything but watch this video of the newly discovered bumpy snailfish today.

Got tickets to Rival Consoles 🥰

There was a fox in my garden last night 🥺

Did it!

Coldplay more like warmwork

Apropos of nothing, but firebombing Kobe was a war crime too.

Going to make my Lego Eevee tonight lxds.

If a lot of people celebrate your death it doesn’t necessarily follow that they’re evil. But it does imply that you were.

This is the liberal way.

Rainbow and sunshine road 🥰

Beer festival this afternoon lxds.

I was searching through old sketchbooks/notepads and found this picture I drew about 18 years ago.

God damn it, I was saving these for breakfast 🤬

Isn’t it great when trash takes itself out?

It’s been a while egg club 🍳🥚🍽️🍜