For the entirety of my kid's scholastic life, I've taken March Break off to spend with them. This, their very final March Break before they graduate high school, is the first one I haven't been able to take off, because my boss beat me to it, & he says we're not able to both be off at the same time.

Guess who just made sure he's going to be laughed at longer. Hint, it's Timothée Chalamet. okmagazine.com/p/kylie-jenn...

Complaining about spring is weird when it's still winter.

A joke Teenager often told when they were young: Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple sauce. To be fair, they were 4 and didn't understand knock knock jokes.

Ford: "While the judge cited Canada's Charter of Rights and Freedoms, when we talk about rights we need to be clear that every person has the right to safety and security" But apparently only whites get the rights. Sorry, Dougy, that's not how it works. At all. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

I like the setting, the kind of semi-noir mystery, but.... Sex! Drugs! LOTS of swearing! Bet this was some white dude's idea of "edgy".

Some mechanics are needlessly difficult. Is she dying a lot? Yes, yes she is.

Going to stream a game that's been on my To Play list for some time, SlavicPunk: Oldtimer. www.twitch.tv/doomsdayfair...

Tonight in D&D, an 18' tall yeti turned my 3' halfling cleric into a butt plug.

Teenager: You ok, mom? Me: No. What? Yes? Yes, I'll be fine. BUT THOSE CHEEKS!!

I full on had baby rage this morning. Was walking with my kid, who's just about to graduate high school, and saw the most inhumanely adorable ever. They had the biggest squishiest cheeks ever I nearly died!!

A very important must-know in my eyes, so I'm sharing this: This gesture is widely recognized as a discreet way for someone to signal they need help, allowing victims to ask for assistance without drawing attention. Be on the lookout!

Your job is to pick the worst actor to play James Bond.

Please sign this and support Canada as an escape for our transgender friends and family in America (and people who we don’t know yet too)

To my Canadian friends, an acquaintance started a petition to allow US transgender citizens to claim refugee status here. www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en... If you’re Canadian please sign it. If you’re not, please share ❤️

I'm sure the next one in charge will be a different sort of shitty human being, but still, don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, bitch. www.cbc.ca/news/world/k...

What's everyone reading on #WorldBookDay? I'm double fisting two books: currently reading Of Monsters and Mainframes, by Barbara Truelove, a hilariously fun book of scifi meets classic horror monsters; and Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, by PKD, the book that inspired Blade Runner.

For your #WhiskersWednesday consideration

Rebuilding a workstation, I found a box of abandoned items and was presented a very rare opportunity: While holding up a bag of marbles, "Anyone need a full ball sack?" a coworker was rummaging through it, and pulls out a couple of the larger ones "That's a nice pair of knockers".

It'd be a shame to see this still making the rounds.

Netanyahu on how Israel is different from Iran: "Here's the difference ... these mass murderers in Tehran target civilians." Netanyahu is wanted for crimes against humanity, including the murder of between 75,000 and 186,000 civilians, at least 20,000 children or babies.

Ben Mulroney accidentally shares video with fake footage of him being a respected media figure

I just discovered, much to my own bewilderment, there's a game coming called "Not A.C.A.B." Really. Looks like AI drivel that some butthurt not-all-men brodude shat out over a weekend bender while the wife and kids were at her parents, away from him. store.steampowered.com/app/4058920/...

Does it even matter anymore?

It's wild when conservative media uses a punk song as bumper music (coming in and out of commercial breaks) because they think the song's a bop. Like, have they ever stopped to listen to the lyrics of those songs?

I watched 1984 with the Teenager last night, and it wasn't long before they started drawing all the parallels to current real life.

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some Zen to the feed.

The biggest threat is a girl with a book and a voice.

Mental check-in. Memes only.

When I was young, 1. As I grew older, the other 3

If you see this, post a character that begins with a "G".

“This isn’t a complex, nuanced issue: Canadian MPs shouldn’t be meeting with people threatening Canada’s sovereignty, let alone adjudicated rapists or their apologists.” cultmtl.com/2026/02/the-...

They made a new account, just to block people. That certainly is a choice.

The cats just had the loudest slapfight I've ever had the experience to experience. Tufts of fur wafted through the air. They are now in separate corners cooling off. I just hope they worked out whatever set it off!

A lovely article on the late Éliane Radigue. 💜😢 www.theguardian.com/music/2026/f...

Too little, too late, Discord. discord.com/blog/getting...

Incredibly sad news. Éliane Radigue was a major influence on my own work, especially on Daughter of All. RIP to a legend in electronic compositions. 💔😢

Ngl, I read the headline before realizing it was the Onion, and thought it was for real. That's how far the line between satire and reality has blurred.

The people benefiting from nepotism would be far less egregious if they never claimed to be self made. Some are talentless hacks who absolutely wouldn't be where they are if it weren't for their last name and their parents' access.

"Just trust us, bro. It's fine." This Discord spiral is getting worse all the time. Never give your ID to them. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCi9...

Today's episode of D&D: A Mouthful of Caytlin

How was this not bigger news? www.ctvnews.ca/canada/artic...

Would it be too much to ask for to have a unified games library application that looks at your libraries across the different platforms and puts it all in one place for you to never play?

I'm starting to think my coworker doesn't know what job he's had (for well over 2.5 years) or even what industry he's in. Some things you don't just drop (without telling anyone) because you can't figure it out, and your boss isn't around to figure it out for you.

What would also be good, and I'm just spitballing here, but how about restrictions on price gouging being done by grocery chains.

Another good take on Discord's fall and some alternatives. (vouching for Matrix/Element. we switched and it's good) www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGbJ...

This is the closest they've been without one of them (the tiny anger void) doing a violence. This is promising. 💜🖤🐾

Sadly, this still very much applies. When will the CBC and Canada’s mainstream media start fact-checking Pierre Poilievre and the Disinformation Party of Canada?

Today, playing a very different kind of game, Syberia: The World Before www.twitch.tv/doomsdayfair...