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Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live: The Cure Depeche Mode Nine Inch Nails David Bowie KMFDM Gary Numan The Birthday Massacre Duran Duran Green Day She Wants Revenge

I have never wanted anything more www.youtube.com/shorts/YPkxE...

Picked up a DIY ramen kit from the grocery store near my work and it was far better than it had any right to be.

Does 'Murica have any holidays that aren't about war?

If they kept this to themselves and didn't force their choices on others, I'd say let them cook, and let nature take its course. But, alas....

I'm sorry, what now?

If LauraBunchonumbers wants to be a baby factory, power to her I guess, but leave everyone else out of this. Also, children shouldn't be having babies, creep.

Happy #Caturday from the cats who neither like nor hate each other.

I just spent the better part of the past two hours tormenting my corgi with a spa day: Hair trim, brush out, and a wash. She is now hiding under the bed.

Dani can go ahead and STFU and separate herself from Canada. I think we'd all be alright with that.

I just had a butter chicken flatbread pizza-like thing. I like the concept, but the execution leaves a lot to be desired. The sauce was pretty weak, and needed more of it, in general. I'll make my own version of this, I think. It has potential.

Not the flex they think it is.

Had a trip to the dentist today. Trying to eat with a half frozen face is super fun. So frozen my left side sinuses are so numb which is really weird.

They're very quick to run with the "this was definitely done by the transes!" narrative. And never bother mention otherwise.

It's fun when someone aggressively misreads things, and instead of a simple "oops", they pretend the whole thing never happened.

I can promise you I most definitely fucking haven’t

Years ago (I was 18), I dated a girl who was OBSESSED with the Weather Network (the TV channel, before this "internet" thing caught on). Not what the forecast was for the week, or even later that day. We all check that all the time. No, she needed to know what it was like outside *right now*.

A Tail of Two Kitties: #Caturday

Why Fred Durst looking like he just wandered off of a fishing boat now?

Ohhhh... It's the *deluxe* edition that's on sale, not the regular edition. That's still $64.99.

Real weird thing with Steam and Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 last two times it went on sale. They INCREASED the regular, pre-sale price, then discount it. It's currently "on sale" for $62.39. Yesterday, the regular price was $64.99.

So look, I make choices. Not all of them are good ones.

Always channeling my inner Bea #beaarthur #fotd #faceoftheday #restingbeaface #rbf #goldengirls #thegoldengirls #dorothyzbornak #staygolden

On my way home from work, I saw a chihuahua do a handstand to pee. Like this, but less pug.

Is it Friday yet?

ngl, basketball would be way more entertaining if they went full contact like that Wemby fella did.

Teenager and I went out for brunch, and they gave me a Black Forest chocolate scented candle (it is quite literally, the best smelling candle I have! I'm getting a second one for backup) and now they're making lasagna for dinner. 13/10 day, no notes.

The new Social D album dropped after FIFTEEN years (!) and while the whole thing is fantastic, their cover of Chris Isaak's Wicked Game is brilliant. www.youtube.com/watch?v=sb_Y...

Teenager sent me a cat compilation video where the last cat was white and fluffy and named Come Shot. They were giggling the whole time in anticipation for me to get to that part. I don't know how I feel about my child knowing what that means.

d) all of the above.

Can't wait to get all sorts of misinformation from a bunch of social media wingnuts who are suddenly specialists in epidemics again. Absolute horses.

On Wednesdays we wear black.

I woke up an hour ago, and have cycled through being sleepy enough to fall asleep to brain won't shut up 3 times already. Tiny Anger Void thinks it's play time, too.

Keep it private! Unless you want your account private, then in that case, WAFFLES!!

It makes sense he'd take off the helmet. Man wouldn't know honor if it slapped him in the face with a wet trout.

Happy Star Wars Day!!

Just a reminder that you can currently order/mail Mifepristone from a whole bunch of online places 'over the counter' & it has a shelf life equal to the current administration.

At an pinball/arcade bar that is doing a Sega NHL 94 tournament and the smelly middle age man energy is strong

Oops! I did it again.

NEW TORI DAY!! open.spotify.com/album/6KnWKW...

My boss could be a politician. We were talking about a system upgrade we're doing, and I was asking questions about things we could test out, and if we had equipment to try this tests with, and the circular non answers he gave....

I am also still tired, so today has been just grand.

2nd cup of coffee worked so badly I needed a 3rd. Which sat untouched for half an hour and now it's cold and I'm sad. Happy Thursday.

Absolutely incredible watching the same ghouls who spent years vilifying trans people moving on to do the same to people with autism.

With jokes like this, it's a wonder why Denny here doesn't have more friends that are girls.

"Get fucked, gonk"

Prohibitions have famously worked incredibly well.

I would love this podcast, or maybe a YouTube travel/food show.