I was very skinny as a teen, but now im caked up. Is it correlation or causation because I wasnt diagnosed till my mid 20s when I thickened up a little bit

WE JUST ADOPTED A NEW PUPPY AND I AM OVER THE MOON I ALREADY LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!!!

RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!” “A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”

Hey you! Stop playing Fortnite!

I never did a transfer of follows from Twitter when I migrated, so I didnt realize I wasnt following @parkermolloy.com which was sad, but the way I found out was an amazing "fulnecky" pun in reference to Charlie Kirk on the A Bit Fruity podcast which was...perfection. Utterly peerless in execution

Not even taking a free game from two evil corporations and one evil woman is gonna make me touch a game I would have LOVED to play a decade ago

I didn't have a chance to take a Pic of it, but the hotel Emily and I are staying in for parental vacation had a Cafe with an EXTREMELY yassified Frida Kahlo with only the smallest bridge of unibrow and I'm nowhere close to her main audience but I was offended for her

The way im gonna devour a top down shooter with pixel graphics and a 90s era aesthetic. Call it a chocolate cake and me...well...me cuz imma eat that shit up!!!

LOUISE: Holy moley, Dad, what reeks? BOB: Toranaga-sama gave me a pheasant. LINDA: Li’l stinky there, Bobby. BOB: Lin, this is a Riverbrook Lake Farms heritage pheasant. You have to dry age it. TINA: It doesn’t LOOK dry. Did you accidentally wet-age it? GENE: I’ve been at a wet age my whole life!!

I feel like the chairs outside of fitting rooms are the department store version of a cuck chair and I have no words to explain why. Does this scan? Are those the vibes anyone else gets?

I haven't touched 3 houses since I finished my final route, but does the switch 2 make the game perform/look better? I haven't had ANY desire to play it since then but watched a video with some sort of gameplay mod that made it look smoother and it made me kinda want to revisit it for the first time

Literally reported someone saying "if it's brown, it should be in the ground" on a post on Facebook about the Palestinian genocide. That is not enough to be considered hate speech. I am aghast by the modern world

Watching the gdq run of adef's pick my main run. Having a name ring out for eevee and the announcer saying, "thanks demora avarice in the crowd, who ever you are!" is hilarious. You would instantly be able to pick her out of the crowd

Is it just me, or does Jim Carrey's Grinch serve cunt? I know Martha may serves cunt on a heaping platter, so they match each other's freak

Why we stopped politicians from calling these people fascists and nazis is absolutely beyond me. Genocidal ass language from a human formed piece of shit

Happy Thanksgiving, please rise for the national anthem

I ran out of gas for my full zelda series playthrough after a while (just needed a switch up and other interesting things released), but i feel like im about to try and do the same thing for fire emblem now. God I love this series and I am so bad at it. Lol

This may be the funniest I have ever been.

Fuck you for being SO ACCURATE! LMAO. This is honestly so funny

Lmao

The exquisite pain of having a hot take but not having anyone in your life to share it with because nobody you know falls in the Venn diagram overlap of your weirdo obsessions.

I just learned that Grey DeLisle, before voice acting, stripped. Which, get it girl because you are very attractive, but also imagine going to a club, getting a couple dances from someone attractive, watching ATLA many years later, a child's cartoon, hearing azula and getting the WEIRDEST erection

Everytime I thought I reached the end of my journey, silksong just kept getting more massive. I still haven't unlocked act 3, and I just honestly dont know where else to go...which i am saying as a good thing, no game's massive world has left me so in awe for quite some time

I saw someone a while back say, "not to use this site like a journal." And I say fuck that. I need to complain to no one for a tiny bit of catharsis. That being said: I feel like fucking shit right now and I am not sure what it is that's causing it (fingers crossed* not covid)

I want Ms. Rachel in charge of everything.

This game was so fucking stupid, vapid, meaningless, mean spirited, and high key fucked up. I adore it

The right will pretend someone OBEYING THE LAW, especially in terms of federal court rulings, is somehow a "gotcha" moment. Hilarious. Kat is such a queen for being this civil to such an idiot

Just disgusting.

Remember when plants vs zombies was the best mobile app for a decade and then EA put out a sequel that was pay 2 win garbage? And then they kept putting out crap? Man, that sucked

As I often do, playing FE engage, and I have tiki equipped to Kagetsu, and whenever you attack while engaged, they make their dragon forms so enormously cunty that it is so weird how FE as a series is very bad at LGBTQIA+ stuff because some queen animated that FOR SURE

Man, fire emblem engage is so much fun. So many cool options, and I fully support the use of DLC after the midgame twist. It could be a perfect game if it didnt necessitate the start button during almost all cutscenes and speaking segments

I remember seeing a gross lede about that AI "actress" about how she can be anything, especially a virgin (paraphrased but that's what it said essentially), and all I could think was, "this guy has NO IDEA what happens to a LOT of AI image generators." Iykyk

Honestly one of the only reasons I would start praying again

I messaged a friend who I've known since high school about a song from a memory of ours, but after many years of thinking, "oh this is a funny story" I now realize that maybe the guy saying "booty booty booty" to her in a convention center isn't whimsical, but actually horrible harassment...

They say never meet your heroes but you should absolutely have (as) healthy (as possible) parasocial interactions with them on social media because it is usually a pretty interesting, if not wonderfully hilarious, time

Hilda needs to stand up for her boo

I don't remember what i said at the time, I more than likely jumped to conclusions off the back of drama YouTubers, which sucks considering how much "you're wrong about" I've listened to, but it seems like the Completionist just made a few bad calls then got dog piled for them and that sucks

I every year do a listen through of modest mouse's full discography during the late fall and winter (depending on how badly adhd hits). The new(er) albums-anything after good news-are less wintery but long drive and lonesome crowded west especially HIT in wintertime

When I see the 4 hour length on a @shaunvids.bsky.social video essay and I gotta throw up my hands like, "goddamn it! Guess im splitting my attention between AT LEAST 2 things for hours today."

No new pictures, where you at mentally?

relevant life lesson from comics on this one

Hey @moderation.bsky.app REINSTATE @lexialex.bsky.social NOW. Suspending her is unbelievably vile.

Shoutouts to the fact that next September 10th all the memes will be about a white supremacist getting merced and i can finally forget the other thing. We're free people!

civility is when a white guy calls for minorities to be eliminated in a calm voice while wearing an expensive suit

This was 3 weeks ago

Tonight I constructed one pretty weird parasocial repost, and then felt overly weird and immediately deleted it, and in its place I made a different reply on another person's post that was still a little weird but much more acceptable. It's the little steps we take to improvement

5 more years of Fodland discourse!