As your attorney, I have to point out that they have banned overly sweet vape flavors that would be appealing to children, so stop selling those. Client Tobacco Shop: Bet. We got rid of the candy vapes. Good. Oh, by the way, we added a bounce house, that’s fine, right?

Today is the day Trump became President

This is really well done yourbrainonmoney.substack.com/p/gambling-i...

housing is more expensive now, but also a lot safer. this kind of home was considered cream of the crop in the 1980s

Rest in Power, Corn Pop. Amazing he could menace Joe Biden at a pool when he was 130

Herman Melville on moderates, all the way back in 1857:

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

I bit the bullet and bought an electric car last weekend, and hopefully utility prices stay low, but apparently I have amazing timing

It ain’t me, I’m no 6’9 son

I would have to get some type of eye-protection from the rolling they would do if I were in the sotu address

I’m sure Trump did all kinds of shit with Epstein, but I imagine that the majority of references to him in the emails is just stuff that makes him look dumb, incompetent, or a fraud. (Or all of it)

I’ve got a real “reverse Benjamin Button” situation going on

Les Wexner's attorney during the House Oversight Committee deposition on Epstein: "I will fucking kill you if you answer another question with more than five words."

some of you are looksmaxxing when you need to be booksmaxxing

bill watterson was so good he drew a six year old smoking and everyone was like 'goddamn that's incredible'

At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

Ask and you shall receive

it is apparently the 25th anniversary of the greatest piece of art Denton, Texas, has ever produced

Last year I traveled all the way to rural Vietnam to officiate a friend's wedding. It was a beautiful ceremony that mixed cultures and language, and was a celebration of the best of humanity. He just sent me this post and said "this is how you lost the war."

Every single year I’ve been alive, the announcers have ALWAYS said “this is the greatest event watched by BILLIONS AROUND THE WORLD!” Then they put on a half-time show that reflects that, then the ugliest people say “no, we don’t want them to have it.”

You definitely want to learn to stop saying, "I am SO OLD!" long before the people to whom you're saying it just look at you in response with expressions that say, "I mean...yes."

one of my favorite jokes in arrested development is when tobias is talking about his marriage falling apart and says "well i DONT wanna blame it all on 9/11 but it certainly didn't help" (a risqué joke for the time) but that's how i feel about donald trump rn

Reading this is like watching Uncut Gems, but for lawyers. Lawyer files AI Slop, gets called before judge and tries to explain himself. Utterly fails.

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

10/10 ICE protest sign

I had sinus surgery on Tuesday, and was recovering pretty well, so decided to get a kidney stone today. Not my greatest week.

STOP MAKING SENSE (dir. Jonathan Demme, 1984)

RIP Sly Dunbar (1952-2026)

Comics retailing legend Greg Ketter standing up to ICE in Minneapolis. Yes, that's tear gas. He's 70 years old.

Protester in Minneapolis just before disappearing in gas: "Fuck you! Stop. Damn! I'm 70 years old and I'm fuckin' angry!"

This 1943 U.S. Army film warned about fascism in America

On a downtown street in Minneapolis, as people stream out from the massive march, Mary Tyler Moore says “fuck ice.”

Tomorrow's front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune: Jan. 24, 2026

Computer: Do you want to trust this device? Me: Yes. i love my device Computer: If you trust this device, it will have access to your data. It can change your data. It can do anything to you. Me: I Will Die For My Device Computer: We Are Bonded In Silicon And Desire

he got "please clap'd" at the international evil conference

I’m sure these would turn out like the “rock mug” my mother-in-law purchased for my wife.

hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca

What if, after Elon Musk creates AGI, it is activated and put in charge, and the first thing it says is: "well, clearly you need to dispossess the billionaires and implement communism" ?

He really is doing all of it.

Just divide by zero who gives a shit anymore

[Shouted in “let’s go” voice with Minnesota accent] DON’T CHA KNOW!!!

I wonder if people ever think that I’m really into Dave & Buster’s when I say I love d&b. (Drum & bass)

orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing

One of the best to ever do it