1/ A longtime Wired editor just wrote a mush-brained essay about how he totally missed the political rot of Silicon Valley (& still doesn't get it). But in the late 1990s, a Wired journalist warned of a toxic ideology bubbling up from tech. Paulina Borsook has largely been erased. Let's change that

ladies if he’s a matador that is a huge red flag

There’s no rule that says a Golden Retriever can’t play basketball…but what if there was? Thus begins the opening lines for my screenplay “Air Bud: Class Action Attorney” and yes the dog does drink himself to death. It’s not a happy story it’s the story about how these systems crush us.

Man, unconfirmed reports of shots fired at our county fair where my family is. This is ridiculous.

I hosted a play through of Arcs by @leder.games and made a custom Keynote deck to display the cards on a monitor so everyone can read them. It is the first time I’ve gotten to use the Touch Pad on my MacBook Pro I’ve had since 2018.

::slowly stands while clapping::

I don’t like the Apple Keynote repeatedly referring to the iPhone as “iPhone” without the definite article.

Warhammer is Precious Moments for people who hate God

"no one has explained to me how" - someone who has definitely had lots of people explain to them how

Just passed a daycare called “Hugs and Tugs”

My “I did a good deed and then got in an unrelated car accident” press statement is raising a lot of questions already answered by my “I did a good deed and then got into an unrelated car accident” press statement.

rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides

The fact that we must differentiate the First from the Second Defenestration of Prague remains an all time flex of that lovely city

Met our new neighbors, who have a German shepherd. He said that “he tried to teach him German commands, but his old lady said ‘he doesn’t even speak German.’” My wife: “I think that people just teach them those commands.” He earnestly responded “I truly believe that, I do.”

Jfc

I’m a little sorry but this is just what my brain is like

i see a red fence and i want it painted black

CIA approved tactics for populations under hostile occupation

Slightly diminish a band: Panterita

"For the love of God, Montresor!"

This has become the most viral thing I’ve ever put on the internet and I think that rules

Obsessed with this photo of Mr. Rogers that looks almost exactly like The Onion sickos guy.

my daughter talks a lot of shit for someone I am letting win mario kart

Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

Living with an urban planner (Emily Bernstein in the New Yorker).

when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet

Truly indistinguishable from satire

A lot of people with "Kill Your Local Pedophile" bumper stickers are embracing federalism. "No, he's our NATIONAL pedophile, so it's okay."

nathan fielder (narrating): my client, who works in real estate, wanted to connect with a powerful financier. but he needed a way to stand out from the crowd. the plan? write a cryptic birthday message with a drawing of something sexy to grab his attention

Perfect quote. No notes.

You WILLL NOT guess what this is about. But I encourage you to try before clicking through for the answer. www.reddit.com/r/AskNYC/s/X...

this is a pretty good article www.liberalcurrents.com/the-politi/

I came home, parked my car, and opened the door before I saw this guy hanging out a few feet away!

me and the squad flexing our dope new petards

Guys let’s not jump to conclusions. It’s not as if the birthday card mentions anything truly incriminating, like “cheese pizza”.

JFC, this is grim. This is literally what people on the left have been warning about for years, and it's just so brazen.

The new Superman movie was pretty great. It was difficult not reading the Israeli occupation of Palestine into some pretty big scenes. Don’t know if it was intentional, but that was the way I read it.

Trump calling a black man articulate, smdh

Groko’s Basilisk. Has anyone done that yet?

It’s the Tour de France, or “the time of year I get to freak out my wife by talking about guys’ ‘souplement.’”

You should put two spaces after a period when: - Writing a fax to your travel agent - Penning a eulogy for your uncle who just died of "confumption" - Addressing the constable or lorde of the duchy

Bad news, America.