Missed opportunity for Zohran to say that "groceries" is a weird word. Is he really that good of a politician?

He’s surrounded by such wormy little losers at the White House that I think he was like wow a cool guy

"The hiring of a former opinion journalist with strong views on Israel and diversity, equity and inclusion" get out of journalism, you're all fucking useless

Man notorious for fucking teenagers in Russia thinks the Epstein scandal is overblown.

this would have been a month-long scandal in 2011

Olivia Nuzzi was doing presidential candidates the right way. By Ezra Klein

Weird how the book banners got power, and it's Nazis and rape all the time. Who could have guessed?

Trump and his courts literally, and I mean this with no hyperbole, have destroyed whatever was left of U.S. consumer protection standards, regulatory independence and authority, and corporate oversight and the press genuinely could not give any less of a shit. I'm not sure many of them know.

you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric

Megyn Kelly saying she'd be fine with Trump touching a 15 year old is a wild thing to say out loud. Even in the MAGA world that's gonna arch the eyebrows of their more casual viewers

Jeff Epstein staring at his watch and tapping his foot waiting for a little girl to be 13 so he finally has Megyn Kelly's permission

well, there's nothing in the rule book that says Pluto can't have huge tits

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

The day Michael Cohen pleaded guilty Epstein is asking about David Pecker: www.npr.org/2018/08/21/6...

bout to trade in some wings at wingstop

C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQ7cPSf...

I might name the winning model after someone who has shown they can win national elections, but otherwise yeah!

Spider-Man villains but they’re muppets? I don’t know.

Analysis | Tuesday's election was no fluke. If Democrats want to win in 2026, they need to make the campaign a celebration of Dick Cheney. by Dick Morris and Mark Penn

Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything

“tom homan is a bitch” is a winning message

Today's news is devastating to my Dick Cheney write-in campaign for my district's open school board seat.

not to be redundant but as a NY to Seattle transplant I'm endlessly amazed by the ease of mail in voting and it's a travesty that this isn't the norm country wide

not only does the richest known nazi in the world endorse andrew cuomo but he’s boosting it as a paid ad on twitter

The funny thing about this clip is that Ken has maximized liberal infighting by cutting out the part where she says, ”and that's not good enough and we should be pissed off about it." Don't pay attention to clowns like this whose agenda is apparently just making people mad.

geddy lee claps for the blue jays in 7/4 time

Cuomo's campaign is banking on voters like this

they know they're supposed to be blaming the Democrats for the shutdown making people's lives worse, but they're so passionate about the concept of making people's lives worse that they can't stop themselves from talking about how they think people's lives should be worse

I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.

Doesn't he need to disclose his status to those poor kids before he gets within 1000 feet, or is that just sex offenders that *aren't* president?

If democrats want to lose in 2028, the best way to do it is to rally behind this loser in 2025. Important to get this point across now, rather than wait until Newsom tries to pivot to seem like he doesn't suck shit.

Excuse me? So the company the President currently owns is teaming up with a cryptocurrency company to create a prediction market, which will take bets... on things the President himself has quite a lot of control over? Gosh, I'm sure nothing bad will happen. www.ft.com/content/4855...

“I didn’t have that on my bingo card!” probably because bingo cards say things like B23 and G15 not herpes monkeys on the loose.

[I’m sure I read or heard some version of this metaphor previously, but …] Democrats should eagerly welcome former Republicans into their home, but those former Republicans don’t get to then say, “Your home should look more like a Republican home,” when that home burned down on their watch.

I don't think it's a coincidence that so many Dems who are convinced protecting trans people is what lost Dems elections hang out on the algorithmically driven brainwashing machine run by one of the country's most prominent anti-trans activists 12 hours a day bsky.app/profile/gell...

Still thinking that Joe Biden could've won in the year of our lord 2025.

reality is very upsetting to the right wing so they are spending a ton of time and money building an alternate reality safe space to delude themselves into believing they aren't unpopular assholes

There are NO KINGS in America—our Constitution is very clear that no president can serve more than 2 terms. This is the LAW, not a suggestion and no wannabe dictator can change that.

they’re not beating the weirdo allegations

My cab driver in Arkansas was a Bush-McCain-Romney-Trump-Trump-Trump voter. He said he hadn't given much thought to the 2028 election, but that if Zohran Mamdani becomes mayor of New York, the Democrats can kiss his vote goodbye.

Almost every major news story this week is about how the entire economy is now gambling, scams, bribes and theft.

Odds are this aggressively did not happen. But it would of course be just as unconstitutional to spend money donated to the government without a duly enacted appropriation as it is to spend tax money that way.

this didn’t happen and if it did it is also impeachable

Over the past week, the president said the DOJ should pay him a quarter billion dollars, bulldozed half the White House to build himself a gaudy ballroom, bragged about murdering civilians in international waters, pardoned some more criminals, directed federal prosecutors to indict his opponents ...

I think Tesla would pretty clearly make better products and sell more units of them if it could somehow divorce itself from Musk entirely.

The responses this post is getting, combined with the animating grievances of large swathes of politics, has convinced me we need a kind of society wide PSA about how Buying Things Is Optional. You don’t think video games should cost $100? Don’t buy the videogame. Buying Things Is Optional.