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I own a computer. Mechanical Engineer OH ➡️ WA Mostly dumb jokes about tech or current events
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My "I have become so ensconced in internet culture that I am incapable of thought outside the confines of meme formats and it has become a hindrance to my ability to consume and process information let alone interact with others" shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt.
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Andy Craig
about 11 hours ago
You could not more perfectly invert the whole point of the power of the purse than this false notion the legislature cutting off appropriations means the executive gets more power.
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nilay patel
about 8 hours ago
"What is this entire anti-terrorism memorandum if not an admission that terrorism works, and that terrorism has secured the White House?" wake up babe
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banger alert
www.theverge.com/policy/79051...
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Ah, he hit her with the ol' "Takes One to Know One" retort. Classic.
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Anna Bower
1 day ago
One reason I’ve resisted getting on TikTok is simply that I know the information ecosystem there—especially about law!—is so bad that my whole life would become this meme
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stephen fowler
1 day ago
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: The so-called Department of Government Efficiency effort has failed to deliver on its outsized promises to cut costs and increase efficiency, NPR's latest analysis of federal data finds.
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Federal agencies are rehiring workers and spending more after DOGE's push to cut
Eight months after the Department of Government Efficiency effort to shrink the federal workforce began, some agencies are hiring workers back – and spending more money than before.
https://www.npr.org/2025/10/01/nx-s1-5558298/doge-fiscal-year-savings-budget-rehired-government-shutdown
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Coach Finstock
2 days ago
I'm seeing so many "kickers are too good" takes and yes they can hit from further than ever but I am seeing some truly rank attempts on extra points and gimme 30 yarders. Can Aubrey hit from 60? Sure. Can Harrison Butker suck his own cock? No but he has tried
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Asha Rangappa
2 days ago
Reminder that one of the first things this guy did was install a TV makeup studio at the Pentagon
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southpaw
3 days ago
Content creators tend to think any spectacle is defensible if they can say health and safety concerns have been attended to behind the scenes, but that’s not really it imho. Mr. Beast’s whole thing is that his subjects’ desperation for cash allows him—a wealthier person—to indulge his sadism.
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Jane Coaston
3 days ago
Nostalgia is poison.
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NPR
4 days ago
When I get up and make my first cup of coffee, I do it like performing a sacred ritual. I know that those beans traveled far, and were cared for.
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Savor your coffee; someone probably lost sleep over it
When I get up and make my first cup of coffee, I do it like performing a sacred ritual. I know that those beans traveled far, and were cared for.
https://n.pr/4gJdAUl
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Brandon Kennedy
5 days ago
RIP Kaleb Horton
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
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Molly Jong-Fast
8 days ago
The worst thing we can do at this moment is be cynical.
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We should all understand at this point that the fact that so many people are talking about the fucking rapture is a wholesale indictment of algorithmically ranked social media. We should still be talking about Hollow Knight Silksong.
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NY Times Pitchbot
9 days ago
Trump is pronouncing "acetaminophen" the right way. by Ezra Klein
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beside the point, but it fills me with a deep sadness that Ted Cruz has a podcast and that, presumably, multiple people listen to it.
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Black Aziz Anansi
11 days ago
If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.
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Got my Cambridge analytica settlement!
13 days ago
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My AI Andrew Tate agent told me my milk is about to spoil, and that it makes me a low status male
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14 days ago
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Aaron Rupar
14 days ago
Ro Khanna: "They're making comedy illegal. Brendan Carr pressured ABC to cancel Jimmy Kimmel, and Disney cancels Jimmy Kimmel. This canceling from an administration that lectured us about cancel culture. That's why today I'm introducing a motion to subpoena Brendan Carr."
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Senator Patty Murray
14 days ago
Hospitals across Washington state are being forced to lay off staff, reducing services because of GOP health care cuts. This is real. And it’s happening because Republicans chose tax cuts for billionaires over health care for our families. I'm fighting to repeal these cuts.
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Seattle Children’s to cut 150 jobs, citing loss of federal funds
The hospital says 154 employees will be laid off and 350 open positions eliminated in November.
https://www.king5.com/article/news/local/seattle-childrens-layoff-150-jobs/281-62ef8f3f-69a5-4824-bf24-0524ec70a7d4
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Alex Fitzpatrick
15 days ago
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Tom Nichols
17 days ago
This is extrajudicial execution, without any clear threat to the US, no authorization from Congress, and far beyond even Article II. The military is not the president's personal hit squad. Or wasn't, until now.
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Sharon
17 days ago
i think about this vance quote a lot
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I accidentally forgot that Sunday could be spent doing things other than Silksong.
18 days ago
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Daniel Ahmad
20 days ago
Time to break out the chart
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A third dog.
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19 days ago
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Helena Fitzgerald
20 days ago
free floppy discs, delivered to your home, by a cool new company called “The Purge Approaches with Great Fury and Speed”
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A different dog.
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20 days ago
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sarah jeong
20 days ago
I don't know how people are getting their hot takes and spotify playlist speculation off when the official confirmed details imply ...... this specific thing. we should all be paralyzed right now. just every brain circuit should be smoking.
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Dog (and sun)
20 days ago
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This, but Sam Altman and Tucker Carlson.
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21 days ago
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Thinking of going off the grid until the discourse around Kamala Harris's book is over. Someone please send me a letter when it's safe again.
22 days ago
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Sean O’Kane
23 days ago
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Me, writing a birthday card to my best bud: "I think it's awesome that we both steal cars all the time and never pay taxes. Happy birthday. Here is a thumbprint to remember me by"
24 days ago
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Nicole Tersigni
24 days ago
writing “I HAVE DONE SOME HORRIBLE CRIMES” in a birthday card, which I have cut into the shape of a man being robbed and bludgeoned with a hammer. I have to put it in the mail because I’m no longer welcome at birthday parties.
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Jeffrey I wrote you a poem
3 months ago
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Mark Joseph Stern
24 days ago
BREAKING: By an apparent 6–3 vote, the Supreme Court halts an injunction that had prevented immigration agents from racially profiling Latinos in central California. Sotomayor, dissenting, says the decision is "unconscionably irreconcilable with our nation's constitutional guarantees."
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Is there much of a
#woodworking
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25 days ago
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Building a couple tables.
25 days ago
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Hollow Knight was way harder than Silksong.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL
28 days ago
Bjork was only thirty or forty years ahead of everyone else, it’s fine
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL
28 days ago
Listened to this while album today and it still rips
open.spotify.com/track/6JQVN9...
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Nicole Tersigni
28 days ago
donald trump: I’m the strongest president this country has ever had. I arm wrestled abe lincoln and I [lets out a 17 minute fart with three little farts at the end] won. new york times: President Donald Trump Gives Powerful Speech Honoring Lincoln, Barely Any Farting
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Ash Parrish
28 days ago
then, out of nowhere, TIG OLE BITTIES
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Boo!-per Lund
28 days ago
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Karl Bode
28 days ago
fuck them poor rural kids
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FCC chair teams up with Ted Cruz to block Wi-Fi hotspots for schoolkids
Ted Cruz’s anti-hotspot bill stalled, but FCC is ending Wi-Fi program on its own.
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2025/09/fcc-chair-teams-up-with-ted-cruz-to-block-wi-fi-hotspots-for-schoolkids/
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Canceled for my posts about how Silksong is anti-woke because Hornet is conventionally hot and white.
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St1ka
29 days ago
If you're an indie developer, you should hang this screenshot on your wall and use it as inspiration to never give up
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Karl Bode
29 days ago
I was writing up a list of recent Republican "wins" on telecom/media policy this morning for a story and I'm fairly certain I probably missed some
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Karl Bode
about 1 month ago
using a website owned by an overt white supremacist to tutscold a website full of trans activists and scientists
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