Apple Photos Reminds Man He Was Nude In Capitol Building 5 Years Ago

You know who has Universal Healthcare provided by the government? Folks in Argentina do and the US taxpayers sent them $40 Billion Dollars so they can keep it. How are your premiums doing?

A cartoon by Olivia Noble. #NewYorkerCartoons See more from this week’s issue: nyer.cm/XA9F8cO

I wonder if the two are related 🤔

Did you know your MacBook has a sensor that knows the exact angle of the screen hinge? It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.

Asbestos as a metaphor for where I suspect we might be going with LLM tools: rapid push to shove it into everything as a "modern solution," then an eventual "oh shit" walkback.

I think it’s really really important that liberals go everywhere especially places where they may speak to people outside their bubble. That’s why I’m trying to go on places like bill Maher’s show.

Please excuse the absence of conservative pundits this morning. They're busy deleting their 2021 posts about how the President couldn't deploy the National Guard on Jan 6th.

Who's really using AI? The evidence suggests its students using it to write their papers for them. Is AI great or what!?

I hate when someone rings my doorbell because I have to drop whatever I’m doing to be silent and pretend I’m not home

I stand with @pbs.org and their efforts to carry on the legacy of the CPB. "For $5/month or $60/yr you get access to PBS Passport and the entire Masterpiece library plus Great Performances, etc. Defunded but not defeated." www.pbs.org/passport/lea...

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I’ve never met a young person who drips racism & sexism into casual conversation, & who relentlessly blames the poor & the desperate for the crimes of the rich. I’d trust my 11 year old son to make a more informed choice in the voting booth than an awful lot of the grown ups I know.

Solid good trouble right here.

$60 to local PBS station gets you the passport program, with free streaming of all shows. I’m a proud subscriber!

Paramount+ sub = $60 a year Shift that $ to your @pbs.org station instead and you’ll do two good things at the same time. Do it.

Dem Party: We are spending $20M to figure out how to talk to male voters. Mamdani: Save your money. I have +45 favorability with male voters & +73 with men under 45. Endorse me. Dem Party: No way dude. Now—why is our favorability is -54? Let's spend $20M on wealthy consultants to figure it out!

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

For those deleting your Paramount accounts please consider donating to PBS or a rural local PBS station. www.pbs.org/about/about-...

Just a reminder that PBS has a streaming app that you can get that is five dollars a month. No commercials except the one at the beginning. They have great programming and the money goes towards helping PBS.

If they think Superman is woke, wait until they learn about Jesus.

Ted Cruz Assures Texans He Working Tirelessly To Get Vacation Refunded theonion.com/ted-cru...

Pride Month may have ended but our commitment to the LGBTQ+ community remains strong.    The Shapiro-Davis administration will defend and protect your right to love who you love and live proudly as you are in this Commonwealth, now and always.

The Senators that voted 'yes' on this disastrous bill represent more than 30 million FEWER Americans than the Senators that voted 'no.'

If a bill is so bad that you have to exempt entire states from its consequences to win the votes you need—just don't pass the bill! Why do people in Washington state deserve Medicaid & SNAP cuts, but others don't? This is plain wrong, and it's just no way to legislate.

Every time a cash register rings, a televangelist gets his wings.

I wish Democrats would fight as hard against Donald Trump as they do against Zohran Mamdani.

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The correct term is ‘assassinated’ or ‘murdered.’ The AP makes it sound like an accident.

Younger people will be shocked to hear this, but way back when I grew up, anytime you saw a movie where some government official stopped someone on the street and demanded to see their identification papers, that was supposed to let you know they were the *bad* guys.

TWO WEEKS !!

It should be illegal for law enforcement to wear masks and not show ID. This makes it too easy to impersonate law enforcement and murder people in their homes.

#nottheonion www.semafor.com/article/06/1...

Every machine in a Hospital that diagnoses your body without cutting you open is based on a principle of Physics, discovered by a Physicist who had no interest in Medicine. If you think the world doesn’t need Basic Science, or that somehow Science has failed you, think again.

If you want a gag done right(ish) you gotta do it yourself. Credit to recorder movie scores on yt for the Imperial March cover.

If a military parade marches down a street and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Even Trump knew his parade was shit.

That army parade was straight outta Spinal Tap.

For decades the NRA and other gun nuts told us that their guns were to protect us all from a tyrannical government. So a tyrannical government is here, they are all sitting on their asses, and the people who want gun control have taken to the streets to defy the tyrannical government instead.

Juegos estúpidos, premios estúpidos www.yahoo.com/news/latinas...

I never, ever want to hear another god damn word about state’s rights…