Mamdani is going to implement Shari Lewis law. Everyone will be required to stick their fist up a lamb's a Excuse me, there's someone at the door.

Mamdani is going to implement Sharif law. Citizens will be forced to watch all 400+ minutes of Doctor Zhivago and Lawrence of Arabia back to back with no breaks.

I know people think Musk only bought Twitter to help the rise of fascism. While that’s important, I still think it’s secondary to his primary goal, which was to own the place where his fans praise him. With AI, Musk’s use of the platform for love and validation is only getting more transparent.

Happy Caturday! Did I mention that my cats have created their own Instagram account now? They’re trying to get more followers than me, the little jerks! www.instagram.com/catscakeandc...

sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference

Speaking of SCTV it’s a big fat bummer that it’s not streaming anywhere. So, GoFundMe to raise $150 so I can have the used DVD box set?

John candy doc by Colin Hanks is sweet, touching, if fairly straightforward. Full of unearthed home movies from childhood + his young fatherhood but unsurprisingly highlight is the hilarious SCTV bits (“Yellowbelly,” Schmenges, Johnny LaRue) the interviews are nice but I just wanna watch tons of SC.

Argghh I truly hate being unemployed right now (I’d prob buy way too many Blu-ray’s tho)

Has Speaker Johnson, who prides himself on starting the Civility Caucus, commented on a member being verbally harassed and berated like this?

“…the worse it gets for him, the more obvious it is that he’s losing, the more desperate and extreme he gets. That means we can’t sit back and relax, counting the days until the midterms and a beautiful blue wave. We need to maintain our sense of urgency.” www.americaamerica.news/p/a-punch-in...

I have a friend who has an invisible disability and has a small service dog who helps her out so much and is very well trained. But what to do when someone slaps a service dog sign on a clearly *poorly trained*/not a service dog, so they can enter places? Well nothing of course. But why do this?

I hadn’t even caught that the great crime novelist Walter Mosley wrote penultimate ep 7 of #TheLowdown until after I’d finished it but hot damn. No wonder that episode is relentless and packs so many punches into an hour. www.indiewire.com/features/int...

TNF curse of injury and subpar play aside, it’s kinda hilarious how the Broncos just keep winning either weirdly or ugly. Something will probably give (losses or improvement) eventually but for now… 🍿

I feel like broncos players just hate their special teams coach at this point lol When you see a very talented punter twice shank a punt, It’s like they’re trying to get him fired.

remember kids: if you work hard and *really* fuck things up, a pack of cultish dopes will happily throw money at you anyway

As a sports fan, is there anything less stressful than watching your favorite NBA team in October and November?

Trump just continually shooting our country in the face. This unwarranted (and likely illegal) destruction of Goddard is madness. It jeopardizes the next several decades of space exploration.

My mom was excited to hear Ezra Klein lecture yesterday. Found him charming and bright (which he can def be). Should I provide a contrarian perspective or just let her enjoy? I already told my folks this week why they should stop watching 60 Minutes so I think I’ll keep this one to myself.

TIL (via y’all on BlueSky) that Debra Messing is someone who has really lost her mind into Islamophobia eh? Yikes.

holy shit.

Brave brave Sir Robin!

Love Maya Hawke so much lol Amy Poehler: Did your mom give you any advice about working with Quentin (Tarantino)? Maya: keep your shoes on.

“You go on. Laugh. It’s just a sandwich. Yeah. But what if instead of Italian, or whole wheat, that bad boy had been on rye? You ever had a damn caraway seed in the eye, man? You ever seen what that does to a man?”

jews, notoriously compliant and never questioning authority. *someone whispers in my ear* wait the Torah says WHAT

Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face the right way. by Ezra Klein

Zohran doing the

All’s Fair on Hulu features a lot of really talented actresses. And also Kim Kardashian is in it. 🚮

Ran across job listing on LinkedIn for an editor for a magazine about conservation for duck habitats — for duck hunters. So it’s about conserving waterfowl populations and protecting their spaces, so they can be shot. Honestly, I get it, but also, it’s not for me I think?

thank you for all the support; the statement from our union is now live here with some more reporting. now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.

The level of elite ghoul flopsweat going on over the NYC election is pretty unprecedented

Look, it's impossible to get just how stupid this is into a single headline, but I tried, okay?

“It has no real purpose other than to strategically plant lies into a reference manual. This renders it not only a malevolent product, but a lousy one.” www.sfgate.com/sf-culture/a...

I can think of a few in my replies here or friends even who could stand to read this piece in the @theguardian.com “If the Dodgers are bad for baseball, why was the World Series so much fun?” www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/n...

New idea for a cat chew toy (that I’m trademarking! ™️) A chew toy that looks exactly like headphones and charger cables. For certain totally innocent kitties that like to chew on many things

For the love of all, please please get your Boomer parents to finally stop watching 60 Minutes. Whatever it once was is propagarbage now.

Watching the Minecraft movie, it’s so incoherently bad I walked out. Of my own home. (Good fun cast tries hard but maaaan.)

Guys like Freddie and Ohtani and Mookie are also there because the Dodgers were the organization willing to pay workers their fair market value as opposed to most of the rest of the league working as a cartel to depress worker pay!

So the World Series MVP is an… immigrant

Yet another reason we should be more like cats: cats don’t know from, or DGAF about, #DaylightSavings. So we should be more like cats and get rid of it.

Teams trailing entering the 9th in World Series winner-take-all games are 3–33 Wins: 2025 Dodgers 2001 Diamondbacks 1997 Marlins The Dodgers are the only road win

I’m so happy and proud of my team but feel very bad for equally good Toronto, their fans have to be so gutted and I’m truly sorry (esp since I know what that’s like.) But What a classic series! Everyone was riveted here on BlueSky too which made it more fun to be alone watching baseball.

“How do you give a guy $325 million without ever throwing a pitch in MLB” — Josh Reddick, 2024 on Yoshi Yamamoto

Will Smith has caught more innings in a single World Series than anyone in history, and then he went and did that.

It has been said that Toronto is the Hollywood of Canada. No matter how the cards shuffle out, tonight is a win for fans of the silver screen.

Absolutely incredible game and series. Will Smith is clutch. But and I say this as a dodgers fan, given the jays incredible offense and the dodgers broken down bullpen this one clearly ain’t over by a long shot. Hang on to your butts!

FUCK WHY DID YOU GUYS LET ME TRY THIS IVE NEVER BEEN SO STRESSED IN MY FUCKING LIFE

Here's what I'll say: I think I've seen better World Series, but I don't know if I've ever seen a World Series with so many things I'd never seen happen before.

CAN’T WE JUST END IN A TIE?? IT WOULD HELP IMPROVE NATIONAL RELATIONS #Worldseries