JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled

sad news out of santa clara this morning. a super bowl commercial practice run with the LiMu Emu has gone south after the animal's parachute failed to deploy, causing the insurance mascot to plummet into the ground. Investigators unsure why a live emu was allowed to participate in the first place

YOU MADE IT SAM NOW FINISH THE JOB

here in LA it's really quiet but that's also how it sounds after a big Rams win

I have to take my son to a birthday party at fucking Chuck E. Cheese tomorrow at 4.

Vince Coleman LF-CF Debut: 1985 - Retired: 1997 DET - CIN - NYM - SEA - STL - KCR

This is RUTHLESS lmao

Getting promoted after doing this is crazy.

I understand why the Bills would do this but this does not feel like the right coaching cycle to be doing it.

The Seahawks just played eight straight quarters against the 49ers without allowing a touchdown.

Tariq Woolen is living proof that the poptart and pizza roll diet works.

Looks like Drew Lock will get to play tonight after all.

Belt. To. Ass.

The duality of man.

This is what they “wanted”.

Kyle is in dipshit mode let's go

What a bullshit, little league playcall that was.

Shaheed lifetime contract incoming.

He pulled a Billy Cundiff.

Happy New Year. Things are happening.

pov: you are a phillies player who just publicly criticized dave dombrowski’s team management

I can't wait to not be able to afford the Grandmother Premium package so my heartfelt memories are interrupted by my Grandmother pitching dick pills to me every 2 minutes

I asked ESPN Research and they asked Elias Sports Bureau and they looked back as far as they could (to 1978) and it would appear Jalen Hurts is the first player to ever commit two turnovers in one play. Isn't history beautiful?

Having a good kick returner is so fucking sick.

College kickers are amazing.

It might be time to storm the Dipoto compound and take over.

Incredible play from Prysock.

Jesus apparently needs $500 in Home Depot gift cards, immediately.

This man is insane. open.spotify.com/album/1StqUa...

They can always rebuild this.

Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold

Kirk trying to beat the double play.

Giving up a home run in the bottom of the 9th of World Series game 7 to Miguel Rojas means that you are legally required to retire.

Ernie Clement sounds like the name of a wire reporter embedded with American troops at Guadalcanal.

Glad to have unlocked a new sports trauma.

They might never make it back to this point in my lifetime. Gonna try to enjoy this game for what it is.

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Cal 😭😭

Julio is so fucking sick.

Behold, The Polo Grounds.

These men are hot.

Mitch Garver triple? Clean inning for Carlos Vargas? It’s heat-check time.

Starting a GoFundMe for Doug Eddings' Lascik procedure.

They really decided Doug Eddings should be umpiring this game. Amazing.

More like Ice Miller 🥶