This Las Vegas ballpark fucking sucks.

Great win. I hated it.

I do enjoy a good Brooks Raley meatball slider.

⚾ D-backs @ Mariners 05/30/2026 Final: D-backs 1, Mariners 5 Deserve-to-Win: D-backs 0% / Mariners 100% (Tie 0%) https://dtw-str.streamlit.app/Game_Detail?gamePk=823132 #MLB #Dbacks #TridentsUp

These camera shots of all of the Spurs fans hugging like they just defeated the Axis powers are killing me

The thing about throwing only fastballs is they have to not suck.

DO NOT LET ROB REFSNYDER GET HOT

They could never make me hate JP.

if the mariners ever figure out how to field an actual major league lineup you’re all screwed

BROKE: It's anti-Semitic not to root for the OKC Thunder WOKE: The OKC Thunder must be returned to their ancestral Zionist homeland, in Seattle

Josh Naylor’s career numbers versus the White Sox.

JP!

I believe that growing facial hair would have greatly improved the trajectory of Ryan Healy’s playing career.

Randy is so fucking electric.

Wow, the Yankees really got to find someone who can make contact

Luis Castillo is so cool.

Cooper Criswell is dead to me.

Brendan Donovan lifetime contract incoming.

Dick sucking factory just called. They’re closing down the factory. Broke the union’s back. I thought this was the one factory that we wouldn’t lose to AI

Gunnar Henderson’s facial hair does a very good job of making him look racist.

Basically anything except for exactly that would have been cool there.

Looking to get a lot of mileage out of this.

remember, spring training is fake and doesnt matter. unless youre a mets fan. in which case you should be spiraling. spiraling. spiraling. spiraling. the walls are closing in. you cant breathe and you cant even think. you're trapped now and you'll never get out, you're trapped here forever

mike tyson's full name is mike thank you son

i need to find the clip from the preview show where my official prediction was paleontologists will be needed to exhume the pats offense after the game

Macbeth: SHIT

We are finally free from the discourse.

Me trying to read this and make sure it didn’t say Logan Gilbert.

DeMarcus Lawrence confirms he went off script on the last fourth down stop. Recognized the back was coming out of the backfield as the hot read. Called it an “oh shit” moment. “Like McVay said, fortuitous bust.”

JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled

sad news out of santa clara this morning. a super bowl commercial practice run with the LiMu Emu has gone south after the animal's parachute failed to deploy, causing the insurance mascot to plummet into the ground. Investigators unsure why a live emu was allowed to participate in the first place

YOU MADE IT SAM NOW FINISH THE JOB

here in LA it's really quiet but that's also how it sounds after a big Rams win

I have to take my son to a birthday party at fucking Chuck E. Cheese tomorrow at 4.

Vince Coleman LF-CF Debut: 1985 - Retired: 1997 DET - CIN - NYM - SEA - STL - KCR

This is RUTHLESS lmao

Getting promoted after doing this is crazy.

I understand why the Bills would do this but this does not feel like the right coaching cycle to be doing it.

The Seahawks just played eight straight quarters against the 49ers without allowing a touchdown.

Tariq Woolen is living proof that the poptart and pizza roll diet works.

Looks like Drew Lock will get to play tonight after all.

Belt. To. Ass.

The duality of man.

This is what they “wanted”.

Kyle is in dipshit mode let's go