“No ethical consumption under capitalism” doesn’t extend to fascist stormtroopers actually.

It’s my partner’s 40th today and we were supposed to be going out for dinner but we partied a bit too hearty last night. Pizza and kamikaze girls instead

Did someone say 'boxing'? 'The Boxer' (1933) by Russian artist Konstantin Somov. 🥊🌈🎨 Happy Boxing Day! #BoxingDay #Christmas #queer #lgbtq #art #arthistory #1930s 🗃️

Blogging is biphobia but we're not ready for that conversation.

>"cis" women on testosterone in "heterosexual" marriages. you guys actually believe this shit? this is just trans without the pronouns

SELL IT TO WHO, BEN?? FUCKING PUMAMAN??

ngl I should spend all day making dinner more often. I’m very calm.

Y’all, the Castlevania: Awakening In The Moonlight musical by Takarazuka Revue is available legally on VOD with subtitles starting today until the end of March, this is a great adaptation and the women in this show are so good, PLUS this is a rare experiment globally Please see it if you’re curious

I’ve left the turkey out to get the fridge chill off before we start prepping it and Anzu is pressed.

Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”

Tonight you’ll be visited by three spirits

Why am I crying?

Got a job interview this morning chat. Anxiety is peaking.

It’s christmas troops, we could give ourselves a gift and bot have discourse this week. Would be better than trying to make people care about Avatar.

Still thinking about the day last week when I told the two absolute dads that sit next to me at work that before I was medicated, I had an irrational fear that everyone but me had been replaced by robots. Oh the awkward laughter.

When your friend who’s only drug experience is talking you down from chemically induced crash outs thinks you’re back on your bullshit.

Punched him so hard he turned into a soyjak

I’ve shared these guys on every social media since bebo.

Don’t never let these old folk try to moralize to you fam y’all have no idea how chaotically horny y’all’s parents were at 9pm on Mondays

Me when someone calls me a slag.

The average zionism defender when asked to expand on their thoughts in any way.

i do not share the author's barely disguised fetish but i will defend to the death their right to publish it

Yes brain, it would be nice if a boy with nice arms kissed me on the lips but focus. We’re trying to process spreadsheets here.

Real inventing a guy to be mad at energy.

Three way tie between Vampire Survivor, Citizen Sleeper and Norco. This might have been the year I pretty much gave up on triple AAA

Manta Force Battle Fortress

Oh my god y'all I had not seen the rest of the Vanity Fair photos holy shit. Christopher Anderson deserves a medal. Look at this. He left the LIGHT SWITCHES in the edited photos! These assholes look like their well-meaning mom took a picture of them on their first day in a grown-up job.

You can usually tell how I’m doing by the ratio of coffee to Monster in my diet. It’s currently 0% coffee, 100% Monster. This means things are going well, probably.

Hi, I'm the CEO of Glorbo, the company who enjoys near unprecedented goodwill in our field, I'm here today to talk to you about our pivot to using the Magic 8-Ball powered by children's bones that everybody hates, I've given myself psychosis listening to the 8-ball aaaaeeeeeiiiiooouuuu

Ha ha ha ha, the liberal choice.

I’d finally be able to do the one thing my life has been missing. Finishing Criminal Mastermind in GTA Online.

Reminder: You don’t have to spend the holidays with hateful family. You can literally do anything else. Nobody is owed your time or attendance.

if mick foley can stand on business anyone can and should

From the Larchives. I don't think I've reposted this one yet.

Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.

The average person lived to be about 50-60 hundreds of years ago. The reason everyone fixates on the average human lifespan being 30 or 40 is because of the infant mortality rate. Half the kids didn't make it past 5; it dragged the lifespan average THAT far down. Vaccinate your kids.

Give the people what they want

My partner called these human dreamies and I can’t stop thinking about it.

I think about this tweet every day

Committed by the paramilitary that the UK has armed, using the UAE as a proxy.

The best time to cancel your TV license was a decade ago, the second-best time is today

I never remember to pay my phone bill but I remember all the words to Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous by Good Charlotte. Priorities mate.

Brb getting “gettin’ dat poosay” tattooed round my neck.

What?

behold, the platonic ideal of social media

Asylum seekers should be allowed to work… this honestly should be a mainstream left of centre view imo, crazy that it’s presented in any way as “radical”’

This is Charles Clyde Ebbets, the photographer who took the iconic “Lunch atop a Skyscraper” picture. Look at this fearless, dapper fuck wearing spats, suspenders, and a tie 850 feet above the ground. Absolute legend.