A movie that takes place where you're from. (Likely the only movie that takes place where I'm from, and even then only like the first act.)

took a clipboard to the grocery store this morning. this ain’t a fuckin game

Also no one including me thinks MTG is anything other than an opportunist

A lot of disinformation is circulating about what Senators/Representatives Slotkin, Kelly, Crow, Deluzio, Goodlander, and Houlahan actually said. Here is the transcript. It contains no accusation that the President issued unlawful orders, no call to disobey lawful orders, and no advocacy of mutiny.

Well, thanks for ruining blow jobs for the rest of us, RFK Jr...

What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/

Keep this story in the news. "Man Detained by ICE Found Dead, Hanging With Hands and Feet Tied—Attorney" www.newsweek.com/ice-detainee...

MAGA: Trump is going to strip Mamdani of his citizenship! Trump: I’d like to see Mamdani strip

The funny thing about this meeting is that Mamdani didn't back down on a single policy point or anything he's said about Trump.

completely outside of politics, this is so charming

[laughs in 6'6"]

Why do people give Taylor Swift shit when Carly Simon was out here writing "You're So Vain" over 50 years ago?

Remember a few weeks ago when Trump brought in a couple bulldozers and demolished about a third of the White House? That was weird.

Almost making me like Radiohead for a minute.

My 14-years-older-than-me wife, whom I have been with for 30 years, thinks you can go fuck yourself. I agree with her on this and most other issues.

If Mike Johnson is going to suck Trump's cock like this in a public space he needs to report this to his son with that app they use to report to each other when they get freaky.

theres no coming back from this without prosecuting everyone up and down the chain of command

In 2012, Larry Summers said in an NYT op-ed that my bilingualism would become useless. In 2025, I still have a full-time job as a translator and he is unemployed.

And what's to blame for that, TARGET?

Look, I know we're all sick of hearing "if this had happened with any other president ..." but it's absolutely true and absolutely can't be forgotten. For some reason, this nation gives this idiotic spoiled brat a free pass from things that would destroy the administration of any other person.

I need "Stats are down but he played great" to make it into the lexicon.

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Fellow old-ass music writers! Everybody check your spam folders from 2010! Surely ONE of us has an attachment of this mp3, and we all need to hear it.

After Boston told the Olympics to go fuck themselves, we'll be perfectly happy for the World Cup games to be moved. Fuck FIFA sideways.

The most embarrassing thing about Olivia Nuzzi is that she writes like this. But the most embarrassing thing about the state of American letters is that editors let her write like this.

Quiet, Pedophile.

See also Katy Tur. About whom Dan Patrick once said on his radio show after she visited the studio with Keith, "I didn't know it was Take Your Daughter To Work Day." His fetish for right-wing blondes is weird.

I think the universities didn’t convey clearly enough to Larry Summers and Laurence Krauss that they were expected to get sexual harassment PREVENTION training

To the people who are fretting that he wants the files released because his loyalists at the FBI have purged them of anything that would make him look bad: Y'all are assuming that Kash Patel and the boys are capable of that. These people cannot connect to the networked printer by Sheila's desk.

MTG is an experiment in how little it will take for white voters to ignore red flags they’ve already clocked

Nuzzi's fawning coverage of the sociopathic conspiracy crank she was having an affair with aided his rise to political power, which he is using to perpetrate the worst intentional public health catastrophe of our unnecessarily shortened lifetimes, and THAT is the STORY.

WOW, new signage!

Somewhere out there someone who’s the best at what they do is terrified that they have imposter syndrome while a bunch of barely literate pedophiles are very calmly running the world

As one of my neighbors has already said, Zac Segal looks like if roofies became sentient. Allston's already got his number.

Neighborhood folks, keep an eye out for this little shit and let's be sure to roast him loudly to his face when we see him. The hair will be an excellent starting point, but feel free to improvise.

(angry repost)

We all need to post pictures of ourselves at 15 to remind people how very young 15 is.

I don’t care if pope John Paul the second is in there…. GO to jail and go to Hell!

Today is a good day to remember, and to say, that the #MeToo movement was right, and was righteous, and has been vindicated over and over again. There was no overreach. There was no excess. There was no they-went-too-far. So much work remains to be done.

Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon that the lawyers representing Brett Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearing should accuse Christine Blasey Ford of being on medications that cause false memories or memory loss.

Did Underage Girls Ruin Politics? Tomorrow in the @nytimes.com

It all would have been much easier if, as would have happened if we were remotely a serious country, it all ended with the Access Hollywood interview.

Widespread online sports betting needs to be banned for the greater good

the only thing democrats should be saying today is “the entire republican party is engaged in a coverup of the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history”

Remember 5 years ago when people thought there were coded messages in the Wayfair catalogue so elites could traffick children in giant cabinets? Anyway it turns out they just send emails like "hey it's me, your best buddy Pedophile Jeff, come do sex crimes at my house"

OVERT ACT 125 In additional furtherance of the conspiracy, DEFENDANTS met on November 12, 2025 to discuss ways to wield official government power to prevent further news of the child sex trafficking ring from becoming public.

pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes

AOC: "It is unconscionable that what we are debating right now is legislation that will give 8 senators over $1 million a piece & we're robbing people of their food assistance & healthcare to pay for it. How can we vote to enrich ourselves by stealing from the American people?"