Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up theonion.com/austral...

Mexico, Canada, Ireland, Belgium, Australia, New Zealand, the United Kingdom, France, the Netherlands, Denmark, Finland, Japan, and Germany have all issued travel warnings to America

If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people: 1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money 3) We won’t need a lot of troops 4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq 5) We’ll find WMDs 6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators 7) It will be easy 8) It won’t take long All lies.

In these challenging times someone might need one of them: Childline: 0800 1111 Samaritans: 116 123 Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247 Mind: 0300 123 3393 Age UK: 0800 169 6565 Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650 Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677 MH text support: 85258

Here’s a sneak preview of the new #indyref2 proposed ballot paper. Should get the nod from the Electoral Commission.

Donald Trump has been ordered by a judge to pay more than £625,000 in legal costs after unsuccessfully suing a British-based company over allegations that he took part in “perverted” sex acts

The penguins of Heard Island and McDonald Island respond to the USA's imposed 10% tariff

Penelope Keith's career as a hitwoman has been outed by Russell Brand. But she is not the only one of our celebrated actresses to have had a secret past.

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“If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.”
Terry Pratchett; Lords and Ladies
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"A democracy becomes an oligarchy when the rich figure out how to pervert the laws for themselves...this is plain even to a blind man." - Plato, Republic - approximately 350 BC

In 1776 Thomas Paine published the political pamphlet "Common Sense". His description of the ignorance and unfitness of out-of-touch elitists who consider themselves 'born to rule' stands as true today as it did over 200 years ago.

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"When you Goooooo.... Will you send back, A lettuce from America."

"Hello, yes. I would like to order your smallest violin please. Thank you"

my body is not a temple it’s a crumbling lighthouse inhibited by a cranky 18th century sea captain.

Theftovers: When someone in your house steals the leftovers you were planning to eat.

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Trigger warning: This story about Caroll Spinney, the man inside Big Bird, might make the room dusty

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The Kurdish autonomous region in North & East Syria is being attacked by Turkey whose President Erdogan has long wanted to clear the region of Kurds: www.thenational.scot/news/2479460...

In 1890, the X and Y chromosomes were discovered. It was found that the men who were tested had 46 chromosomes, including an X and a Y, while women who were tested also had 46 chromosomes, including 2 X chromosomes. So obviously the conclusion was that the Y chromosome defined masculinity.