This is a cat check point. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone.

I’m so tired.

Somebody had a vet visit today 🙀 (she has been diagnosed with excessive cuteness, treatment is cuddles and churus)

Technically a Christmas bag but the butterflies make this springy and I mean it’s sort of celebrating a mother? 🥴

A neighbour friend popped by and brought me this lovely gift! Immediately crawled into Poppy’s catio and strapped it to a spot that gets a lot of sun 😸

Poppy did NOT appreciate me sleeping on her sofa/bed last night. After repeatedly using my boobs as a springboard I woke up to her butthole waving in my face as punishment 😾

fyi a lot of articles about cosmetics and beauty SUCK SOOO BAD and could use your help. you can research the science or history of a product in good sources and add it! you can trim rambly unsourced text! you can demonstrate concealer by uploading pics of your eye with and without it!

Every Canadian is excitedly waiting for a government form and if they say they’re not, they’re

Politicians pushing social media bans for youth are avoiding the real work of regulating tech giants that surveil us and spread misinformation - shifting responsibility onto individuals instead of corporations. Protecting youth means creating a world worth looking up from the screen for.

Ever want to want to rank all the SkyTrain stations like @jmcelroy.bsky.social but were overwhelmed by choice? Well no longer! Checkout my new web app that pits SkyTrain stations against each other to let you build your own ranking easily! kristianblais.github.io/transit-rank...

Meanwhile, virtually every Canadian governmental official (with the exception of our privacy commissioner) is not only not questioning the legality of X becoming the largest CSAM and non-consensual porn site on the internet, they continue to support the site by posting there.

“Calling it a ruse, a con, a gaslight. The man on the screen calling it a war not a genocide”. Adding to our anti-fascist playlist.

I was abandoned all alone for a whole two hours because I insisted on visiting @kahluanut.bsky.social when she wasn’t home 😿

Happy Caturday

‘A dog can always make someone happy’: B.C. senior paints 100 pet portraits on back-alley fence

LOOOOL

NO PET THE EARS MUM

HOW TO CAT: “Picture Time” . Subscribe on Patreon! www.patreon.com/HowToCat

Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad

this is peak journalism *chefs kiss*

All of Canada should get a personal day today because Catherine O'Hara's death feels like someone in the family has died. As much as Americans enjoy her too, y'all don't realize how much she's been on Canadian screens for nearly 50 years. We were raised on her.

Cats help your mental health ☕️ Buy me a coffee: buymeacoffee.com/scottmetzger...

Box!

“Sir we’ve lost r/massivecock”

If you sleep on my bed then I get to wiggle my finger in your toes these are the rules

The second edition of Freshet News is out! Read the e-Newspaper here! www.freshetnews.ca/wp-content/u...

As a rule I try not to listen to DT speak because I can feel my brain leaking out of my ear. So, journalists, I expect you to do your job and tell me what he said…not just play his insane ramblings on air.

Putting away decor I found tissue paper in a storage box so Poppy got herself a second Christmas

Block instantly.

When I'm anxious I forget that I have something multiple times and insist it is THE thing I need most. In 2020 I bought my mum panic tortillas for weeks. Now I have apparently forgotten that I have tampons enough times that if a war does break out I'll be THE first aid checkpoint for women. 🤦‍♀️

Let's face it, it was kind of expected ☕️ Buy me a coffee: buymeacoffee.com/scottmetzger... #cats #work

Some Grok users, mostly men, began to demand to see bruising on the bodies of the women, and for blood to be added to the images. Requests to show women tied up and gagged were instantly granted. ‘Add blood, forced smile’: www.theguardian.com/news/ng-inte...

If a new app was produced which had, as its core features, the generation of sexual deep fake images of children and calls for a violent global far-right revolution, then not only would it be swiftly banned, but you wouldn't have a single mainstream politician willing to associate themselves with it

As a Canadian woman I just want to say it's beyond disturbing to watch our own politicians and media justify remaining on a platform that is supporting the sexual assault of women and children - that IS what this is, it's sexual assault. And remaining on X/Twitter speaks volumes.

Tonight is the last night that my Christmas stuff is visible to the outside world. Tomorrow morning I take down the wreaths, turn off the outside lights, close the curtains and continue to experience Christmas joy where the neighbours can't judge me for it 🤪

The bus speaker has a smiley face inside also this is my first time on a bus since 2020 holy fuck i did it

This evening I’ve stepped out of my apartment to find a sneaky addition to my Christmas wreath 😼

Read this thread. I don't know what to say, other than we can't live like this anymore.

No cheating, reskeet with the most recent photo of your pet.

After five cards @kahluanut.bsky.social may be regretting this stocking stuffer 😹

First new glasses since 2016, pretty sure I could see an elk pissing in the mountains without so much as a squint.

Now open and serving 100% A-Grade Weiner Dogs 😼

Purry Catsmess!

Christmas Eve involves @kahluanut.bsky.social and I prepping the gifts for Poppy, and this one was a real challenge to put together and wrap. There’s a little grabby hole slash catnip-sniffy-slot because Poppy is a delicate gift opener 😽

Umbrella skirts are top male fashion in Oasis Springs this season.

With only 102 days to Easter, stores including B&M and Poundland have started selling chocolate eggs. Thus we're in the Venn diagram overlap of two commercial festive seasons, where you can simultaneously food-celebrate the birth and death of Jesus. Happy Christer-Eastmas, Bluesky.

60 minutes CECOT segment. Recorded through my browser. HD quality. Not phone. Spread it around. If you're press, it's yours. Go nuts. It's streaming on a Canadian website, but there is no telling for how long. www.filemail.com/d/wkcdttnacp...